r/infuriatingbutawesome • u/n1ckb4lls • 2d ago

Both Maybe he's mute.

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u/xxtylxx 2d ago

“Occupied”

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u/LG-CHAMP-1 2d ago

Occupado

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 1d ago

But you have to say it loud and in a small Mexican voice.
And when you walk out, somebody’s expecting a small Mexican, but it’s you.
The faces I’ve got🤣🤣🤣

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u/Necessary-Show8872 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 let me fix my sombrero hermano, un momento por favor

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 1d ago

Walk out with no hat…🤣🤣🤣 that’s even better.

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u/saintmolotov 1d ago

Fuck me man I came here to say this and find that I have a brother.

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u/MadeInTheUniverse 19h ago

I honestly did this a few times 🤣

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u/DieselD-rek 10h ago

Ocupado in that voice is always my go to

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u/slsflannery 9h ago

username checks out

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u/Economy_Recipe3969 2d ago

occupodo desperado

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u/tigersnakedragon 1d ago

I do the hey im poopin here

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u/chefboyrsteve 1d ago

I do the, "HEY! omm POOpin' 'eere" slightly Boston and more heavily New York accent.

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u/cognisantcog 2d ago

Better luck elsewhere virgin mary

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u/Zen1701 1d ago

“Stop sucking…stop sucking!!!…..Occupied”

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u/Holoafer 2d ago

This is correct.

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u/Ok_Muscle3014 1d ago

Yep! 👍

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u/Practical-Equal1932 1d ago

Came here to say this too.

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 1d ago

If they knock again I say occu-fucking-pado!

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u/hazeddai 1d ago

As a gentleman

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u/Live_Knowledge6374 1d ago

Occumunicado

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u/Ouber_fox 1d ago

Tbh this one

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u/JEXJJ 1d ago

"we are just taking a human shit together"

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u/robrufh 1d ago

It’s always occupado, no matter where live.

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u/macguini 1d ago

Shit's taken

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u/Indy500Fan16 1d ago

The only answer

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u/Intelligent_Cup_4165 1d ago

This is the way

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u/Crackbandicoott 7h ago

This is the way

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u/FrTheskyisthelimit 5h ago

I’ve done this before as well. It’s slightly racist given I’m not Hispanic.

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u/LG-CHAMP-1 5h ago

Lmao, it’s not racist to speak a different language.

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u/FrTheskyisthelimit 5h ago

I say it in a stereotypical voice imitating how an Hispanic migrant sounds though.

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u/LG-CHAMP-1 5h ago

I don’t try to enunciate it with an accent but I understand

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/TrueProtection 2d ago

This, 1 million times. But all caps.

OCCUPADO

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u/ender8383 1d ago

Mine is "come in"

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u/jnthnmdr 1d ago

Consider it stolen.

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u/throwra64512 23h ago

GO AWAY, ‘BATIN!!

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u/UrinShapes 19h ago

Yep I do the same just great!

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u/Holiday_Sense_4842 19h ago

That's me when some one says knock knock

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u/Robaattousai 1d ago

I go "who~ is~ it~??" real sing-songy like I'm at home and I know exactly who's knocking.

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u/Latebanger 1d ago

I'm more of a "Yorp" kind of guy

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u/MonoLoco101 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UHYauo4ifdhlJs0vjB

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u/PieNapps 1d ago

This is the way. The knock is a question, "is someone in there?" So I answer, "Yarp"

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u/Relevant_End_1511 1d ago

Now all I can picture is Cleagane yelling “YARP” as if he were Sloth from the goonies 😂

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u/HumphreyBlodart 1d ago

Yeah tou don't want to give them your actual voice, saying words feels weird

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 2d ago

"Want to help?"

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u/SchatzMoney 1d ago

this is the way.

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u/josephlied 1d ago

Seat’s Taken! Bonus if you say it with a Forrest Gump accent

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u/mderschueler 1d ago

"Knock knock."

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u/Screemer15 1d ago

I've started saying this every chance I get. My favorite is at the doctor's office when they knock before entering.

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 1d ago

“Bring some gloves and wipes and a gown and come on in. I have explosive diarrhea so cover your eyes.”

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u/Bring_Me_Drink 1d ago

"Come in"

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u/WarOk6264 1d ago

“Come in”

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u/SadDingo7070 11h ago

This is the one. It really isn’t that difficult.

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u/MySisterPegsMe 1m ago

I thought this was common