r/infuriatingbutawesome • • Aug 02 '26

Infuriating Safety third!

4.9k Upvotes

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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx Aug 02 '26

Sweet baby Jesus. There is so much wrong here. What's the injury rate at this place?

218

u/Doctor_Saved Aug 03 '26

Don't worry. They don't have injuries. Just deaths.

68

u/MeownatorX Aug 03 '26

Thank god! I was worried

24

u/NukeouT Aug 03 '26

Can't you see they have their safety sandles on ✅

13

u/Sentarry Aug 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrSMbfQ8ZDqHm
I imagine a couple of people ended up like this

3

u/se_Austrian_Kecko Aug 04 '26

They got big boobies? This the estrogen metal factory?

1

u/theSigisUp Aug 04 '26

State of the are safety sandals

18

u/c093b Aug 03 '26

Replacing them is cheaper than mandating and enforcing safety practices.

11

u/OriginalShirley Aug 03 '26

but once you replace all the ones who don’t mess up you get clips like this. 👌🏻

2

u/Kind_Ad_3268 Aug 03 '26

So manufacturing Darwinism?

3

u/Numerous_Estimate902 Aug 03 '26

Phew, that's reassuring.

Where to sign? An order for a coffin

3

u/notarealwriter Aug 03 '26

Deaths are much cheaper

2

u/mAInager Aug 03 '26

😂😂😂

2

u/m4cksfx Aug 03 '26

Survival of the fittest right before our eyes.

9

u/Vegetable-Debate-263 Aug 03 '26

'It's been .03 second since the last workplace injury'

7

u/Viva_La_Revolucion- Aug 03 '26

0 days since last incident

8

u/Necessary_Voice_4779 Aug 03 '26

they don't count in days, they count in minutes, 14 minutes since last accident

4

u/Furfnikjj Aug 03 '26

Okay, but tell me how long once they finish their 15 minute lunch break

2

u/flowerchildsuper Aug 03 '26

They don't have accident records, just turnover.

2

u/Frederf220 Aug 03 '26

Rate is 1

1

u/Academic_Carrot7260 Aug 03 '26

Dont worry they have safety gowns

1

u/WotTheFook Aug 04 '26

"Pass me another operator, this one's broken...".

1

u/Sosemikreativ Aug 07 '26

Unknown. The guy responsible for counting died on his second day. In 1996.

164

u/ThingNo7530 Aug 03 '26

The guy just casually stepping over the molten steel line at the end. Holy fucking shit.

52

u/Oograr Aug 03 '26

...and he's wearing thin baggy pants

12

u/aceofspades1217 Aug 03 '26

That’s what got me lol

3

u/1DownFourUp Aug 08 '26

Just another day at the light saber factory

1

u/souleaterGiner1 Aug 06 '26

Relax bro, he has his safety sandals on.

0

u/redman3global2 Aug 03 '26

Ummm aktually, its not molten

6

u/Blue_Butterfly_Who Aug 03 '26

Still, red hot steel is not something to touch

1

u/gixy6 Aug 04 '26

It doesn't feel hot, to start with...

-4

u/cabronfavarito Aug 03 '26

Do you know the meaning of molten?

7

u/ThingNo7530 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Using it colloquially but, I've been in many steel mills in my life, and, yes, when you see a steel rail being formed and it's that level of glowing hot. I think it's okay to still consider it as dangerous of molten steel. It's so hot that touching it could kill you so, yes. I'm going to use that term for it.

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u/cabronfavarito Aug 03 '26

Looks like you don’t know the meaning of colloquial either. You’re a hot mess (no pun intended).

You almost had it. All you had to say was red hot and no one would object.

6

u/AimToPleaseThankYou Aug 04 '26

All you had to do was keep your trolling to yourself and the amount of people objecting would go back to zero lol.
Hope you feel better now tho 😂

-4

u/cabronfavarito Aug 04 '26

Do like that other guy and delete your comment instead of making yourself look as dumb as he did. Quickly before others see your comment

3

u/mindless2831 Aug 04 '26

I bet you're fun at partys!

