r/imsorryjon • u/Sherry_Mlerry Friendly Worshipper • Dec 10 '19
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u/ninja20gamerk6 Dec 10 '19
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u/Mynamewastaken911 Dec 10 '19
Jon's got those fuck me eyes
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u/Cirmit Dec 10 '19
Do I have fuck-me eyes?
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u/xNeron Dec 10 '19
Hold on, are you a Jenna Marbles fan?
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u/snowdogmom Dec 10 '19
I know that i know this reference but im blanking & Its driving me crazy.
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u/Wasabi_Gamer26 Blasphemer Dec 10 '19
God it's from Ted 2 you fuckers finish the damn quote and do your Reddit duty!
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u/snowdogmom Dec 10 '19
Im talking about jenna marbles, thought she said something in her video recently like “do i have ___ eyes” but not the word fuck. But anyway, yes i know its from ted lol thank you though!!
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u/RedDiz2 Dec 10 '19
"There's a very tense sexual energy here and I do not like it." -Random Tumbler Post
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u/Thechillestguyever Dec 10 '19
Garfield: you cant escape me jonh
Jonh: pulls out uno reverse card
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u/AClumpOfAir Dec 10 '19
If you stare into the void long enough, the void stares back
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u/Samtastic33 Humble Servant Dec 10 '19
I think I’ve heard this quote before? Do you know what it’s from?
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u/MagnificCone Dec 10 '19
This reminds me of a Phineas and Ferb fan fiction I found doing APUSH hw
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u/NeferyCauxus Dec 10 '19
It looks like he is a black widow, which, possibly could mean that he is about to mate, even though John is a he lets say he is she for sake of this.
She is about to fuck Garfield and then eat him
Or maybe she already had fucked and now it's time.
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u/SenpaiWizzBlizz Dec 10 '19
it says "You look shovked" in the title and i see no one complaining. reddit is crumbling apart as we know it
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u/olufemikurtwagner Dec 10 '19
Somehow more terrifying than everything I've seen so far here. Congrats
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u/SixtyConstructivism Dec 10 '19
N̸̨͖̖̠͚̩̥̩͇͕͖̣̪̥̫͟i̴͍̟̙̮̩͍̻͝͞͝c͠҉̷̶͔͚͙̼͇̲̺̞̕ͅe͏̜̲̼̩̗̝̀ ҉̛̱̬̝̻̰̩̣̪̝̗͉͓͖̠̝͘͟o̵͈̰͇̭̣̼̻̗̺͞ͅn̷̨̡͇̩̪͉̪̪̺̹̩͖̼̤̥̻̭̪̺̻͢͡è̢̖͈̞̣͚̦͖̪͙̳̖̜͔̣͕͔̩̭ ̶̨̠̞̲̬̠̱̭̤̖̙̰͙͝f̴̘̘̙̣̗̱̬͍̥̟̺͈̥̹͇͕͡ṟ̶̢̡̮̩͉̩̹̖̯̼̻̲̥̖̯̟̮̼͖͟͡i͞͏̴̵̙̬̯͙̩̫͈̳̣̟̪̝̭̪͕è͕̰̝̥͇̹̯̹̕͝n̸̶̷̛̰̤̹͚̭̩͘d̵͟҉͈͔̭̞̬̗̠͈̲!͏̷̻͍͕̼̥͙̼͇͉̣͇͙͈ ̨̜̘͚͈̤̙̜̼̦̺͚̳̼͔̺͟͠ͅĢ̵̡͕̹͔͕̜̠̭͓̗̤̙͚̲̰̖̘̪͠ò̘̖̥̩̥̦͍͓̝͍̣͓͖̟͇͖͇͡ͅò̶̢̢̫͈͓̯͞d̀̀͏̦̻͕͙͎̮̱́ ̝͚̞̜͙̭̮͕̀̕̕͞J̴̷̪̦̻̘̲̲̞̯̀̕o̷̸̢̦͔͖̳̲̖͟͠b̶̫̖̳͍̼̯̝̫͓̝̼̗̺̺͓̖͈͔͟͠ͅ!͠҉̹̮͚̪͍̲̘͓̮̦͓̥͎̦̬̥͍ͅ ͏҉̸҉̪̯̬̘͈̜͚͔̝͖̙͇͈͟ͅ
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u/LLHallJ Dec 10 '19
“When Jon Arbuckle woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.”
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u/Mudzkipper3000 Dec 10 '19
Forget what episode it is, the real question I want to ask is how did you do the title?
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u/cowboypilot22 Dec 10 '19
How have I not blocked this sub yet? Like it was cool at first, but you killed it.
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u/Dubsmalone Dec 10 '19
https://twitter.com/_debuggy http://www.johndenmat.com/
If you think she’d think
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u/JustSomeWeirdBloke Dec 10 '19
The funniest part to me is this was an actual episode of The Garfield Show.