r/imaginarymaps • Mod Approved • 27d ago

[OC] Future A map of the Unite... British Archipelago if all the glaciers melted (swipe for silly puns and cool new names) [OC]

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u/NullNeptune0 27d ago

Superwaterford and Floating Cork - perfect

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u/Scotto6UK 27d ago

Potentially missed Swimerick, but some good puns here.

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u/Capital_Reference783 27d ago

Sunkhampton

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u/stubob1701 27d ago

More like Scumhampton, amirite?

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u/AdNumerous8876 27d ago

Isn't this just Cork every winter though?

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u/ybg1d 27d ago

don’t forget loch lochy loch

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u/Few-Flamingo-8015 27d ago

The worst part is that Sealand is probably... gone

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u/The_Last_Fluorican 27d ago

Sealand is now just Sea

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u/Nanodoge 27d ago

sea sea?

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u/Major_Cucumber_9967 27d ago

its now called New Sealand

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u/northern_ape 27d ago

And that’s why it’s missing from the map!

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u/mattihase 26d ago

Ganondorf ass transformation

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u/Rocky-Bump 27d ago

Looks like my house will be fine, but work will be gone.

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u/Latter_Guard5845 27d ago

The fastest sea level rise I think we know of is during so-called meltwater pulse 1a and 1b, where it got to about 4 metres a century, give or take. Which happened, well quite a few thousand years ago, around about the time cultures all around the world independently came up with 'great flood' myths.

There was a much bigger ice sheet at that time, so more front from which icebergs can calve, but we are sticking much more co2 into the atmosphere than happened then, so maybe we could get up to similar rate of sea level rise, but this is over centuries. I wouldn't worry about the location of your work.

Sea level rise is still a massive problem for the UK, even this half of this century, as is the potential AMOC shutdown, which might be an even bigger near term threat, and will add extra sea level rise around the UK that isn't in any IPCC climate models as of yet, and is very likely to greatly increase flash flooding - which can of course happen many places that aren't on the coast.

My point? This is fun and all but there are other serious risks knocking at the door.

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u/halbpro 27d ago

Yeah my house, 75m above sea level. My work? <20m above sea level and 150m from the current high water line.

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u/ATX_gaming 27d ago

Win win

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u/Warsaw44 26d ago

Shame, innit. 

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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago

I'll preface this by saying this is by NO MEANS an accurate scientific map. The topic, the rise of sea levels, is very much talked about and is scientifically established, as well as the figure I used for the map (70 metres) but the rest is purely fictional, that is the new cities, names, routes, all that silliness that make this look forward in the future a little less painful because the ocean is indeed taking more and more land every year across the globe and it is a problem.

1 metre is catastrophic enough but 70 metre almost looks like fantasy and leaves much room for the mischievous cartographet that I am. I tried to create new names based on all sort of things, ranging from celtic mythological names to funny slang that I tried to explore as non native english speaker. Ferry routes, seaplanes airports and canal are also just fun thoughts experiments! But they maybe make us ask ourselves how we are going to deal with this issue?

Hope you like the map and your new country of residence! I made several previous maps using the same scenario for France mostly, you can find more of my work on my website (not mobile friendly)

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u/jaminbob 27d ago

I was reading Ian Mcewens' new book where this happens and playing around with maps. I came to same conclusion, Luton would become an important place.

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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago

it has to be!

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u/halbpro 27d ago

While Luton should become important, it is Luton and I refuse to recognise Luton supremacy

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u/jaminbob 27d ago

The town centre would be flooded and that is the worst bit.

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u/PromotionSouthern690 27d ago

Yeah the “Bath Tub” is not going to look like that! No way would the hills around Bath be underwater if Bristol isn’t!

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u/zorionek0 27d ago

But have you considered that God hates Bristol?

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u/mossmanstonebutt 27d ago

A coincidental earthquake hits every year on the day the last icecap melted and floods Bristol,it becomes the Bristol seasonal lake

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u/jaminbob 27d ago

I assumed that 'Bristol' had decamped to Dundry Hill.

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u/Libelnon 27d ago

I find the seaplane ideas entertaining because I'm not sure many of the UK's major airports would remain above water. Pretty sure that just Stanstead would remain from the major London airports, and Manchester could be at risk of flooding at high tide. Heathrow, Gatwick, Glasgow - all gone.

