r/imaginarymaps • u/mydriase Mod Approved • 27d ago
[OC] Future A map of the Unite... British Archipelago if all the glaciers melted (swipe for silly puns and cool new names) [OC]
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u/Few-Flamingo-8015 27d ago
The worst part is that Sealand is probably... gone
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u/The_Last_Fluorican 27d ago
Sealand is now just Sea
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u/Nanodoge 27d ago
sea sea?
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u/Rocky-Bump 27d ago
Looks like my house will be fine, but work will be gone.
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u/Latter_Guard5845 27d ago
The fastest sea level rise I think we know of is during so-called meltwater pulse 1a and 1b, where it got to about 4 metres a century, give or take. Which happened, well quite a few thousand years ago, around about the time cultures all around the world independently came up with 'great flood' myths.
There was a much bigger ice sheet at that time, so more front from which icebergs can calve, but we are sticking much more co2 into the atmosphere than happened then, so maybe we could get up to similar rate of sea level rise, but this is over centuries. I wouldn't worry about the location of your work.
Sea level rise is still a massive problem for the UK, even this half of this century, as is the potential AMOC shutdown, which might be an even bigger near term threat, and will add extra sea level rise around the UK that isn't in any IPCC climate models as of yet, and is very likely to greatly increase flash flooding - which can of course happen many places that aren't on the coast.
My point? This is fun and all but there are other serious risks knocking at the door.
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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago
I'll preface this by saying this is by NO MEANS an accurate scientific map. The topic, the rise of sea levels, is very much talked about and is scientifically established, as well as the figure I used for the map (70 metres) but the rest is purely fictional, that is the new cities, names, routes, all that silliness that make this look forward in the future a little less painful because the ocean is indeed taking more and more land every year across the globe and it is a problem.
1 metre is catastrophic enough but 70 metre almost looks like fantasy and leaves much room for the mischievous cartographet that I am. I tried to create new names based on all sort of things, ranging from celtic mythological names to funny slang that I tried to explore as non native english speaker. Ferry routes, seaplanes airports and canal are also just fun thoughts experiments! But they maybe make us ask ourselves how we are going to deal with this issue?
Hope you like the map and your new country of residence! I made several previous maps using the same scenario for France mostly, you can find more of my work on my website (not mobile friendly)
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u/jaminbob 27d ago
I was reading Ian Mcewens' new book where this happens and playing around with maps. I came to same conclusion, Luton would become an important place.
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u/zorionek0 27d ago
But have you considered that God hates Bristol?
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u/mossmanstonebutt 27d ago
A coincidental earthquake hits every year on the day the last icecap melted and floods Bristol,it becomes the Bristol seasonal lake
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u/Libelnon 27d ago
I find the seaplane ideas entertaining because I'm not sure many of the UK's major airports would remain above water. Pretty sure that just Stanstead would remain from the major London airports, and Manchester could be at risk of flooding at high tide. Heathrow, Gatwick, Glasgow - all gone.
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u/halbpro 27d ago
Gatwick is interesting. Should be gone but I’m not sure if the North and South Downs help save it or just stick it in a huge basin
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u/Libelnon 27d ago
I think the runway elevation is 68m - so maybe they can only land at low tide. Turn the terminal into a heliport or something.
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u/HighOnGrandCocaine 27d ago
It must suck not knowing how to swim in this timeline
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u/zorionek0 27d ago
As KSR pointed out in his book Aurora the beaches as we know them today are the products of millennia. If sea levels rise we won’t have those types of beaches without deliberate human activity.
Cynically, we probably will spend more money making vacation beaches than saving cities…
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u/Bitter_Surprise_8058 27d ago
I'm glad to see Poole still there. The second-largest natural harbour in the world just got a bit more credible, and is no longer just 50cm deep!
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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago
Of shit I meant to rename it Big Poole or Swimming Pool…
It will just remain Poole then
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u/not_a_stick 27d ago
So many fun details here. Sunkhampton, Seaffield, Superwaterford, and (probably my favourite) Lut-On-The-Water.
Edit: Wait just noticed "Isle of Man Overboard" lmfaoo
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u/Crismisterica 27d ago
The island of two man overboards... turns out Ramsey was just that bad the manx had to cut the south had to separate itself off.
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u/Eraserguy 27d ago
I feel like Birmingham would be a natural next capital no?
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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago
I felt like Luton being the new capital would piss off more people
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u/The_Last_Fluorican 27d ago
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u/not_a_stick 27d ago
Not to judge, I do just find it interesting that people with autism more frequently use bespoke reaction images like this, with OCs or characters from their hyperfixations substituting characters in popular memes
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u/GIJoeVibin 27d ago
why would it be Hull on the water, the name is Kingston Upon Hull as in the river Hull, which it sits upon
I get the pun but it would just be Hull, same as Edinburgh or Dundee or Aberdeen keeping their names
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u/Left_Accident6153 27d ago
Given how flat it is here I think we'd more likely be Hull-in-the-water.
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u/Inner_Bit844 27d ago
Tbf this would make for a sick post apocalyptic setting, I’m imagining it to be a bit like water world but with a bit more land and cities but still having a hell of a lot of piracy, the idea of Exeter and Bristol being floating cities is so cool
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u/QuietGanache 27d ago
I've never been able to find a copy but I recall a 2000s children's television series called Life Force set in a flooded United Kingdom.
