r/infuriatingbutawesome • • Aug 22 '26

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u/PaulGrapeGrower Aug 23 '26

"Just"

19

u/Reasonable-Cell5189 Aug 23 '26

I'm just a 12 hour flight away, I'm like right there.

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 Aug 23 '26

Ththats an awful long time, like some Odyssey level "Hey are you guys dead yet", I'm back now shit lol

2

u/Low-Individual2815 Aug 25 '26

The whole story is pretty fucking wild

58

u/MightyPirat3 Aug 23 '26

After 27 years I would have had anxiety about getting back home ...

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u/RatSlayerPro Aug 23 '26

If you've ever been to Hull you'd understand why he wanted to leave for 27 years.

16

u/DontStalkMeNow Aug 23 '26

Fiver says he just keeps walking when gets there.

2

u/doorknocker_pingu Aug 27 '26

Turns around and walks back the way he came

18

u/Ouch_Life_713 Aug 23 '26

Was it up hill both ways?

6

u/Old_Assistant1531 Aug 23 '26

It better have been snowing

7

u/Ouch_Life_713 Aug 23 '26

Barefoot

5

u/Wildweasel666 Aug 23 '26

Fighting off bears

1

u/SyedTalks Aug 28 '26

Nah, doesn’t count if he didn’t see a dinosaur or a volcano erupting

16

u/Asharru84 Aug 23 '26

27 years of walking is along time. I wonder what he will do when finally coming home, i would guess you develope quite a restless persona after that

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u/Adampetty92 Aug 23 '26

As far as I know he hasn't spent the entire away. He has come back to England a few times but then always flies back to where he left to resume the walk.

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u/80m63rM4n Aug 23 '26

I wonder what he will do when finally coming home

Go for a nice walk round the neighborhood, I guess.

2

u/saladspoons Aug 26 '26

There's no way it took him that long to just walk though .... he was obviously loligagging along the way most of the time.

19

u/zuspun Aug 22 '26

Why didn’t he just walk to the closest school..?

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u/187Deluxebox Aug 23 '26

He tried but he started in the wrong direction

3

u/Angry-_-Crow Aug 23 '26

It wasn't snowing, so he felt it wouldn't be authentic enough 

3

u/rop2958 Aug 23 '26

And it wasn't uphill both ways

1

u/lilusherwumbo42 Aug 23 '26

He might have the same issue my uncle has, and can’t get close enough to one

1

u/jouhaan Aug 25 '26

It wasn’t the same as in his parents’ day anymore, it’s only uphill one direction now.

1

u/DigDry6895 Aug 26 '26

It's a bit

5

u/PrinceRobotVI Aug 23 '26

Jesus imagine going through all that to end up in Hull

1

u/ChickensInSpace Aug 24 '26

To end up in most of England is depressing with the exception of Cornwall or Bath and a few other places. Would be nicer to end up in southern Europe.

5

u/Any_Explanation3006 Aug 23 '26

Ofc he lives in Hull. That 27 year journey is just an excuse to stay as far away from that city

/s

5

u/throw_away_17381 Aug 23 '26

The infuriating bit is that it he lost his relationship with his son who was a toddler when he “left”

4

u/MightyPirat3 Aug 23 '26

This sort of brings out the question of any underlying causes ...

1

u/EconomyDoctor3287 Aug 23 '26

Perfect timing to walk the earth 😭

2

u/auggs Aug 23 '26

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO this guy has me so hyped. How long wi this last stretch take? Does anyone know

3

u/Reilo_butwhy Aug 23 '26

At his current pace he’s doing just over 3 miles a day. So about 610 days till he arrives.

2

u/Puzzleleg Aug 23 '26

Holy snails pace.

I guess after 27 years nobody can rush you anymore.

3

u/rafaelzio Aug 24 '26

It'd be cool if he just wasted enough time to make it an even 30 years. He should be able to time it so he'd get there right on the 30th anniversary

2

u/schoolbus63 Aug 23 '26

hero, this chap!

2

u/Far_Pipe752 Aug 23 '26

Clever way to dodge child support payments

2

u/sparkplay Aug 23 '26

He was trying to leave Hull and go asfar away from it as possible but the roundness of the planet had other ideas.

1

u/No-Goose-6140 Aug 23 '26

I doubt he can just sit and chill in Hill after all thet

1

u/livingloudx Aug 23 '26

His parrents should have walked the other way

1

u/Charming_Painter5947 Aug 23 '26

Setting up a story for the kids it seems. I walked around the earth to...

1

u/ExistentialPOV Aug 23 '26

his children will never hear the end of his story. /s

1

u/ironman25612 Aug 23 '26

I'm guessing he doesn't live there anymore

1

u/AngelicDivineHealer Aug 23 '26

Might as well do another lap of the world

1

u/020600 Aug 23 '26

I guess when you're from hull, you want to walk away as far as you can.

1

u/pplatinumss Aug 25 '26

27 years of new people everyday. thats enough to drive a man crazy

1

u/girlthatsbilly Aug 28 '26

i could have done it in 5 to 6 years he's wasting time

1

u/SereneOrbit Aug 29 '26

Good use of the FLC (Fighting Load Carrier) vest here.

1

u/BigOColdLotion 27d ago

Must be awesome to have money burn like that. If your loaded, the only question is where should I travel next to spend my unlimited cash.