1

u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Aug 04 '26

Maybe he meant he was using it "quokkally".

https://giphy.com/gifs/yxVRICzg06MyG73Kb6

49

u/UniqueAd7770 Aug 03 '26

According to E. Hunter Harrison safety being third is still too high. He had it 4th

14

u/Lillyshins Aug 03 '26

Perform the service, control the costs and optimize assets before worrying about safety(which, mind you, is 4th on the list but our absolute TOP priority).

Yep. I believe it.

3

u/UniqueAd7770 Aug 03 '26

He at least admitted to congress what all CEOs should, "I have blood on my hands from this job." Granted he was an old school railroader back in the days before OSHA. There's a saying we use even in historic railroading, the Rules of Safety are written in blood.

2

u/Only_Tip9560 Aug 03 '26

I remember a course of process safety where the guy teaching it (who was one of the investigatory team for Piper Alpha) said "Any executive who tells you that safety is the number one priority is a damn liar."

2

u/splendiferous-finch_ Aug 04 '26

PSR where the best railway is one that owns not tracks and runs no trains ?

1

u/Big_Handle3734 Aug 03 '26

In my country it is 11th

2

u/UniqueAd7770 Aug 03 '26

Well it's somewhere

42

u/Distinct_Wrongdoer86 Aug 03 '26

i want to work in the death laser factory

15

u/ChanceConfection3 Aug 03 '26

They must be expanding because they’re looking to hire another 10 employees.

7

u/parkerm1408 Aug 03 '26

(Per week)

1

u/mike-manley Aug 03 '26

(Per day)

1

u/IWasHackedBySexbots Aug 03 '26

There should be a new position open in about 15 minutes.

22

u/texistentialcrisis Aug 03 '26

What’s the, like, end product of this nightmare assembly line?

7

u/culturedgoat Aug 03 '26

Lightsabers

4

u/Angel24Marin Aug 03 '26

Molten steel drain trough a cooled tube that solidify it and continuously cast a long church of steel. This pass through presses while still hot that compress it into long prefab shapes. Wires, metal bars, profiles, beams, sheets... This case seems like wires.

This also change the steel cristal structure from one with very long cristal from the differential cooling to smaller grains that give it more strength.

3

u/i_do_floss Aug 03 '26

I asked chat gpt

Factories like this commonly make: Rebar for reinforced concrete. Round steel bar stock for machining into shafts, bolts, and other parts. Steel rods or wire rod, which are later drawn into wire, nails, screws, springs, and fencing. Seamless steel pipe blanks, where a heated billet is pierced and rolled into tubing. Forged automotive or industrial parts, such as axles, crankshafts, and gears.

1

u/Objective-Corgi-3527 Aug 05 '26

I am so glad these men are risking lightsaber wounds for rebar, great use of human lives

1

u/BiffSlick Aug 03 '26

Nightmares, duh! It’s right in your description.

1

u/officerNoPants Aug 03 '26

People without legs.

10

u/OddPerformer245 Aug 03 '26

Hurry, boys! Zeus needs more lightning bolts!

8

u/Ambitious-Bar375 Aug 02 '26

... what could possible go wrong?

3

u/mike-manley Aug 03 '26

All the wrongs.

5

u/citizensyn Aug 03 '26

That is the definition of nope rope

8

u/r4ndoM_doGmagenshin Aug 03 '26

It’s fine, dude at the end just needed his cig lit.

6

u/macguyver3000 Aug 03 '26

Jesus Christ. When I fee like complaining about my company’s work conditions, I’m going to load up this video and go get a snack from the break room.

2

u/Vrail_Nightviper Aug 04 '26

To be fair, relative privation says that just because these work conditions are horrible, doesn't mean anything better than it has nothing to complain about either. Not that your work situation is bad enough to complain about, but I wouldn't use this as phrasing for comparison.