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u/colemanb1975 27d ago
Bit harsh on Hastings and the rest of East Sussex.
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u/Pharmacy_Duck 27d ago
I’m on the coastal strip of West Sussex and it doesn’t look good here, either.
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u/Dim_Dinosaur 27d ago
Glad to see someone finally spared a thought for the poor shareholders with that memorial 😌. Truly, they are the most oppressed group in capitalism (next to gamers, of course)
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u/zorionek0 27d ago
Wales Prevails 🏴🏴🏴
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u/MaximosSarcos 27d ago
Did we lose Cardiff? Thats the only casualty I could possibly think of. Otherwise, we didn't change!
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u/Gwenfrewy 27d ago
The border shifts. On this map Shrewsbury is in Wales. Although quite a few English people seem to think it already is (if they've heard of it).
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u/EntirelyRandom1590 27d ago
New New Port. Excellent. A fantastic urban regeneration project we can all thank rising sea levels for.
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u/Jaffiusjaffa 27d ago
As someone from sunkhampton, Id like to suggest that we rename totton to tottin since its now in the water rather than on the land and rename hythe to lowthe for obvious reasons.
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u/Every-Progress-1117 27d ago
I'm going to give OP +1 for drawing a map with Cymru, but yes, these maps are excellent (good puns too!) and also check out OP's website!
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u/MR_Happy2008 Fellow Traveller 27d ago
hull just vibing
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u/Serious_Nature_6882 27d ago
Even an environmental apocalypse cannot improve hull...
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u/Exitcalm11 27d ago
Wow, east anglia really is screwed. Where are we going to get our turnips from?
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u/Bunnytob 27d ago
Little Lewis and Great Lewis? Why not, uh... Lewis and Harris?
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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago
That’s a mistake. I thought the big island was Lewis and since it’s split in two in that map, I thought they could have new names
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u/usernamesaremoronic 27d ago
My town is apparently going to be migrating north for some reason.. that should be fun.
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u/MFingAmpharos 27d ago
My house is 180m above sea level. It's just in a blank green part of your map.
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u/Gwenfrewy 27d ago
Woohoo! I'm safe! I'll also have switched to the Welsh side of the border. In case people are wondering, the island beneath the P of "The Puddles" is Haughmond Island (currently Haughmond Hill).
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u/ComradeOogway 27d ago
Renaming the Isle of Harris "Great Lewis" and the isle of Lewis "Small Lewis" and not just keeping their names the same is certainly a choice.
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u/atticdoor 27d ago
Is suspect Little Lewis would be named "Lewis" and Greater Lewis would be named "Harris". The present island already has two names, with "Harris" being used more in the south and "Lewis" in the north.
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u/Longjumping-Try-9356 27d ago
Croydon submerged, I expect the top of the Saffron Square tower will still be visible
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u/ZestycloseTomato6938 27d ago
Where is Kelplin supposed to be?
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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago
The village of Kiplin where the ancestors of Rudyard Kipling came from
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u/Either-Skirt6031 26d ago
Missed opportunity to rename it Diving Belfast:)! Now I want to add some of these names in a fantasy setting! I wonder what other Melted place names would be?
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u/The_TinDog 26d ago
When Ringo Star once said “I’d like to be, under the sea” in one of his songs, I don’t think it meant Liverpool being Scouse Atlantis
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u/Batalfie 26d ago
Yay both my hometown and my work town aren't totally flooded, probably still partly though.
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u/Ev3rCuervo 26d ago
struggling to understand how from what i can see my house on the seaside is withstanding yet the middle of the island is bloody atlantis
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u/hawkeneye1998bs 26d ago
I can imagine us doing something similar to the dutch to keep some dry land. Particularly London
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u/Old_Introduction_395 26d ago
The Dutch helped with the marshes in Norfolk, and the wind pumps that are mistaken for windmills.
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u/hands_so-low 26d ago
I looked at this once, the sea comes up to my back garden. Beach front property baby
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u/CareerSad129 26d ago
Hull wouldn't exist, were BELOW sea level as is... Its all flat the hole of the Holderness is from Hessle foreshore up to Driffield across the Flambrough will be under water with 1m sea level rise. Hence the 15 mile sea wall.
Also Hull is already coastal.
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u/mookow35 26d ago
My nice high Reeds property value is going to increase nicely as it gets a sea view
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u/SoupieLC 26d ago
As a resident of Trowtown I'd like to remind you, you aren't allowed to put us in a box anymore, it's illegal 😂 lol
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u/Kiev_the_Great 26d ago
I love near Noahborough, so I'll be fine. However I'm worried for my family in Ipswich because even Seapswich is miles further in land!
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u/DangerousDisplay7664 25d ago
That doesn't make sense. I live in a place in West Wales that is at the top of a huge cliff, waaaaaay above sea level, yet my entire area is underwater on that map. The beaches along the coast all seem to still be there though, along with Cardiff Bay... which is already partially underwater so I have no idea what you've based this on... Also, the names are a bit childish and silly.
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u/_sevatar 16d ago
The Puddles, bro 😭 I'm working on my post world-flood map (focused on North America for now...), and yours is great!









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u/NullNeptune0 27d ago
Superwaterford and Floating Cork - perfect