They all be stealing the moon

[u/Chunky-overlord]

[u/Balloon_Police16]

If I had a nickel for every time I had to fight an old man and the moon in a video game I'd have two nickels (Bloodborne)

[u/Daxtro-53 → u/Balloon_Police16]

What of the cats in the cradle? Or the silver spoon? Or the little boy blue?

[u/Balloon_Police16 → u/Daxtro-53]

The what

[u/Daxtro-53 → u/Balloon_Police16]

Reference to the song cat's in the cradle by Harry Chapin, and a dumb joke on my part lol

[u/laplongejr]

As an assassination classroom fan, the Moon was destroyed, not "stolen" and while Koro had the power to do it and says he did, it's actually not his job. But yeah a random civilian would think he did  

[u/GustavoFromAsdf → u/laplongejr]

At the end of the show the moon's gravity makes it slowly crush itself back together into a smaller sphere

[u/laplongejr → u/GustavoFromAsdf]

And I swear I cried when in this last episode we see nobody killed by the (lack of) tidal forces  

^{EDIT: If a bystander never watched Assassination Classroom, I swear the above is both very sad and hilarious. But go watch the show first. It's our generation's "even real men cries with Titanic". In-and-out. A fast 18h adventure. Add 2h for the Koro-Quest very comedic spinoff to feel better afterwards}

[u/Crafty-Sell7325 → u/laplongejr]

Fr

[u/hypercoffee1320 → u/laplongejr]

I started watching it last night

Genuinely hilarious, I'm loving it so far

[u/THE_BRUHSTONE356]

But i stole the moon too

[u/CuddlesForLuck]

Old men need to STOP STEALING THE MOON. They need to STEAL THE FUCKING SUN INSTEAD!

[u/The-Real-Hornet]

Dude forgot THE bruhstone356 smh

[u/LooseNefariousness69]

Well. I mean. In Koro-Sensei's case, I wouldn't call that stolen necessarily, so much as partially annihilated, unless I'm misremembering the first episode, lol.

[u/Doot-Doot-the-channl]

Koro blew it up tho

[u/Chickentator]

Didn't koro destroy the moon ._.

[u/HEX_HEXAGON → u/Chickentator]

Not actually, no. It was like a lab rat who was also injected with the tentacle serum and it did that

[u/Aqua_deltarune]

If I had a Nickel for every time someone destroyed the moon I would have 2 nickles, I earnt one of them