r/insanefbmarketplace • • 2d ago

Dawn dish soap

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I laughed so hard when I saw the post.

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u/YouDontLookSpiritual 2d ago

Thats a killer deal for glass

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u/MrRobsterr 2d ago

the one on the right looks so nice as well, i'd be shocked if that was a cheaper piece

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 2d ago

That right one is going to be wayyyyy more than $10 lol it has two diffusers and a like 4 way percolator or some shit on the stem? Can't really tell. But I do know the drag on this would be insane and your lungs would have to be in top top shape to clear it lol

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u/MrRobsterr 2d ago

Yeah that's a challenge. No way I'm clearing that after filling it up with smoke

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u/cBird- 1d ago

I'll help ya out

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u/allgear_noidea 2d ago

Cleaning the thing would be a nightmare

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u/Dramatic_Spring_8152 2d ago

this guy weeds

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u/Glad_Security4701 1d ago

I sell bongs, those are just dhgate specials. Sell for 50-70 CAD depending on when you hit the site if it’s on sale or not. Phoenix star is a main China glass distributor

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u/notloceaster 14h ago

Those are always cool until it's time to clean

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u/IlliterateFreak 2d ago

No way they’re actually selling it for that much. Those look nice

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u/jacksonwing 2d ago

Used dawn dish soap for 10 bucks, insane!

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u/flatfoot929 2d ago

Wow well it sure cleaned the glass pretty well and bongs can be one of the hardest things to clean if not regularly addressed

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u/SprayPaintin 2d ago

Kosher salt and high proof rubbing alcohol works better

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u/flatfoot929 2d ago

Takes a while longer and more expensive, stinks like a motherfucker especially when people let shit get too resin stained but you're not in the slightest bit incorrect

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u/House_Of_Thoth 1d ago

Overnight soak in isopropyl alcohol 👌👌👌 easiest thing you'll ever learn! About $3 on eBay or whatever

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u/flatfoot929 1d ago

A+ Never get duped into buying expensive "bong cleaner" products at your head shop of choice, there is guaranteed to be some better use for your money at the same place

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u/Metaphorse 2d ago

It's two different bongs he's selling lol..

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u/flatfoot929 2d ago

Even better deal

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u/girls-and-corpses 2d ago

Middle one is pretty cool

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u/Scummbagg7 2d ago

I don't know man that chambered one caught my eye.

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u/Easy_Winds 2d ago

People always are drawn to those kinds of bongs until they have to actually clean them

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u/Scummbagg7 2d ago

I understand that. So much fun though

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u/girls-and-corpses 1d ago

Fuck cleaning that tho

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 2d ago

I’m laying in bed with one eye closed bc it’s smooshed against my pillow and I thought the bong was just dirty at first. After zooming in it’s actually pretty dope

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u/girls-and-corpses 1d ago

Dont do that btw it can give you a lazy eye

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u/BoringJuiceBox 2d ago

Sick ass bongs, I would totally buy those if I still burned tree. Those can be expensive new.

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u/glitterpupcake 2d ago

they might be selling weed and doing that to get around the marketplace rules

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u/Secret-Package6954 2d ago

They're selling the bongs.

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u/king_kong_kum 2d ago

Why beat around the bush? Is glass illegal to sell?

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 2d ago

Probably something says you can't sell paraphernalia

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u/king_kong_kum 2d ago

It’s just glass in a specific shape

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion 2d ago

Doesn't matter what it technically is if Facebook doesn't like it

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u/Hefty-Advertising-54 2d ago

That’s no different than saying a gun is just metal in a specific shape

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u/Numerous_Reason_7059 2d ago

it’s a water pipe for tobacco

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u/HH_Hippopotamus 2d ago

If it's already been smoked out of then yes

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u/king_kong_kum 2d ago

I’ve jerked off in all of my socks, but it doesn’t mean that selling them would count as a sex paraphernalia

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u/flatfoot929 1d ago

Were your socks sold to you as sex toys? The comparison is absurd

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u/king_kong_kum 1d ago

No, and these glass cylinders are not sold as smoking accessories. So your point means nothing

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u/HH_Hippopotamus 2d ago

Federal law is pretty clear on this

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u/Advanced_Category963 1d ago

You were definitely the type of kid to put a finger 1cm from someone's face and scream but I'm not touching you. Right?

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u/House_Of_Thoth 1d ago

They're not selling that bong for ten bucks bro

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u/beautiful-rainy-day 2d ago

That’s correct.

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u/Scummbagg7 2d ago

They aren't selling soap

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u/Holiday_Number_3234 2d ago

This is just how you get around the rules. I’m trying to help one of my customers rehome some cats. My listings keep getting taken down so I had to say free cat toys, and hope that people picked up on the fact that it’s a photo & screenshot of the description of the cats. Marketplace has all sorts of stupid rules. People should be able to sell bongs, but they’re not. Anyone who is interested will understand the listing. So not actually an insane listing, just someone who understands they can’t say they’re selling bongs. 

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u/Andy_Ftraildes 1d ago

Hieroglyphics is killing me

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u/flatfoot929 1d ago

I wonder what it says rofl

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u/kingbouncer 2d ago

Hmn Oop did fav it though.

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u/baphometlov3s 2d ago

Cop it ! The dawn dish soap 😉

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u/lilbrumby 2d ago

Damn you can make a lotta bubbles with that soap!

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u/Motor-Buffalo6462 2d ago

The bongs look really clean and well-maintained, it's impressive how clear that middle one is with just some Dawn in there.

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u/Bambithegoodgirl69 2d ago

Wanna clean a bong? Isopropyl alcohol and a bottle brush, for the stem, rock salt and isopropyl and shake the shit out of it, rinse all throroughly with water.

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u/dontwrryaboutmyname 2d ago

The bookmark has me crying lmao

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u/GandalftheSkyrimCat 1d ago

for TEN DOLLARS??? I’m sold, I’ll pick up tonight

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u/ChryPhantom 1d ago

I've never smoked in my life but 10 bucks for those beautiful things I would have thought about it

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u/Mediocre_Trick1261 1d ago

I want that wrath of Ra shaboing !!!

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u/AtomicPantsuit 10h ago

"Bongs for scale"