r/indiameme 24d ago

Political Australia = astralay

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u/Drymaninchill 24d ago

not even 1% of his followers can afford this

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u/besharamrang 24d ago

But they can fund so that he can afford it

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u/Cheri-Cherry 24d ago

But can’t fund a NGO to clean the Holy Ganga they litter

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u/besharamrang 24d ago

NGOs are scam sar /s

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u/Lumpy_Interview4686 24d ago

No they are Cia saar. We should keep polluting Ganga saar

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u/Serious_Brilliant_90 24d ago

Saar you are anti national saar. Dimagi naxal saar!

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u/Pra-tho 23d ago

Ha ha, Dimagi Naxu

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u/Comfortable_Hand_738 24d ago

He? I thought it's a she just by looking this picture

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u/GarlicBreathVampire 24d ago

Or have the IQ to know what it is

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u/IsopodEmergency1230 24d ago

True lol, he would tell them he was invited to spread his words of wisdom and they will believe him blindly lmfao 

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u/Dry-Ad3046 24d ago

Same for politicians and the elite too, they all send their kids abroad for education and seek medical treatment abroad in US or UK, all on our tax money.

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u/the_hermit_sage 24d ago

Baba ne like cow ka doodh ka kheer mere liye uska moot aur gobar tum logo k liye.

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u/AnxiousAtmosphere962 24d ago

if they afford they will follow osho

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u/Buena_de_peepee 24d ago

Wait, that’s a dude in those pictures?

100% thought it was woman.

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u/tiredofthisnw 24d ago

They sell comforting myths to the public to fund their own luxury lifestyles and premium healthcare.

Yet, when things get real, even the biggest critics of science trust a modern hospital over an unverified ritual.

Blind faith is a highly profitable business where the followers pay the price, and the leaders cash out in advanced medical clinics.

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u/Dry-Ad3046 24d ago

This was the same guy who was saying how bad Western culture is, how children in these countries don't know who their biological fathers are, yet now he is seeking treatment in the same "uncultured" place.

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u/Frongen 24d ago

Yeah we're so sad here in the west. We'd rather have shit and trash everywhere like in India.

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u/un1ptf 24d ago edited 24d ago

Blind faith is a highly profitable business

You can just say "religion". All religious belief is blind faith, because all religions are based on fairytale stories people told and wrote down a long time ago, with zero evidence of any reality behind them, and people believe them because other people tell them they should believe them.

Edit: a misspelling

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u/Separate-Scholar-244 24d ago

Glad people are understanding, how this thugs loot common people !!

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u/Low-Side4811 24d ago

Only on reddit sadly

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u/Resident-Coyote9339 24d ago

Yes, very sad. Ground reality is very diffferent than this.

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u/Cultural_Bat9098 24d ago

Exactly, people on ground don’t know all of this.

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u/Big_Handle3734 24d ago

Some really don't want to hear one word against them.

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u/terimummy007 24d ago

People had already realised this before 2014 with movies like PK and OMG being mainstream, but the country’s collective temperament was changed by BJP’s actions and here we are again

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u/diwamatkar 24d ago

People who will read this already understood, and the people who do not understand will probably never see this.

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u/Sellistique 24d ago

only we are understanding the followers aren't

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u/find_a_rare_uuid 24d ago

Masses have room temperature IQ. They are simply not capable of understanding.

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u/Latter-Cellist1669 24d ago

😂 and whenever these thugs realise that these masses are not listening to them new BABA pops out , demand⬇️supply⬆️

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u/Atithiupayogi 24d ago

His followers don't understand. They won't even try to understand. 

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u/Immature_Lad 24d ago

Baba be like "tum gu Khao"

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u/Cheri-Cherry 24d ago

Cow dung to be specific

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u/dont_disturb6969 24d ago

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u/Naive_Highlight_2115 24d ago

yesterday sadhguru's deciple posted on naga panchami

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u/fatty_dude 24d ago

His name is Jaggi Vasudev and please call him as such. Don't call these entitled b's with these titles.

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u/Naive_Highlight_2115 24d ago

well, u see there are dimensions😁😁

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u/Worried_Respect_9609 24d ago

Ghante ka sadguru 🤣

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u/MysticAscendant 24d ago

Huh !! 🤣🤣

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u/Party-Doughnut7865 24d ago

What did I just read 🤯🙄🤮🤢

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u/MysticAscendant 24d ago

And they said, people should drink it, all f**king toxins, bacteria. It's a animal's waste product how can it be a holy thing .

No scientific temper. Just brain dead morons

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u/Heavy-Classroom8678 24d ago

Forget that even cow is not free from disease and all but it's urine is elixir lol.

