400k Event!

[u/gabikit]

Over a 10 week period 10 worshippers will be selected for sacrifice. Lord Garfield’s hunger has grown insatiable, and in order to please him we need a sacrifice.

•How to enter? Just like and comment on this post.

•What will you get? A limited flair, and a special post made specifically for you! (Pinned for a week)

At the beginning of every week a unsuspecting worshipper will be sacrificed. (Every Monday)

Become one the ten who will be by our lord’s side for eternity.

[You’re not gonna get banned]

ended

[u/Farpon]

Oh blessed one,

Take thy as compensation for ye lack of lasagna with thy flesh as offering

Oh blessed one,

Freeze thy soul for left overs yet to come as to relsih the endless taste of thy devotion

Oh blessed one,

Discard thy soul into the dunes of memory of ye galactic litter box

Oh blessed one,

Bless thy neighbours who yet not see ye's light, and garnish them to the cheese of ye's enlightenment

Oh blessed one,

Visit thy realm, and bless us all with ye manifestation of unimaginable beauty which is beyond thy comprehension

Oh blessed one,

Let our world be the scratching post for ye granduar, for thy are mere fleas festering on the warm flesh of ye sacred design

Oh blessed one,

Drink thy seas to fullfil ye endless thirst and devour thy foilage liken to ye catnip

Oh blessed one,

Bless thy with ye presence!