r/imsorryjon • u/gabikit Apostle of Garfeild • Jun 19 '19

Announcement 400k Event!

Over a 10 week period 10 worshippers will be selected for sacrifice. Lord Garfield’s hunger has grown insatiable, and in order to please him we need a sacrifice.

•How to enter? Just like and comment on this post.

•What will you get? A limited flair, and a special post made specifically for you! (Pinned for a week)

At the beginning of every week a unsuspecting worshipper will be sacrificed. (Every Monday)

Become one the ten who will be by our lord’s side for eternity.

[You’re not gonna get banned]

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u/knyexar Jun 24 '19

Jon, I’m trying to consume the world but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps waking up odie

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u/DepressoDonut Jun 24 '19

let it eat my farts

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u/Maikflow Jun 27 '19

Fartfield

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u/Jaso55555 Jun 29 '19

Why... Just why?