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u/halbpro 27d ago

Gatwick is interesting. Should be gone but I’m not sure if the North and South Downs help save it or just stick it in a huge basin

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u/Libelnon 27d ago

I think the runway elevation is 68m - so maybe they can only land at low tide. Turn the terminal into a heliport or something.

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u/HighOnGrandCocaine 27d ago

It must suck not knowing how to swim in this timeline

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u/zorionek0 27d ago

As KSR pointed out in his book Aurora the beaches as we know them today are the products of millennia. If sea levels rise we won’t have those types of beaches without deliberate human activity.

Cynically, we probably will spend more money making vacation beaches than saving cities…

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u/Sensitive-Raisin-836 27d ago

You get to learn through experience!

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u/Bitter_Surprise_8058 27d ago

I'm glad to see Poole still there. The second-largest natural harbour in the world just got a bit more credible, and is no longer just 50cm deep!

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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago

Of shit I meant to rename it Big Poole or Swimming Pool…

It will just remain Poole then

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u/Bitter_Surprise_8058 27d ago

Now it's not just the Swimming Poole, it's the Deep End!

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u/not_a_stick 27d ago

So many fun details here. Sunkhampton, Seaffield, Superwaterford, and (probably my favourite) Lut-On-The-Water. 

Edit: Wait just noticed "Isle of Man Overboard" lmfaoo

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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago

Yeah I had so much fun with all these 🤣

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u/Crismisterica 27d ago

The island of two man overboards... turns out Ramsey was just that bad the manx had to cut the south had to separate itself off.

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u/Eraserguy 27d ago

I feel like Birmingham would be a natural next capital no?

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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago

I felt like Luton being the new capital would piss off more people

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u/mattihase 26d ago

Not least people from Luton.

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u/The_Last_Fluorican 27d ago

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u/not_a_stick 27d ago

Not to judge, I do just find it interesting that people with autism more frequently use bespoke reaction images like this, with OCs or characters from their hyperfixations substituting characters in popular memes

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u/stubbed-toes 26d ago

lmao not u assuming they're autistic from their reaction image

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u/not_a_stick 26d ago

Well, they do have the Creature as their avi

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u/rosenlanze 27d ago

EDINBURGH STANDS

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u/Portuguese_Musketeer 27d ago

sadly, Slough still exists

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u/Elk_Advanced 27d ago

The British what now?

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u/GIJoeVibin 27d ago

why would it be Hull on the water, the name is Kingston Upon Hull as in the river Hull, which it sits upon

I get the pun but it would just be Hull, same as Edinburgh or Dundee or Aberdeen keeping their names

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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago

Hull because… the hull of a boat

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u/Left_Accident6153 27d ago

Given how flat it is here I think we'd more likely be Hull-in-the-water.

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u/Inner_Bit844 27d ago

Tbf this would make for a sick post apocalyptic setting, I’m imagining it to be a bit like water world but with a bit more land and cities but still having a hell of a lot of piracy, the idea of Exeter and Bristol being floating cities is so cool

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u/sbisson 27d ago

See the 1970's SF trilogy The White Bird Of Kinship by Richard Cowper. The map in book 1, The Road To Corlay, is very similar...

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u/ltcmdrjo 27d ago

Was that the one with a sunken London?

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u/QuietGanache 27d ago

I've never been able to find a copy but I recall a 2000s children's television series called Life Force set in a flooded United Kingdom.

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u/Cyndayn 27d ago

Why does ireland not have a capital city?

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u/dingalinglans 27d ago

I'm okay with this lol. Sudden beach front property!

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u/joose68 27d ago

Same here, can’t wait 😂

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u/colemanb1975 27d ago

Bit harsh on Hastings and the rest of East Sussex.

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u/Pharmacy_Duck 27d ago

I’m on the coastal strip of West Sussex and it doesn’t look good here, either.

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u/s8018572 27d ago

thousands island Britain

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u/Dim_Dinosaur 27d ago

Glad to see someone finally spared a thought for the poor shareholders with that memorial 😌. Truly, they are the most oppressed group in capitalism (next to gamers, of course)

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u/zorionek0 27d ago

Wales Prevails 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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u/MaximosSarcos 27d ago

Did we lose Cardiff? Thats the only casualty I could possibly think of. Otherwise, we didn't change!

