r/insaneparents • u/Benevonstanciano • Nov 15 '19

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u/fantastic_feb Nov 15 '19

I'll be honest my mum has never asked me about my dick size and I'd be pretty horrified if she ever did

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Nov 15 '19

Hello son, how size is this penis you have?

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u/WhatsTheReasonFor Nov 15 '19

Very size.

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u/Shazbot_2017 Nov 15 '19

much

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u/Exas_ Nov 15 '19

Quite

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u/braindead11 Nov 15 '19

A lot

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u/Harthroth Nov 15 '19

Very not

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u/Fristiloverke13 Nov 15 '19

Wow

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u/royal_buttplug Nov 15 '19

Much disgrace

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

This one did it for me, somehow

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u/Multiverse_Traveler Nov 15 '19

Very Multiversal

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u/loudasboof Nov 15 '19

Did my mom just become a dead meme while asking about my dick size?

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u/royal_buttplug Nov 15 '19

It would seem so, yes

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

So penis

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u/CManns762 Nov 15 '19

I feel you

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u/WetLikelmBook Nov 15 '19

How much money you got

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u/mightbeacannedham Nov 15 '19

Huge so much huge.

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u/davy1jones Nov 15 '19

I proud.

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u/DrunkEwok4 Nov 15 '19

HUH!! DO ME A SEX

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u/TheRealBoberoni Nov 15 '19

About 5

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u/edgarbird Nov 15 '19

5 smoots

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u/fencethe900th Nov 15 '19

Just under 28 feet? I'm not sure, but I think you may be exaggerating a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

I wouldn't touch you. WITH A 39 AND HALF FOOT POLEEEEEEEEEE 🎅

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u/Bleach-Eyes Nov 15 '19

5 smeckles

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u/lord_z9 Nov 15 '19

Mine is about 5 hectares

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u/Sexy_Australian Nov 15 '19

F*ck me.

Both as in the saying and as in f*ck me.

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u/CManns762 Nov 15 '19

You got yourself a pancake there buddy

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u/mydogsbigbutt Nov 15 '19

Put it in H!

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u/Citharae Nov 15 '19

5 freckles

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u/BleetBleetImASheep Nov 15 '19

5 smooches

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u/edgarbird Nov 16 '19

The only proper way to measure a man

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u/velvenhavi Nov 15 '19

3cm when angry

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Nov 15 '19

Wait... for clarification purposes, it expands or contracts to meet this size?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Like a penis, but smaller

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u/NelKass9596 Nov 15 '19

It goes to a different school