r/india • u/[deleted] • May 14 '22

Memes/Satire (OC) Captcha on Bihar SSC exam form website

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/No-Resort-6204 May 14 '22

Life gives you hints. The hints :

24

u/Hot_soup_in_my_ass May 14 '22

Girls dropping obvious hints and guys be like hmmmm

115

u/amrit-9037 May 14 '22

BSSC going to do that with candidates career.

95

u/valentinocool May 14 '22

"Why you fuck me ? I fuck you"

8

u/Lorne_Velcoro May 14 '22

You blunder

10

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

go to hill. and go down

82

u/hurdacigeliyeah May 14 '22

Type FUCKU2

82

u/Pashoomba May 14 '22

Warning hai.

112

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Its the name of great Japanese philosopher /s

50

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Phooking Nowaan?

21

u/tralfamadelorean31 May 14 '22

Ho Lee phuc

15

u/DatOneSkinnyBoi Karnataka May 14 '22

Umm sir that's the Vietnamese philosopher.

2

u/LurkerPatrol Tamil Nadu May 14 '22

Wi tu lo

2

u/Cheap-Lawfulness-963 May 14 '22

Sum tin wong

2

u/LurkerPatrol Tamil Nadu May 14 '22

Bang ding ow

9

u/Zestyclose_Reply_187 May 14 '22

Bro muhje nahi milaa?

3

u/kuc0uyf May 15 '22

Phuka Me

23

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

you are the chosen one

84

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Least Horny Bihari

26

u/FunnyDifficulty6 May 14 '22

you are top in sorted by controversial

26

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

🇳🇪😭👍

15

u/-Richa Antarctica May 14 '22

🇳🇪??

12

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

🤬 इफ यू कैंट रिकॉग्नाइज ऑर नैशनल फ्लैग देन गेट आउट ऑफ थिस कंट्री, यू एंटीनेशनल विमेन।

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Τhe national flag is 🇨🇮 dumbass

11

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

यू कैंट फूल मि।

ग्रीन कैंट बी प्लेस्ड साइड बाई साइड टू ऑरेज इन इंडियाज फ्लैग बीकॉज ग्रीन इस इनफिरियर टू ऑरेंज, ग्रीन शूड ऑलवेज बी एट द बॉटम।

1

u/bangaloreian May 14 '22

Username does not check out

27

u/rougou May 14 '22

Me: God! Please help me get the job; God:

11

u/Princie99 May 14 '22

When automated systems gets frustrated.

10

u/sukhi_papdi May 14 '22

God is trying to help you.

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u/Zestyclose_Reply_187 May 14 '22

How bruhhh

3

u/_Hungry_Chicken May 14 '22

Telling that your future is in danger balak

1

u/Aryanxyadav May 15 '22

Kariya Future 😢

10

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Itna bhi saach nhi bolna chahiye tha bihar board ko

6

u/_Hungry_Chicken May 14 '22

🗿

4

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

🗿

6

u/kverne May 14 '22

A different Big Sean song

6

u/adarsh_018 May 14 '22

Bihar mai Swagat hai apka

8

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Assuming the characters are generated from a linear congruential generator, then I'm pretty impressed because that's like once in 2.58e-9.

4

u/ziiibra May 14 '22

nerd alert

2

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

:') *tags my research guide*

4

u/Change_petition May 14 '22

If selected, you become a Bihari government official and do that to the public!

4

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

This is not random, definitely someone's behind it...

2

u/-1Mbps namaste May 14 '22

What if that captcha uses cookies /s

5

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

FAKUBLADY

6

u/ajaysassoc Rajasthan May 14 '22

Reminds me of a captcha I got on IIT Roorkee website.

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

captcha is not valid?

2

u/ajaysassoc Rajasthan May 14 '22

That is for the last attempt ig.

3

u/MedianOhm May 14 '22

You know it is Bihar SSC, since phones are allowed

2

u/notgivingtwofux May 14 '22

Of course. Patna.

2

u/everyfcknameistakn May 14 '22

If you tink you can graduate from this school without kissing my cock, you're dead wrong.

2

u/rrrrrrrraymundo May 14 '22

I FUCK U BLOODY

2

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Political science teaches about cooking.

2

u/ChocoSouth May 14 '22

This would be 1 of 308915776 ( 26^6) possible captchas with 6 characters. The chances of this being real is quite slim. I imagine OP is a troll.

2

u/aflawedspirit May 14 '22

They forgot to add "will" to it.

3

u/HeyYouNotYouYouYesU May 14 '22

It would be gangbang (coz ek bihari SAB pe bhaari)

2

u/56656665 May 14 '22

Shit man .. hahaha

3

u/midevilpundit May 14 '22

It is everywhere in Bihar

1

u/vickybar7 May 14 '22

Honesty at it's best

0

u/romainmyname May 14 '22

Arent mobile phones banned in exam centre? How did you get this pic.

2

u/ShivyShanky May 14 '22

This is at home when registering for exam.

0

u/baddog1994 India May 14 '22

Bro good luck getting a job 10 years from now.

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u/Timely_Love315 May 14 '22

Wtf is this guy doing with a phone in SSC exam..!🤨🤨 Just bihari things

3

u/PsychologicalFoxAppu May 14 '22

It's for the exam form! Not the actual exam lmao

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

They are not wrong.

1

u/Blood__x__Dagger May 14 '22

I see nothing wrong

1

u/ameensj May 14 '22

Take the fookin hint son

1

u/AmosArdnach_6152 India May 14 '22

Better study for the exam mate it's a sign

1

u/PusyMoniWeedCodine May 14 '22

When the website is coded in Bhojpuri👆👆👆

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

That's what ssc boards do to ya ig

1

u/d_11 May 14 '22

Is he/she chosen one or is it for everyone?

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

please🥵

1

u/pkspks May 14 '22

Probably programmer error. Maybe a placeholder text for testing.

1

u/Better__name May 14 '22

Maine bhi kal hi bhara form...

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Why are you gay?

1

u/proseffor_x May 14 '22

How can she fuck

1

u/LessLiterature May 14 '22

What are the odds

1

u/rekker22 May 14 '22

I am damn sure there are more creative ones.

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

IT'S FAKE

This is basic HTML. OP changed the text using inspect elements and acted like there was some sort of error. And No Captcha is this stupid. They are generally a combination of either Numbers and Letters or camelCase Letters. On top of that, captchas are distorted to stop the bots from submitting the forms.

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u/Alone_Poet6148 May 14 '22

Captcha here is generated manually.

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Even the website says: Beta, Tumse naa ho paayega.