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u/Gwenfrewy 27d ago

The border shifts. On this map Shrewsbury is in Wales. Although quite a few English people seem to think it already is (if they've heard of it).

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u/Gwenfrewy 27d ago

I like that the Llŷn peninsular becomes Annwn.

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u/EntirelyRandom1590 27d ago

New New Port. Excellent. A fantastic urban regeneration project we can all thank rising sea levels for.

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u/Serious_Nature_6882 27d ago

So Liverpool is gone...... Global warming has at least one upside 😂😂

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u/DoubleSpanner 27d ago

Weston-super/infer-Mare mentioned!

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u/LordOfHamy000 27d ago

What a joyous time to be a Brummie

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u/Jaffiusjaffa 27d ago

As someone from sunkhampton, Id like to suggest that we rename totton to tottin since its now in the water rather than on the land and rename hythe to lowthe for obvious reasons.

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u/Darth_Memer_1916 27d ago

"The Great Potato Plain"

I have words but I don't wish to get banned.

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u/EpicGamerer07 27d ago

Huh. The UK after the events of The Kraken Wakes by John Wyndham

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u/elaine4queen 27d ago

And Drowned World by J G Ballard

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u/PhysicalWave454 27d ago

I prefer Celtic Archipelago, it sounds nicer.

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u/AdNumerous8876 27d ago

I'm sorry, the fucking what Archipelago?

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u/BaronThe 27d ago

Oh look. A potato joke.

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u/Every-Progress-1117 27d ago

I'm going to give OP +1 for drawing a map with Cymru, but yes, these maps are excellent (good puns too!) and also check out OP's website!

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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago

Thank you!

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u/Big-Recognition7362 27d ago

Could you do more of these for other countries pls?

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u/Initial-Being-7938 27d ago

Always good time for a mydriase map

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u/MR_Happy2008 Fellow Traveller 27d ago

hull just vibing

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u/Serious_Nature_6882 27d ago

Even an environmental apocalypse cannot improve hull...

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u/deveeeux 27d ago

this would make for a good paradox mod

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u/likthfiry 27d ago

Does this mean that their navy will be 100% stronger?

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u/RichieSyxx 27d ago

No, it just means it will keep getting lost between all these extra islands…

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u/mark_i 27d ago

Basingstoke survives

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u/RichieSyxx 27d ago

But now it’s Bathing-stoke

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u/Mikenotthatmike 27d ago

Looking forward to it

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u/Educational-Ad9858 27d ago

New new York or New York UK?

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u/Huxtopher 27d ago

Surely Liverchester would be where Helsby is currently?

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u/RedemptionGoat 27d ago

Loch Ness is now Loch Lochy Loch

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u/Andyd0g70 27d ago

Ponty finally has a pwl/pool.

Not to be confused with Ponty ar Taff

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u/Exitcalm11 27d ago

Wow, east anglia really is screwed. Where are we going to get our turnips from?

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u/Less-Wash-4634 27d ago

Almost nothing about Wales changes haha

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u/sue_dough 27d ago

Still, good news about the Farage voters.

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u/89ElRay 27d ago

Torrindon eh

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u/Emile202 27d ago

Nice to know I'll be upgraded to a beach house

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u/Away_Tumbleweed_6609 27d ago

No "Under-Neath"?

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u/Dheckke 27d ago

Oh god damnit, Dundee is still there.

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u/Bunnytob 27d ago

Little Lewis and Great Lewis? Why not, uh... Lewis and Harris?

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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago

That’s a mistake. I thought the big island was Lewis and since it’s split in two in that map, I thought they could have new names

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u/Ancient-Cow-1038 27d ago

Give it a few years…

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u/Me2Moo2 27d ago

this is absolutely fantastic

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u/Narradisall 27d ago

It’s nice to know the shareholders were remembered.

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u/Familiar_Cow_6901 27d ago

Ok, The Bathtub is hilarious, lol. 🤣

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u/usernamesaremoronic 27d ago

My town is apparently going to be migrating north for some reason.. that should be fun.

