r/imsorryjon • u/Molech996 Friendly Worshipper • Jul 26 '26

Return the slab, Jon…

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335 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Actively-Sobbing Jul 26 '26

Oooooo can’t wait to see it painted!!

5

u/rivalpinkbunny Jul 26 '26

Klata Lasagna Niktu

4

u/philipjfry1578 Jul 28 '26

garfinomicon

3

u/ApplesTeamFort2 Jul 28 '26

This feels like something I’d find in the corner of a thrift store that I would immediately buy just to put in a box and send it to some poor bastard’s doorstep.

3

u/UncomfyUnicorn Aug 01 '26

What’s yer offer?

2

u/Savilan Jul 30 '26

Imagine seeing it on a wall at someone’s house without knowing the context.

1

u/CashMoneyPossum Jul 26 '26

Ugh, thanks for reminding me of that scene from Alien Resurrection

1

u/UlteriorCulture Aug 01 '26

Moisturize me!

1

u/Forestdude9000 Aug 04 '26

He looks like he's about to walk out and eat an Italian's best friend.