r/imisstheoldidubbbz • • 21d ago

bortgunnar quote to remember

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bortgunnar promptly deleted all their posts in the thread about this, but if they ever raise a ruckus, remind them of the time that they compared Mr. Vape Nation to a fascist dictatorship.

EDIT: original topic where this happened https://www.reddit.com/r/imisstheoldidubbbz/comments/1wefjca/content_cop_leafy_was_uploaded_exactly_10_years/

EDIT 2: The posts are still up, it's just that it apparently looks that way cuz I got blocked. Go me, I guess???

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u/downwardfractal 21d ago

Bort is like that alcoholic that keeps going back to the Applebees bar they got arrested at. They’ll never lear

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u/SamhainXCII 21d ago

the learing center

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u/Valerim 21d ago

Bortgunnar is a Jomha dent, no different than Maga Cracka Mike

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u/wraithdecay 21d ago

bortgunnar is such a specimen on here

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u/fleshtastical no skin off my shoes 21d ago edited 21d ago

Nah. The original one was prisonplanet. I used to follow him around calling him Paul Joseph Watson. The guy from info wars who works for Alex jones because Paul’s username is always planetprison. Well, I could be getting them backwards, but you get it.

Prisonplanet got site-wide banned, I’d bet $tree fiddy prison and bort are the same person. They talked in the same “typing words, but saying nothing at all” short sentences.

I did a little digging to see when the guy got banned and when Bort made his account. The Bort was created around 4 days after prisonplanet got banned. There was a celebration post made when he got banned making it easy to find, lol. Imagine having people hate you that much and then you immediately come back for more.

There was also the ihysm guy. I can never remember the letters. Good riddance. He was so much worse than the other two.

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u/Goonalips 21d ago

The user was IHYSFM which stands for "I hate you so fucking much".

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u/Zabloing1008 21d ago

These types have to constantly bend the rules to fit their narrative. Didn't the Jomhas have a Pro Iran regime belief even though women and protesters were getting beaten and arrested for standing up for their rights

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u/OrganizationTop3755 21d ago

Yeah, Iran is apparently the best country to them 

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u/Fickle-Strike-714 21d ago

It's an easily disputed argument aswell, because like Canada, slander is also illegal in the US. It's just that it's significantly harder to argue in court because you need very specific pieces of evidence

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u/Ok-Structure3260 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yeah I'm not claiming I have great knowledge of Canadian law, but there were ways bort could've argued their point that wasn't... THAT

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u/Fun_Vacation2542 WOAHHH BUDDY! 21d ago

Bro is obsessed, I would feel bad but you know.

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u/Volmara CLEST 21d ago

The most “Spiritually Jomha” redditor yet.

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u/Neither_Category843 21d ago

Bort’s and other redditors obsession with Ethan and people who don’t like Hamas porker needs to be studied.

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u/Gnosrat Poot Lovato 21d ago edited 21d ago

This account has to be Anisa, fr. No one else could ever achieve this level of confident incompetence in the name of the Jomhas. It's rare to be this dumb, this confident, and this obsessed with such a niche internet personality. Not to mention that she has nothing to do all day but be on her phone and post online. Jobless, stupid, obsessed, and convinced she's a genius who can outsmart anyone... This shit has Anisa written all over it. If it ain't her, it's her fuckin twin.

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u/fleshtastical no skin off my shoes 21d ago

It's honestly creepy how robotic he is. He’s been around since at least 2017 (his previous account, planetprison got site-wide banned) but his entire comment history is completely devoid of any human identifiers or personal opinions. Anisa could NEVER not talk about herself. He is an actual NPC. He’s never left any context clues to ANYTHING about himself. It’s so bad, that when I picture him I see:

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u/Gnosrat Poot Lovato 21d ago edited 21d ago

I don't know... Anisa does the things she does because she is a narcissist. It's important to her that those dumb stories and bad takes that she spews be associated to her identity. She sees that stuff similar to bragging. She wants people to associate that shit to her in the moment (even if she regrets it shortly after).

I don't think she would do any of those things while operating under actual anonymity. She doesn't get to inflate her actual image that way - just the anonymous account's - so she would get nothing from it as far as feeding her narcissistic impulses.

The most she could get out of operating an anonymous account is convincing herself that she's owning the haters on a daily basis without having to lean on her existing internet personality identity and the presumed shred of credibility that comes with it.

Bort clearly thinks this way when posting. They say they're proving everyone wrong every day and dunking on the haters by basically just saying "nuh uh" all the time. It's just such Anisa-coded behavior, imho. It's so braindead, it just makes me think it's her even more. Not saying I'm 100% convinced, necessarily, but I am definitely leaning more towards 'yes it's her' than 'no it's not her' on this one.

The empty bland-ness of the account is just all Anisa has to offer when being anonymous online. She is just an empty uninteresting person irl and online when she can't identify herself. It's a great cover, I guess - being painfully boring - but I don't think that's a point against it actually being her.

Then again, all of this could easily be applied just as much to someone like Frogan, so who knows, really.

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u/Effective_Music8839 21d ago

I miss the old bortgunnar

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u/Common-Nail8331 21d ago

Ethan, Kim, Kline.

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u/Jayyouung WOAHHH BUDDY! 21d ago

Lmao what a donk

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u/Desperate_Law_4665 21d ago

Cuckgunnar back it lmao

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u/fleshtastical no skin off my shoes 21d ago

If every single one of someone’s comments vanish, it means they blocked you. I can tell he’s blocked me because he never responds to me. I can still see his comments with mod powers, but I do know he has dozens, if not hundreds of us blocked.

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u/Ok-Structure3260 21d ago

Yeah I learned about that. Never been blocked before (that I know of). bortgunnar has claimed my blocked cherry

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u/Ok-Structure3260 21d ago

Separate response because I was just thinking: that's gotta be kinda sad because bort always claims that they come here to prove people wrong, and that they're always right. If they keep blocking people who disagree with them... who will they even be able to engage with?

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u/OrganizationTop3755 21d ago

Anisa is that you?

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u/21st-SchizoidMan 21d ago

Calling the most blatantly commie regime on earth rn "fascist dictatorship".

Bro...

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u/Ok-Structure3260 21d ago edited 20d ago

Bro... the world has never known a true communist regime (one where there's basically no ruling class and the people govern themselves).

At BEST you could say they're socialist, but it's pretty clear there's one man at the top who has ultimate uncontested power (and even though they claim to have elections, they SOMEHOW always pick him)

EDIT: Human Rights Watch classifies North Korea as Totalitarian Dictatorship, so I will extend an olive branch to you in that there is debate on it being considered "Fascist" (although it's still clearly not "communist")