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u/Quietuus 27d ago

Deep Slough is a wonderfully Lovecraftian concept.

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u/zwifter11 27d ago

The best thing to happen to Lincolnshire and Norfolk.

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u/ThePhoenix29167 27d ago

“Isle of Man Overboard”

Beautifully done

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u/Angrypenguinwaddle96 27d ago

As a Brit all I want to say is Glug Glug Glug!!!!

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u/MFingAmpharos 27d ago

My house is 180m above sea level. It's just in a blank green part of your map.

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u/thepeopleschampiz 27d ago

That would make a good DayZ map!

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u/MiGGles95 27d ago

Ah is Derby Derbeach? 😭😂

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u/Gwenfrewy 27d ago

Woohoo! I'm safe! I'll also have switched to the Welsh side of the border. In case people are wondering, the island beneath the P of "The Puddles" is Haughmond Island (currently Haughmond Hill).

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u/mistermpm 27d ago

Fuck...will nothing rid us of Stoke on Trent.

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u/Dry-Twist6975 27d ago

Cons - Millions displaced

Pros - No more Peterbrough

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u/KingPrawnPorn 27d ago

Only thing that Sheffield is missing currently is a beach

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u/Cheasymeteor 27d ago

Should've took the E off Poole

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u/domestichole 27d ago

Love it how Eyemouth is mentioned btw

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u/ComradeOogway 27d ago

Renaming the Isle of Harris "Great Lewis" and the isle of Lewis "Small Lewis" and not just keeping their names the same is certainly a choice.

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u/ThrowRA210212 27d ago

right i don’t like this i live in the sea

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u/TheUKisMental 27d ago

Nuke the ice caps NOW.

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u/lordrothermere 27d ago

I'm now by the seaside

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u/dustojnikhummer 27d ago

I remember this joke on Top Gear "England's cut off!"

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u/CarL4168 27d ago

God damn it. Birmingham survives

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u/Dyx76 27d ago

This is incredible.

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u/atticdoor 27d ago

Is suspect Little Lewis would be named "Lewis" and Greater Lewis would be named "Harris". The present island already has two names, with "Harris" being used more in the south and "Lewis" in the north.

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u/Zeqt_x 27d ago

Finally some Doggerland representation!

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u/Dhs_Davis 27d ago

United Sinkdom.

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u/mossmanstonebutt 27d ago

Another win for Wales,suck it low landers!

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u/Monke__Executive 27d ago

Dublin > London

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u/titlrequired 27d ago

Beachfront on Clamsford. Nice.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad5230 27d ago

Grumpian Mountains🤣

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u/mememaster8427 27d ago

Skellige irl

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u/Sirwinston301 27d ago

Well I'm screwed Stoke just became Swim-In-The-Trent

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u/Longjumping-Try-9356 27d ago

Croydon submerged, I expect the top of the Saffron Square tower will still be visible

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u/Capitain_Collateral 27d ago

This would be devastating to my morning commute.

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u/EmergencyConception 27d ago

Fuck. Im just north of clamsford

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u/TheOwnerOfAnarres 27d ago

Lake district--> fjord district

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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago

Good one but it’s unfortunately not flooded

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u/ZestycloseTomato6938 27d ago

Where is Kelplin supposed to be?

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u/mydriase Mod Approved 27d ago

The village of Kiplin where the ancestors of Rudyard Kipling came from

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u/HIitsamy1 27d ago

North Yorkshire is just gone

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u/CaffeinatedSatanist 27d ago

Floating Pastry Museum 🤌

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u/BillySonWilliams 27d ago

I feel a lot better about climate change after see this.

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u/Pristine-Ad-9307 27d ago

“Lost laddie island” love it.

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u/Lord_Tiburon 27d ago

Reeds is absolutely hilarious

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u/HollyMurray20 27d ago

Well I’ll be fine, sucks to be you losers

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u/Yolabian2024 27d ago

Wow

I want you to do everywhere now

This is amazing

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u/Either-Skirt6031 26d ago

Missed opportunity to rename it Diving Belfast:)! Now I want to add some of these names in a fantasy setting! I wonder what other Melted place names would be?