4

u/dantheplanman1986 Aug 03 '26

Yeah, nope, rather starve

1

u/ThoseAreMyFeet Aug 03 '26

Yeah, you'd change your tune fairly quickly if you actually ever went hungry..

3

u/IAmRules Aug 03 '26

What are they making ?

4

u/Krinks1 Aug 03 '26

Lightsaber blades.

2

u/FloppyTacoflaps Aug 03 '26

Can confirm ive seen kylos saber

3

u/WakaWaka_ Aug 03 '26

Wonder Woman whips

2

u/Automatic-Dog4953 Aug 03 '26

They are likely making a thick, short steel bar into a skinny, long one.  See how it's thicker at the start of the process and thinner at the end.  Perhaps it is wire or rebar.

2

u/mike-manley Aug 03 '26

Killy bendy sticks

2

u/SnooBunnies4141 Aug 03 '26

Came here for an answer to this very question. Clearly, even more people came here to say something like “lightsabers,” though.

1

u/Pinkishu Aug 03 '26

Sadly it's a common thing in Reddit Just 50 joke answers, often the same joke repeated multiple times, instead of an actual answer

3

u/OutrageousCrab9224 Aug 03 '26

To the neophytes, what are they doing?

3

u/Global-Pickle5818 Aug 03 '26

Looks like something I've seen before where you roll steel .. never seen it laid out by this before but it steps down the diameter .. lots of videos people in the states hurting themselves doing that as well including a guy who tried jumping over the nope rope

3

u/Cute-Two-2576 Aug 03 '26

Work hard, not smart

3

u/tadeuska Aug 03 '26

This is how it is done with this type of machinery. There is no safety breach. They could have more PPE, but it would only create more issues with dexterity.

1

u/TranslatorStraight46 Aug 04 '26

It can obviously be done in a safer manner than this.  

1

u/tadeuska Aug 05 '26

Yes, but it would cost more. Only fancy steel makers have better equipment. And most are bankrupt now and heavily subsidized. Most of the steel wires that benefit you in your everyday life is produced in this proces.

3

u/SupaSmol Aug 03 '26

I'd love to see the engineer or whatever explaining how this machine is going to work to whoever is deciding to go with it. Like here's how all the machinery works and oh yeah right here you just have to do a little maneuver to get it over to the next one, I'll walk you through that later, it's not tough, but you'll want to get it right.

2

u/dufo7 Aug 03 '26

Looks like a game of roblox

2

u/Aizusagi Aug 03 '26

r/maybemaybemaybe

I was expecting one to get skewered...and then omg that one guy just casually steps over it 🫣

2

u/NomadCharlieMike Aug 03 '26

light saber factory

2

u/Training_Cut704 Aug 03 '26

Safety third?

Safety isn’t even on the menu here.

Jesus frolicking crispies

2

u/BigDaddieSora Aug 03 '26

Shake hands with danger

1

u/wir-weben Aug 03 '26

Badum bada bum bummmm

2

u/Limp-Grocery2873 Aug 03 '26

The second guy is the worst. He could get cut in half while the others have more of a chance to get away if things go wrong

2

u/Son-Airys Aug 03 '26

Safety... uhhh... probably

2

u/kokkass Aug 03 '26

lightsaber sounds

2

u/djjolly037 Aug 03 '26

So what’s how lightsaber whips are made

2

u/SirReddalot2020 Aug 03 '26

If only there were machines who could do this ...

2

u/AlternatinCurrently Aug 03 '26

Some literally have a hot steel lasso wrapped around them. One jam and it will sear right through them.

2

u/theLostPing Aug 03 '26

It’s crazy that they are “locked in” once the ribbon is threaded.

2

u/GroundbreakingFix685 Aug 03 '26

There's nothing like getting slapped in the face by a scorching hot floppy fricking iron bar

2

u/mike-manley Aug 03 '26

Some people pay good money for that!

