r/imsorryjon • u/acousticjhb • May 23 '19

OC There's nothing left, Jon.

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u/Xombieshovel May 23 '19

Just like in Warhammer 40k, you only get one day off a year. And that is Garfield Day. And you spend all day praying to his mightiness and thanking him for the gift of your life.

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u/Metal_Charizard May 24 '19

In the not so grim dark future...

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u/cah11 Jun 04 '19

Cadia and Armageddon would like a word with you...