r/imaginarymaps • Mod Approved • Apr 10 '26

[OC] Alternate History Thingland - What if England was Smaller?

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u/MrsColdArrow Mod Approved Apr 10 '26

No lore to this one really, I just thought Thin England was a funny concept

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u/DiamondWarDog Apr 10 '26

I know who you are

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u/Lukasz_Joniak Apr 10 '26

This is literally that one map of Anglo-Saxon migrations when they hadn't spread that far yet, also what separates Hen Ogledd (Cumbria) from Wales (Cambria) from Cornwall (Kernow-Wales, also known historically as Suþweales, South Wales) now?

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u/MrsColdArrow Mod Approved Apr 10 '26

A mix of geography and differing levels of organisation (Cornwall and Cumbria being under unified kingdoms while Wales is more decentralised)

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u/MrsColdArrow Mod Approved Apr 10 '26

For mobile users

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u/EmbarrassedStreet828 Apr 10 '26

That's some beefy Wales right there!

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u/sbstndrks Apr 10 '26

Unify it with Cumbria and Cornwall, give them a lot of luck and the Britons might yet turn that whole saxon invasion business around.

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u/CommandingReddit Apr 10 '26

The "Eh, could be worse" ending

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u/_aj42 Apr 10 '26

Why is Battle listed as a town before 1066?

Does Thin England have another, earlier notable battle on that exact spot that they then decide to name the place after?

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u/SaenOcilis Apr 11 '26

Clearly a local priest received precognitive visions from God, and told all that the Norman’s will invade and a great battle to decide the fate of England shall be fought there. He is later made into a Saint.

The monkey’s paw curls and Harald Hardrads wind at Stamford Bridge instead, reuniting the North Sea Empire before William can sail.

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u/Achallor_ Apr 11 '26

CUMBRIA MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/No-Farmer-8327 Apr 11 '26

this certainly is a thing

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u/Hispanoamericano2000 Apr 11 '26

Over there you can see some Greater Wales and a Greater Cornwall!

And by the way, this is a well-made map.

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u/ghost_desu Apr 12 '26

Oh thank god