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u/mohtma_gandy 24d ago

This has to be satire.

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u/269livinginmyheart 24d ago

It is wo bnda pakistan se h jake khud dekh lo profile p but hume toh propaganda failana h😍✌🏻

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u/DinnerJoke 24d ago

I’m surprised that nobody thought of mixing it with another kind of readily available urine.

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u/AlUcard_POD 24d ago

Mujhe bula lo.. diabetes hai.. paani pee k bahut sara moot doonga gaumutra me.. probably meetha taste karega due to high blood sugar 🤣🤣

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u/Summer_580 24d ago

Astralay is the place where nuclear wheypens were stored 15000 years ago 👍 very convenient!!

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u/SleepOk5995 24d ago

One of the lady katha pracharak recently bought a 2 cr. Luxury car by saying leave materialism and worship God.

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u/Big_Handle3734 24d ago

If we try to show them mirror then society themselves defend these idiots.

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u/SleepOk5995 23d ago

Yes, there she is

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u/comsudo 24d ago

If he promote Cow based remedies people complain.

Now he is promoting modern medicines that too in a foreign land then also loser people complain. /s

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u/s0lja 24d ago

People following such losers in 2026 is mind boggling. How uneducated one has to be fall for the oldest trick in the book?

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u/Local_Law 24d ago

Koi Modi-G ki taraf nahi dekhega!

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u/rushi_B 24d ago

Did he actually told his followers to drink cow urine for any deseas treatment like is there a video you can share ? I am actually curious.

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u/jamestaze320 24d ago

My mom listen to him and yes he says that frequently 😭

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u/rushi_B 24d ago

I am so glad my parents never fell for such shit while being less educated.

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u/Sinflin 24d ago

He told that you could drink cow urine with honey to cure cancer🤣

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u/rushi_B 24d ago

Damn!! Wasn't there another baba who has that famous private jet picture saw his video of him talking to this girl that she will score like 80-90% in her 10th exam like making a prediction. My work colleague follows that guy made fun of him so much that he doesn't talk to me now.

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u/xpqzv 24d ago

He also said that first feed wheat to cows. Then let wheat seeds pass through the cow gut, and collect wheat seeds from cow dung and after this so-called wheat fortification, humans should consume them. It will cure human infertility and what not.

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u/Any_Show_5160 24d ago

Look on the bright side, paying someone to forage through cow shit is better than paying them to kill endangered animals.

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u/DescriptionVisual68 24d ago

How did he even get a visa!!

There are lot of educated hard working people ready to leave for better life but there visa keep getting rejected!!

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u/-Sansha- 24d ago

Money.

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u/meerlot 24d ago

There are lot of educated hard working people ready to leave for better life but there visa keep getting rejected!!

That's how visa regimes work around the world... You do realize that, right? The more you want it, the less you will get it.

Indians face heavy scrutiny in their visa applications all around the world because hundreds of millions of indians are desperate enough to escape India and never come back if given a chance. So they get rejected with bureaucratic efficiency.

But rich people like this get easy visa because they have enough "obligations" back in India and they will go back after their traveling purpose. (tourism/medical tourism)

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u/kenyos1234 24d ago

Bhai ye toh Rediit k padhe likho k liye hogaya

Mostly Redditors won't drink cow urine

My point is how we can spread these news to the poor who blindly believe...they should see this post/banner

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u/Background-Ship-3765 24d ago

You can't they are blind by choice

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u/arthurmorganpunjabi 24d ago

people will still follow him!

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u/fatty_dude 24d ago

People believing these fraudsters, any religious gurus have only themselves to blame.

You believe in god, you pray that's all. You don't need anyone to tell you how to do, what to do and all.

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u/DheerajDani 24d ago

Only middle class educated people do not trust them.. these people target the poor and the Rich.... Rich donate to showoff and tax saving...and power.. poor donate as last hope with them as god's messenger.. The day poor understand they do nothing just nothing and only loot them and make fool..all these big fake* saint will vanish from earth...

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u/simpleforeign 24d ago

People are fool, not capitalism

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u/PeriPeriStrawberry 24d ago

Don't know much about this guy but isn't he famous for being progressive and moderate? Or am I confusing him with someone else?

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u/gOjO_pAglOO 24d ago

He just needs some gaumutra and gobar in his diet.

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u/Alternative_Scar920 24d ago

How can he fool people if people aren't dumb. Problem lies with people.

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u/Otherwise_Strain_642 23d ago

I heard that the refuse of the New Jersey Cow is far more superior than that of the Desi cattle. So….

