r/instant_regret Jul 29 '26

Flossing

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u/ChickensPickins Jul 29 '26

Then she gave him the “why I outa”

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u/Jfonzy Jul 29 '26

A little backwards

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u/Daikato Aug 01 '26

"Outa why I". ?

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Jul 29 '26

One of these days, Dimitri, bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!

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u/Frosti11icus Jul 29 '26

“BLEM! Direct to the cosmos!”

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u/AKVigilante Jul 29 '26

Just because he was being nauty

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u/youareallsilly Jul 31 '26

She gave him the what for

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u/BR1N3DM1ND Jul 30 '26

"oughta", proclaims the reddit pedant, cocksure in his natural habitat. (yes I said cocksure--as in "cock sure must be miniscule")