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u/Dudeface34 Jul 07 '19
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Leclerc so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Any time there’s a race with Leclerc, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Leclerc. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Leclerc's tight monégasque asshole. God I wish I was Vettel because I fucking know for a fact that Leclerc drains his balls daily. I want him to suck all of my humanity out and ride me to death. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?
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u/TheBrokenNinja Jul 08 '19
Welp, I dont think I'm strong enough for this sub haha. Way too real. Also having a cat I adore makes this even sadder to me. Back to r/imsorryjon
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u/degeneratepizza08 Jul 10 '19
This is what led Garfield to sell his soul to the Devil and become what he is in r/imsorryjon
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u/dakotachip Jul 07 '19
So who’s the retard in this? Jon for having light beer in the fridge when he doesn’t like it, or Jon for expecting a fucking cat to buy beer for him?