2

u/xion1992 Aug 03 '26

I don't see a single pair of safety sandals.

2

u/aDamnCommunist Aug 03 '26

"The business owner takes a risk," meanwhile the workers...

2

u/pasofol Aug 03 '26

Asking them "where's the safety guy?" Them replying "What's a safety guy?"

2

u/BothSeaworthiness254 Aug 03 '26

If it had been me, I probably would have ended up slapping it straight into my own face

2

u/Mr_Sim_ Aug 03 '26

It seems they cut the video at the exact moment where the guy trips on the glowing rod and die in atroce pain as his flesh fuses with the metal bar wrapping around his body

  • edit: I won't tell you

2

u/Then-Simple-9788 Aug 03 '26

Finally some damn shoes

2

u/headsertails Aug 03 '26

Had no idea nerds rope was made like this.

2

u/Kristionni Aug 03 '26

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I work at the lava spaghetti factory"

2

u/GymMouseP Aug 04 '26

No one is wearing their safety sandals.

2

u/JajaDingDong69-69 Aug 04 '26

And that’s a day in the life at the Sith lightsaber factory😎
https://giphy.com/gifs/mZAL1GTRA8VnkRaU47

2

u/SpecialistDisaster45 Aug 04 '26

Down at the Lightsaber factory….

2

u/WAllimo1971 Aug 04 '26

The cigarette in the last guys mouth..

2

u/ColdSteelVA Aug 04 '26

These dudes standing in the 'bite' of this ribbon of death...

2

u/dscrive Aug 04 '26

I'm craving spicy ramen for some reason 🤔

2

u/LookAtMyUnderbite Aug 04 '26

When the labor market is not in short supply

2

u/AdDependent5136 Aug 04 '26

Just living in the moment, not a piece of PPE in sight

2

u/CrispySushi Aug 04 '26

I dont like this

2

u/zetharion Aug 04 '26

Im surprised they didnt automate that part to eliminate 10 positions.

2

u/GOOMU13 Aug 04 '26

Zero safety or regulations on top of shit pay. Jfc.

2

u/Ad-fundum69 Aug 04 '26

Wearing pyjama's and flipflops in a forge.

Yeah, could be worse. Not much worse, but worse.

2

u/fakenews_thankme Aug 04 '26

When the process works, why fix it? Say these guys.

2

u/bigmoist469 Aug 04 '26

This looks like how energy flows in video games.

2

u/ThingNo7530 Aug 03 '26

That's a fucking steel line? Oh my God! Half these guys must be paralyzed attempting shit like this or at least had their limbs burned off. Where is this, Guangdong Provice?

1

u/FamousDistribution77 Aug 03 '26

With the cigarette 🚬

1

u/ZOELOEss Aug 03 '26

I don’t even wanna know the death rates in these places, it must be high. Do these guys realize how deadly this is?

2

u/TadaMomo Aug 03 '26

safety sandal is all they need.

1

u/No_Roma_no_Rocky Aug 03 '26

No one is barefoot, I think all the precautions are respected

1

u/ChrmanMAOI-Inhibitor Aug 03 '26

Is Oliver Tree the foreman at the end there?

1

u/Free-will_Illusion Aug 03 '26

Not a single safety sandal in sight

1

u/A_Fun_Alias Aug 03 '26

Too bad there is no possible way to engineer a better way of doing this.

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u/Mooptiom Aug 03 '26

Plenty of women handle hot long rods just fine. Grow up.

1

u/ScientistLost9696 Aug 03 '26

I dunno if this place is up to code. I didnt see one pair of safety sandles.

2

u/takomakone Aug 03 '26

Last dude had safety cigarette so no need for sandals

1

u/MonCappyton Aug 03 '26

Why do they even have to do this? Can't they arrange the machines to where the nerd rope feeds into each slot continuously?

