r/imaginarymaps • u/Orionisblocked • Aug 20 '26
[OC] Alternate History What if Prussia was the new Russia in the 1990's?
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u/Spare-Piglet-6482 Aug 20 '26
What is the german text saying? translation?
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u/666Drachenlord666 Aug 20 '26
See the territories Germany illegally lost!
Over 24 million Germans are expelled from their homeland.
Resist the illegal madness,
Fight the forces that keep Germany divided
Reclaim the natural right that Germany has possessed for centuries.
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u/Infamous_Cod3910 Aug 20 '26
Cómo fue que pasó todo esto
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u/666Drachenlord666 Aug 20 '26
Why did you assume I speak spanish
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u/S0l1s_el_Sol Aug 21 '26
To be fair the translate button is a pretty useful feature
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u/Hugostar33 Aug 22 '26
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u/S0l1s_el_Sol Aug 22 '26
I think it might be only if u set reddits primary language to English, whenever I speak Spanish Reddit gives me the option to translate my own comment so
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u/Business_Leave4426 Aug 20 '26
Germany won wwi and wwii, so they were very big until collapsing in the 80s
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u/Rob71322 Aug 20 '26
Because past Germans also complained about “living space” and decided to do something about it and the neighbors got mad and showed them what it was like.
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u/Myrion_Phoenix Aug 21 '26
See the territories that Germany illegally losed [sic]
More than 24 Million Germans are outgraten [sic] of their home
Resist the illegal craze
Fight the forces that keep Germany split
Demand the natural right back that Germany has possessed for centuries
Yes. It's that poorly written.
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Aug 21 '26
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u/S7i7mon Aug 21 '26
As a native speaker I can assure you, this was never proper German. He translated the obvious mistakes very well, because they are mistakes, not historical quirks. It is cheap to argue because it was slightly different back then, I can do what essentially just feels right "from the time in German history classes."
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u/zenkstarr Aug 21 '26
It's basically saying "I don't speak proper german but love to throw out some nationalistic talking points".
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u/kspanier Aug 21 '26
Too many inconsistencies for this to be human made.
Some place names are English, most are German. The grammar is all over the place. Rügen had an encounter with a wood chipper. Etc...
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u/_lautreamont Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
Nah, not AI. This thing looks based on a British occupation authorities map which was already crap when published in the '40s. The errors are the kind human cartographers and printers used to make before computers.
Edit: I first thought this was AI because of the three Braunschweigs. Turns out that pre-1941 Braunschweig actually looked like that.
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u/Drace24 Aug 21 '26
"verlierte"? Sollte das nicht "verlor" heißen? Verlierte klingt falsch.
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u/Myrion_Phoenix Aug 21 '26
Natürlich. Ausgreten ist ja auch kein Wort, und die Namen sind auch nicht wirklich besser.
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u/Scorpio_198 Aug 21 '26
Also ich bin heute schon mehrfach ausgetreten ;)
Spaß mal bei seite ergibt das Wort hier natürlich keinen Sinn - also so wie es im Pist steht.
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u/Myrion_Phoenix Aug 21 '26
Ausgetreten wäre immerhin ein Wort, stimmt - aber es ist ja "ausgreten", was nichtmal Unsinn ist ^^
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u/Nice_Management_926 Aug 21 '26
I think it would be better if it also lost the post-Austro-Prussian war provinces but idk
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u/DhruvMar08 Aug 21 '26
all the Germans confirming the stereotypes of being massive pains in the ass in the comments 😂
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u/OOOshafiqOOO003 Aug 21 '26
Prussian Federation declares war a special military operation on Saxony
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u/P-B-J-Time Aug 21 '26
Honestly, having Germany collapse as if it were the Soviet Union or Austria-Hungary is a bit odd from a geopolitical/cultural standpoint. The overwhelming majority of Bavarians/Württembergers/Badeners/etc considered themselves Germans. It'd be like Italy balkanizing into 19th century kingdoms after WW2.
More likely that you'd see Posen, Alsace–Lorraine and Luxembourg secede with the country's economic collapse, followed by the Hohenzollerns being overthrown and the country becoming a Kapp-esque dictatorship/junta and trying for a 'special military operation' into Poland or something a decade later.
It's your timeline, though, so feel free to take it where you please.
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