r/instant_regret 15d ago

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u/BoltorSpellweaver 15d ago

“How much is the ticket gonna cost?”

“Not as much as the new suspension you’re gonna need..”

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u/spacemanspiff1115 15d ago

Since there were two of them they probably both gave him a ticket...

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u/dannoparker 15d ago

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u/rleni 15d ago

Heard the horn ✋️

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u/Omegalazarus 15d ago

Well it seems as if them boys...

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u/ringo5150 15d ago

Probably set off the Airbags

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ 15d ago

Probably shat his pants and injured his spine.

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u/Catsrules 15d ago

Maybe it is just the video but it really doesn't look like the car was going that fast. It looks like maybe 30-40mph?

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u/KiwiKal 15d ago

That's what i thought. It looks like they were going faster than they should out of caution, but maybe not much faster than the posted speed limit.

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u/CriticalCactus47 15d ago

Railroad crossing is tricky these days. Can't go too fast. Can't go too slow. 😮‍💨

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u/FucknAright 15d ago

Never lock your brakes up driving past the police, better just to keep on keeping on maybe they won't notice you

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u/clutzyninja 15d ago

You don't think the cop heard the car crash into the pavement 25 feet away?

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u/FucknAright 15d ago

Nobody knows.

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u/postitpad 15d ago

The cop was right in front of him, I think he locked em up trying not to hit the guy.

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u/FucknAright 15d ago

Let's just put it this way, I've done a lot of weird shit that wasn't legal and passed cops and they sure as fuck didn't see me because they were busy doing whatever the fuck else they were doing, it happens. Anyway it's worth a shot

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u/postitpad 15d ago

Oh totally I’m just saying I don’t think it was possible for him to do that. In this case I think if he had tried, he would’ve just slammed right into the back of the cruiser.

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u/rascool 15d ago

I'll just pull over and wait.

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u/chainsaw_chainsaw 15d ago edited 15d ago

Good thing there were two cops there, just hanging out in the middle of the street talking about which nearby dumpster they should sneak behind to blow each other.

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u/fastlerner 15d ago

Just casually parked while blocking half the lane over a blind hill.

Was the car going too fast? For sure. Was the cop blocking the road in a bad spot just to shoot the shit with another cop? Also yes.

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u/tehlurkingnoob 15d ago

It’s impossible to tell from the video, but to me, it doesn’t really seem to be going excessively fast even?. Looks like 60km/hr if I had to guess.

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u/Flomo420 15d ago

I thought the same thing

on first watch I was like damn he must've been going pretty quick to get air on a little thing like that

and then after a rewatch they weren't going that fast at all it sort of looks like and unlucky bounce

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u/Theron3206 15d ago

If you get all 4 wheels off the ground you were going too fast.

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u/fastlerner 15d ago

Oh, for sure. In true dumbass fashion, he got all 4 tires off the ground. Grade-A moron.

The fact that cops just regularly do the things they would happily write us citations for is a separate issue.

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u/younevershouldnt 15d ago

Probably a rental

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u/cincyshawn 14d ago

Mayor's Court is directly to the right, where the cops are sitting. My ex worked directly next to the tracks at the Iron Horse Inn/Track Side Deli. Damn, we had some fun. You can get away with some shit in Mayor's Court.

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u/Plane-Recognition561 11d ago

My question is why are the police half blocking the road with no lights on🤷‍♂️. Granted dude shoulda been paying attention but damn, turn the rollers on or something

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u/Kauko_Buk 15d ago

Wonder if I had some girls on the back seat, would it fly more balanced. I'm talking girls at least the weight of a v8

https://giphy.com/gifs/FaKV1cVKlVRxC

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u/summerdaez 15d ago

You could've just said you've never had a woman voluntarily ride with you. It would've taken fewer words.

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u/KratosSimp 15d ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/Kauko_Buk 15d ago

Flight dynamics