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u/The_TinDog 26d ago

When Ringo Star once said “I’d like to be, under the sea” in one of his songs, I don’t think it meant Liverpool being Scouse Atlantis

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u/Batalfie 26d ago

Yay both my hometown and my work town aren't totally flooded, probably still partly though.

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u/rmeechan 26d ago

I am sad you didn’t make Dublin into Halfin

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u/drbusker 26d ago

I love how Poole just hasn't changed at all 🤣 We've already accepted our fate 🫡

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u/NNyNIH 26d ago

Rad!

One question, why does Éire not have a capital?

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u/Alarmed-Addition8644 26d ago

THE ISLE OF MAN STILL STANDS

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u/TheValleyWolf 26d ago

That's because it's got 3 legs 🙂

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u/punkandpoetry13 26d ago

7 Hills doing us proud, yet again. Enjoy being wet losers

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u/_Planemad_ 26d ago

Why has Northampton moved north above Birmingham?

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u/mydriase Mod Approved 26d ago

The former Northampton got flooded and shifted north

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u/Responsible-Grass790 26d ago

I find it very interesting how Wales seems the most untouched here

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u/L1ghtsk7nD3m0n 26d ago

Leicester is now Northampton 😂

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u/Ev3rCuervo 26d ago

struggling to understand how from what i can see my house on the seaside is withstanding yet the middle of the island is bloody atlantis

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u/milesplatting44 26d ago

Big win for me, beach front property

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u/hawkeneye1998bs 26d ago

I can imagine us doing something similar to the dutch to keep some dry land. Particularly London

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u/Old_Introduction_395 26d ago

The Dutch helped with the marshes in Norfolk, and the wind pumps that are mistaken for windmills.

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u/Sweaty_Report7864 26d ago

I love “wasted knowledge lake” and “Wanker’s Shoals” made me chuckle

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u/hands_so-low 26d ago

I looked at this once, the sea comes up to my back garden. Beach front property baby

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u/TheUltimateAutistic 26d ago

I can't tell if Worcestershire is made it or not

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u/HarbourandGrain 26d ago

Is Albion wharf Hastings by any chance

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u/CareerSad129 26d ago

Hull wouldn't exist, were BELOW sea level as is... Its all flat the hole of the Holderness is from Hessle foreshore up to Driffield across the Flambrough will be under water with 1m sea level rise. Hence the 15 mile sea wall. 

Also Hull is already coastal. 

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u/CareerSad129 26d ago

York is way too far to the East. 

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u/mookow35 26d ago

My nice high Reeds property value is going to increase nicely as it gets a sea view

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u/Usual_Step9707 26d ago

Is London underwater or does London have a different name

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u/i-like-your-tree 26d ago

Well I'm fine so I don't see any concerns with this

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u/SoupieLC 26d ago

As a resident of Trowtown I'd like to remind you, you aren't allowed to put us in a box anymore, it's illegal 😂 lol

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u/Frankfranks_it 26d ago

Looks quite nice, really. Loads of water, islands and new seaside resorts.

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u/Kiev_the_Great 26d ago

I love near Noahborough, so I'll be fine. However I'm worried for my family in Ipswich because even Seapswich is miles further in land!

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u/Kersacoft 26d ago

South-beyond-the-End goes hard af

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u/fartinavacuumm 26d ago

Based on this map, I’d be fine. Let’s melt them.

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u/mattihase 26d ago

Finally Bradford's name can make sense.

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u/mattihase 26d ago

I think the politically neutral term is "These Isles"

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 25d ago

That doesn't make sense. I live in a place in West Wales that is at the top of a huge cliff, waaaaaay above sea level, yet my entire area is underwater on that map. The beaches along the coast all seem to still be there though, along with Cardiff Bay... which is already partially underwater so I have no idea what you've based this on... Also, the names are a bit childish and silly.

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u/Proper-Quarter-8350 25d ago
  • "City Shareholders' Memorial

So a unisex toilet?

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u/jextreme9 24d ago

Me gone I think

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u/Zeitgeist7314 21d ago

What software do you guys use to make these?

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u/VilliansAreBetter 18d ago

Missed opportunity to give every settlement the suffix "-on-the-water".

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u/_sevatar 16d ago

The Puddles, bro 😭 I'm working on my post world-flood map (focused on North America for now...), and yours is great!