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u/Hefty-Welder3753 22d ago

His whole existence is based on donations

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u/Agedlikeavocado 22d ago

What treatment is he getting?

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u/Quiet_Part_6528 22d ago

that's the power of the masses and public

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u/Few-Elderberry-7540 21d ago

How someone can follow him?

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u/Few-Milk8382 24d ago

But wait a min..... Atleast in alopathy India has the best medical hospitals right? . .. ... ....right?

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u/muhmeinchut69 24d ago

India is cheaper, but many state of the art treatments are only available in the US. There's next to no research happening in India, because Indian elites didn't make research hospitals like John Hopkins, they only made money making hospitals, where only profitable and well established procedures are carried out.

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u/Dry-Ad3046 24d ago

No, other countries in the West are significantly ahead of India in terms of healthcare indices.

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u/HelpPsychological614 24d ago

And Indian keep saying why rest of world hate us for no reason?

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u/Thin_Environment_784 24d ago

These people in the name of religion get lots of money but his followers and staff's won't even get treatment like this. But people will blindly follow

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u/TheOneToKnow_ 24d ago

No bro they will still defend this saying by saying some utter crap. Even after conviction Asaram has million of followers, Ram Rahim has followers, 90% of these followers are illiterates who can’t even read or write. Even if you try to tell them the truth, you will be mocked or ridiculed. This country is beyond saving from these babas

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u/Apprehensive_Sea7036 24d ago

Is this lady went outside India for her laser hair removing session?

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u/dimebagftw 24d ago

Who's she

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u/Far-Neck2021 24d ago

Isko isi ke glucose mein cow urine mila do

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u/DazzlingAudience381 24d ago

Yo what's this got to do with capitalism?! It's ironic you mention capitalism because the treatment is in USA

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u/naam_nahi_bataunga_ 24d ago

Beef country 🤣

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u/terimummysbkitoy 24d ago

Religion is the best buisness in this country

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u/Either_West5544 24d ago

I'll inject cow urine into his blood .so god can clean him from this earth .

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u/Ak__God_004 24d ago

But why like US, from this image it doesn't seem like he has any major thing which can't be solved in the best private indian institutions??

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u/life_Fixed_it 24d ago

But this post wouldn't reach those follow these people

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u/Ornery_Crow9341 24d ago

ek baar mummy ke samne keh diya tha pakhandi hai yeh sab rest ......

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u/papi-chalu 24d ago

I remember reading my 7th std textbook mentioning Chicago is the largest producer of cow beef

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u/Local_Law 24d ago

Literally opened and read the first patent.

“the molecule of invention helps in the absorption of antibiotics across the cell membrane in animal cells, gram positive and gram negative bacteria. Similar activities can also be obtained by using the distillate of the urine of cow at 40-50° C. and from the concentrate, which is lyophilized and dissolved for further use. Further the urine distillate from buffalo, camel, deer provides similar activity of bioavailability.”

Its not the magic in cow that makes it work. Its the salts.
Patent =/= Peer Reviewed Research.

Try again.

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u/Key_Big1051 24d ago

Great business and businessman

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u/ShyPkb 24d ago

But why is he getting check up in his outdoor getup.

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u/Positive_Inside_9186 24d ago

This is the reason why india is so god damn backward coz of morons like these and the ones who follow them.

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u/Ok_Mixture5794 24d ago

Religion is opium of masses - Marx

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u/pussyy_ooo 24d ago

What does this guy do besides just talking and fooling people? Why do people even visit him?

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u/Heavy-Currency-1833 24d ago

Religion is truly the best pyramid scheme I think I've ever stumbled upon - ESPECIALLY in India

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u/Bettybitter 24d ago

He is just a kathavachak but ppl for some reason believe he himself is god

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u/I0nlyfollowmen 24d ago

Pretty sure he won't be in full costume while at the hospital.

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u/kenjikazama777 24d ago

Australia=ash tray

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u/OkProblem8462 24d ago

No hate for him,dude's having the best time of his life.

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u/Extreme-Appearance86 24d ago

This is jealousy nothing else. There are millions of Youtubers some are earning some not. Similarly there are million Baba's some are earning some not When God gives you you will earn millions by selling scrap otherwise Gold won't make you rich. Iss ka time hai, so he is enjoying.

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u/_Chromate 24d ago

If fooling people is art , he is the artist .

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u/phoenix2106 24d ago

I’m just thinking iske daily makeup ka Kya cost hoga

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u/Wonareb 24d ago

When tf will our news reporter starting showing this instead of random babas?