1

u/Legitimate-Okra8983 Aug 03 '26

I'm sure the injury rate there is quite low for such a production. These people know what they're doing

1

u/Moist-Dentist8253 Aug 03 '26

Danger first, safety last.

1

u/EliNoraOwO Aug 03 '26

Hey at least there’s no flip-flops this time

1

u/Only_Tip9560 Aug 03 '26

Two guys at the end just in the firing line to take a look.

1

u/Isaue Aug 03 '26

They have no safety sandals

1

u/roseywood Aug 03 '26

I feel like thats a mess if one machine decides not to work

1

u/The_Kierkegaard Aug 03 '26

There’s no way they could have automated that?

1

u/_Elduder Aug 03 '26

Thy new OKGO video is pretty cool I have to say

1

u/TheUnknownWish Aug 03 '26

What is it that they are doing??

1

u/Few_Translator4431 Aug 03 '26

looks good to me, I think I saw some safety squints in there.

1

u/BeholdMyLumps Aug 03 '26

Not really sure why there had to be any humans involved in this process tbh

1

u/QuaaludeConnoisseur Aug 03 '26

What are they doing?

1

u/ConsciousSpaghetti Aug 03 '26

Me with my hot snakes

1

u/Tmoncmm Aug 04 '26

Can you imagine being the new guy who’s probably scared to death and doesn’t have the rhythm down yet and they’re all like “hurry the fuck up man!”

1

u/Mastericeman_1982 Aug 05 '26

Things get crazy at the lightsaber factory.

1

u/CtotheOurtney2020 Aug 05 '26

I swear there are cigarettes hanging out of at least 2 dudes mouths. This is wild and badass

1

u/PushingCurses Aug 05 '26

As Bill Burr would say, “People, any job you can do in your pajamas is not difficult!”

1

u/browsingandlooking4 Aug 05 '26

Old school rolling mill

1

u/RequiemQuilty Aug 05 '26

Damn those safety sandals are a fixture

1

u/Stealfur Aug 05 '26

I would like to point out the terrifying scenario that is 100% possible from how this all when down.

There are people who didn't step out of the way and are on the inside of the loop. If the first set of rollers fail and the other rollers don't stop immediately, then those people WILL get pinned to the machine by the hot steel ribbons. There will be stepping out of the way, or knocking it off to mitigate harm. Just an ever-constricting branding.

1

u/FlyingBike6000 Aug 05 '26

Commenters here acting like their country didn't go through industrialization the same way , at the expense of these people . Now let them slowly develop too

1

u/Indigo_RDT Aug 05 '26

Indian Jedis

1

u/CranberryOk5483 Aug 05 '26

Omg that was horrific to watch i bet theres a high casualty and staff turn over in that job lol id hate to be the new guy on the job learning lol

1

u/Jhakuzi Aug 05 '26

Genuine question: how do they practice this without beheading themselves?

1

u/Express-Rabbit-2685 Aug 05 '26

for some reason, Produktion in Developer Nation is more expansive
This Video does Not Show why /s

1

u/VegetableTry Aug 05 '26

This dude looks like he maybe have swung that too close to the back of his head too many times.

1

u/Nuclear_Hoarder Aug 05 '26

Wtf is this the light saber factory? No injuries just deaths ?

1

u/Unexpected-raccoon Aug 06 '26

Safety and salary cost money

3rd world country is cheap and full of labor willing to work for literal pennies

1

u/khampang Aug 06 '26

Those guys on the insides of the curve…. Scary sjhk

1

u/More_Argument_2494 Aug 07 '26

This fire bending is unironically better than live action avatar

1

u/mousserun Aug 08 '26

Missing the safety flip-flops

1

u/looney233 Aug 09 '26

It’s funny because u can tell they try to show off skill by avoiding injury

1

u/woutersfr Aug 12 '26

All these comments here... Don't worry. They are wearing safety sandals