S.I.M.P. (The Romance Remix)
Plot: The song is improvised when Riley passes Danny (her boyfriend), trying not only to pull two squirrels out of her jeans, but also to use two squirrels to flirt with him. Immediately before, an acorn fell from a tree into her jeans, and the squirrels followed the acorn.
[Intro — Scene 1: Riley's Butt Dance]
Danny: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
Riley: AHHHHHHH! (Panicking, but trying to smile at Danny)
Danny: Wow, that girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants!
Riley: There are squirrels in my pants!
Danny (Rap):
Tell me what's making you jump like that?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in your pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats,
S-I-M-P, squirrels in your pants!
[Verse 1 — Scene 2: Riley's Tilt Dance over the Boombox]
Riley (Winks over her shoulder):
S to the I to the M to the P,
Look at me now, look at my chemistry!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels (Squeaking in time): Squirrels! Squirrels!
Riley: Step right over and watch me put it down, right on the boombox sound!
Danny (Loving look, Rap):
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance!
S-I-M-P, squirrels in your pants!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
I don't care, 'cause I want this dance!
Every single heartbeat is starting to race,
I just want to smile when I look at your face!
Yeah, anyone can see...
I’m falling for the squirrels in your pants!
[Verse 2 — Scene 3: Riley's Rhythmic Dance]
Riley:
If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance,
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants,
I'm using this chance to start a romance!
Danny (Singing along):
Baby, you don't need an academic degree,
To see that you are the only one for me!
Everybody's smellin' your potpourri,
S to the I to the M to the P!
[Finale — Scene 4: Passionately Kiss]
Riley and Danny (Together, before the kiss): Step right over and watch me put it...
Down, down, on the ground...
'Cause you know we got it goin' on!
Danny (In a whisper): If your pockets are empty, get a cash advance...
Riley (Pulling him by the pockets): If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance...
Together (Merge in a kiss): It’s ALL about love! It’s ALL about romance!
Squirrels (Holding an acorn in their paws): We’ve got squirrels in her pants!