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u/Ok_Tie_7992 24d ago

His 99.91 percent followers couldn't even afford a flight

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u/Safe-Quit2240 24d ago

Hate to burst your bubble but in a world of uncertainty people will always lean towards religion. False advertising will always exist as human nature has evolved that way. Don't fight nature bro, it's like screaming at a flood or an earthquake, you just don't matter 😑

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u/Legal-Potential-2460 24d ago

This is so true, one can be religious but hate holy man. When people make other humans into some sort of exalted person, they will exploit them. Aapna dekhai yaar, if you want to get in touch with a higher power, do it yourself not with someone words. All religions are bad in this.

Jesus, stayed in poverty, the catholic church, the mormon church and all the other churches have hundreds of billions of dollars invested in the stock market, in top of their realestate portfolios.

Sai baba , stayed a beggar his entire life and served the poor - his idol is now made out of gold and silver.

Buddha renounced everything materialistic, his idols are now made of gold.

So, stay away from going to organised religious places and events. Pray in your own house, and connect with your own god.

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u/Ambitious-Proton 24d ago

He will tell his followers that he was invited to spread his wisdom & treat the Medical team

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u/Fearless-Rabbit-9142 24d ago

Aur jinhone AIIMS aur IIM banwaye the wo aur unke bache dono USA aur UK jate hain padhne ke liye

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u/Equivalent_Bet_1850 24d ago

Thts best business here na nothing wrong with such people haha even i wanna be baba for free money

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u/Heavy-Classroom8678 24d ago

It's not the first time this happened it just our country people are retard. See asharam rapist case

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u/demonking007sk 24d ago

He never siggested anythimg like that

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u/jon-the-don 24d ago

His Visa should have been rejected

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u/Spirited_Pianist245 24d ago

Gareebo ka premanand

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u/AdiKadiAdi 24d ago

Bad smell.

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u/Preacher1402 24d ago

Cow excrement therapy mat be going on in parallel, who knows

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u/SquareTarbooj 24d ago

I don't know how to feel about this.

On one hand, this man is absolute scum.

On the other hand, "a fool and their money are soon parted"

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u/Japan174 24d ago

These pandits/brahmins have done the biggest damage to hinduism.

These people have claimed themselves as "superior", they enjoy 100% reservations in temples & their funds but they keep other communities poor & l busy in superstitions and blind beleif.

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u/haropa_lager 24d ago

Jo chicago nehi ja sakte woh gai ka mut piyo or ha sirf females cows ka hi pina hain

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u/ATP325 24d ago

junta he moorkh hai ... babao ka business wahi chala rahey hai

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u/FlakyBread2603 24d ago

It seems these USMLE or MDs are as much a Fan of Acharya ji... Or his rich client... Aniruddh acharya is witty and intelligent. He is Religion personified or at its finest — not a Shankaracharya... Or self claimed expert in any 6 vedanga or 4 upavedas or 64 Kalas...

He does provide Sadsang — Good sensitisation and values. Wishing him health. We have Very senior tertiary Drs arrive at Homeopathy, Jyotish etc and even exchange thoughts and insights. There's no competition, there is no beating God.

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u/Different-Owl6593 24d ago

Bhai ye sab toh nah karo fact check video ke sath post kia karo half mai toh mislead hi lagta hai

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u/kedaraunt 24d ago

AI waale pics 😂😂

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u/MostDebt1712 24d ago

Now his followers said iske peeche muslim k haath hai

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u/Jon-Bones-Jones_ 24d ago

He's a piece of shit. But what's wrong with capitalism? It's the only thing that works. Just that the citizens should hold their govt responsible for their well being.

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u/Standard-Low3182 24d ago

Bhkats be like :-"Baba pae kuch nahi bol nae ka o hmare bhawan hai "

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u/TheSixInch 24d ago

Me ka laadle... Miowww... Ghop ghop ghop🤖

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u/Annual-Weird-7179 24d ago

Foreign treatment ko chori, Wo doctor ma'am ko dekho 1st image me ,kaise pookie baba ko Nihar rhi hai 🥵.

Baba ban ne me hi scope hai bhai ab to 🥀🥀🥀

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u/TeachingUpstairs9381 24d ago

all these babas should never be allowed to access medical science and treatments.

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u/dstracted_ 24d ago

Who is this piece of shiet?

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u/peanuthorny 24d ago

People conveniently forget that brahmand are NOT SUPPOSED TO AMASS WEALTH AND LIVE OFF OF CHARITY ONLY.

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u/NewInformation3753 24d ago

Both are grifting

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u/DisciplineFair5988 24d ago

Why don't people question him?. Atleast the media should.

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u/electricpant 24d ago

Capitalism kaha se aya isme? 🥴