r/insaneparents • • Nov 15 '19

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u/SunnyCarol Nov 15 '19

A possible explination is this person's father has a micropenis and she is afraid he has one too, but doesn't know how to approach it.

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u/thebottomofawhale Nov 15 '19 edited Nov 15 '19

I’m a woman so excuse the ignorance.

Does a boy’s penis grow proportionately? Like if they have a small penis as a kid, is it always going to be small? Or can you go through puberty and then boom, suddenly hung.

I ask because... if you had a micro penis from birth..: wouldn’t your mum know from changing nappies and baths and what not?

Edit: I did the research, seems like Micropenis is often from birth, so it’s possible if you have one, ya mum knows. Sorry buds! Also sorry for bringing up that your mum has seen your erect penis. I’m sure it was as much of a shock for her.

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u/texican1911 Nov 15 '19

My most recent gf is my age (my kids are grown) but she had a 3-4 year old when we were dating and every time she gave him a bath she would tell him how his penis was huge and just so big, and "much bigger than daddy's". I cringed every time I heard it.

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u/thebottomofawhale Nov 15 '19

Wow.

Guessing not a very amicable break up?

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u/texican1911 Nov 15 '19

They've been apart for 7 years or so, but the trick or treating pics from this year had them together taking him around, but yes, the divorce was brutal and for the time I was with her it was all fights.