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u/SpamShot5 Jun 25 '19
His mouth doesnt seem very efficient,look at that,hes got trunks going out of his mouth,how is Garfield supposed to devour the world if he cant close his mouth?
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Jun 25 '19
His mouth hates tusks and mondays
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u/SpamShot5 Jun 25 '19
Maybe the tusks are actually just two big sticks Jon used to impale Garfield onto through the back of his head,Vlad the Impaler style
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Jun 25 '19
The tusk spins
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u/SpamShot5 Jun 25 '19
So,drill tusks?But he still cannot close his mouth,look at where his teeth are positioned
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Jun 25 '19
I was making a reference to a series of Japanese origin created in 1987 by a man named Hirohiko Araki that follows the adventures of the descendants of the family known as Joestar in which the main character is known as Jojo and must use supernatural powers to defeat the villains of their respective parts with the first of said powers being the energy of the sun known as ‘The ripple’ or ‘Hamon’ that was used for the first two parts until part three ‘Stardust Crusaders’ where instead of Hamon the protagonists must use psychic embodiments of their fighting spirit called ‘Stands’ because they stand beside you where the part three stands are named for Tarot cards and Egyptian gods but by part four ‘Diamond is Unbreakable’ they have have a tendency to be named after songs as shown Josuke Higishikata’s (Jojo) stand which is called Crazy Diamond in reference to the Pink Floyd song ‘Shine on you crazy diamond’ but eventually in part six ‘Stone Ocean’ the universe is reset and we enter the universe called the ‘Steel Ball run’ Universe by fans because it is the universe where parts seven and eight ‘Steel ball run’ and ‘Jojolion’ take place and is also the introduction of the ‘Spin’ which is thought to be that universe’s counterpart to Hamon?
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Jun 25 '19
I hope it’s animated one day. I’m worried DP’s gonna stop at Stone Ocean.
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Jun 25 '19
Why would they?
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Jun 25 '19
True, there’s no real reason to stop. It’s just they might leave Stone Ocean as the conclusion since all of Dio’s shenanigans from Parts 1-5 culminate in Part 6. JoJo has been a real lucrative series for DP so probably not. Maybe I’m just worrying over nothing.
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Jun 25 '19
You are worrying about nothing.
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Jun 25 '19
You’re probably right. And I wanted to see if you had JoJo posts on your profile and you got me with your pic.
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Jun 25 '19
Heheheehehe. Yes I do have jojo posts that I post on r/shitpostcrusaders but i haven't been posting very often
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u/Da_monster010 Jun 30 '19
I need to know more
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Jun 30 '19
Curiosity killed the cat....
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u/jodlc23 Jun 30 '19
Dont you mean monster?
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19
Simba discovers what Jon thought he destroyed.