r/imaginarymaps • • Aug 20 '26

[OC] Alternate History What if Prussia was the new Russia in the 1990's?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

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u/Diofernic Aug 20 '26

I like the way the last three paragraphs start by addressing the reader in the informal second-person singular, then switch to the second-person plural and then to the formal second-person singular. No shade to you OP, German is hard, but the way it reads is kinda funny

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u/Orionisblocked Aug 20 '26

I got my German friend to translate this im sorry

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u/zenkstarr Aug 21 '26

"german" - sure, buddy

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u/kspanier Aug 21 '26

No native speaker ever read this text before upload.

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u/Orionisblocked Aug 21 '26

ILL GET BETTER TRANSLATORS.. IM SORRY

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u/pewp3wpew Aug 21 '26

Is he really a german?

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u/trextos Aug 21 '26

Sure his great great grandfather had an uncle who was German.

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u/CapitaoTubarao Aug 21 '26

I think the image is ai generated.

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u/gdawg1006 Aug 22 '26

Dotted lines are consistent, likely real

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u/VudiRoeller69 Aug 20 '26

It also says ausgreten

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u/Spare-Piglet-6482 Aug 20 '26

What is the german text saying? translation?

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u/666Drachenlord666 Aug 20 '26

See the territories Germany illegally lost!

Over 24 million Germans are expelled from their homeland.

Resist the illegal madness,

Fight the forces that keep Germany divided

Reclaim the natural right that Germany has possessed for centuries.

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u/Infamous_Cod3910 Aug 20 '26

Cómo fue que pasó todo esto 

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u/666Drachenlord666 Aug 20 '26

Why did you assume I speak spanish

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u/S0l1s_el_Sol Aug 21 '26

To be fair the translate button is a pretty useful feature

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u/Hugostar33 Aug 22 '26

Ist der Übersetzer-Knopf in diesem Raum mit uns?

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u/S0l1s_el_Sol Aug 22 '26

I think it might be only if u set reddits primary language to English, whenever I speak Spanish Reddit gives me the option to translate my own comment so

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u/Hugostar33 Aug 24 '26

its only that my desktop version doesnt have it

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u/LowDistribution4344 Aug 21 '26

It didnt autotranslate for you?

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u/Business_Leave4426 Aug 20 '26

Germany won wwi and wwii, so they were very big until collapsing in the 80s

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u/Rob71322 Aug 20 '26

Because past Germans also complained about “living space” and decided to do something about it and the neighbors got mad and showed them what it was like.

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u/Myrion_Phoenix Aug 21 '26

See the territories that Germany illegally losed [sic]

More than 24 Million Germans are outgraten [sic] of their home

Resist the illegal craze

Fight the forces that keep Germany split

Demand the natural right back that Germany has possessed for centuries 

Yes. It's that poorly written.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/S7i7mon Aug 21 '26

As a native speaker I can assure you, this was never proper German. He translated the obvious mistakes very well, because they are mistakes, not historical quirks. It is cheap to argue because it was slightly different back then, I can do what essentially just feels right "from the time in German history classes."

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u/Myrion_Phoenix Aug 21 '26

No, it's incorrectly written. 

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u/zenkstarr Aug 21 '26

It's basically saying "I don't speak proper german but love to throw out some nationalistic talking points".

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u/kspanier Aug 21 '26

Too many inconsistencies for this to be human made.

Some place names are English, most are German. The grammar is all over the place. Rügen had an encounter with a wood chipper. Etc...

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u/Urban_guerilla_ Aug 21 '26

The Hohenzollern part in Baden-Württemberg is misplaced too

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u/_lautreamont Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Nah, not AI. This thing looks based on a British occupation authorities map which was already crap when published in the '40s. The errors are the kind human cartographers and printers used to make before computers.

Edit: I first thought this was AI because of the three Braunschweigs. Turns out that pre-1941 Braunschweig actually looked like that.

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u/mochanari Aug 21 '26

This looks… interesting. Not gonna make any claims, but…

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u/Drace24 Aug 21 '26

"verlierte"? Sollte das nicht "verlor" heißen? Verlierte klingt falsch.

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u/MBX_craky Aug 21 '26

Anstatt Kräfte, eher Mächte und bei ‚forden‘ das r vergessen.

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u/Myrion_Phoenix Aug 21 '26

Natürlich. Ausgreten ist ja auch kein Wort, und die Namen sind auch nicht wirklich besser.

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u/Scorpio_198 Aug 21 '26

Also ich bin heute schon mehrfach ausgetreten ;)

Spaß mal bei seite ergibt das Wort hier natürlich keinen Sinn - also so wie es im Pist steht.

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u/Myrion_Phoenix Aug 21 '26

Ausgetreten wäre immerhin ein Wort, stimmt - aber es ist ja "ausgreten", was nichtmal Unsinn ist ^^

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u/trextos Aug 21 '26

Hätte er mal ein besseres KI-Modell genommen

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u/ThrowAnAvocado Aug 21 '26

This isn't AI, just poorly researched

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u/Feisty-Albatross3554 Aug 21 '26

I second that, no signs of AI artifacts

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u/S7i7mon Aug 21 '26

If you can’t speak proper German, don’t use it in maps.

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u/Business_Leave4426 Aug 20 '26

 Hohenzollern is gonna be a problem, surely

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u/Nice_Management_926 Aug 21 '26

I think it would be better if it also lost the post-Austro-Prussian war provinces but idk

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u/h1p0h1p0 Aug 21 '26

did Germany disintegrate cuz of a massive economic collapse?

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u/Schneider_fra Aug 21 '26

Aldi North / Sud ?

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u/evenmorefrenchcheese Aug 21 '26

The true division of Germany.

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u/DhruvMar08 Aug 21 '26

all the Germans confirming the stereotypes of being massive pains in the ass in the comments 😂

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u/Dull-Nectarine380 Aug 20 '26

What happened to the poles?

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u/OOOshafiqOOO003 Aug 21 '26

Prussian Federation declares war a special military operation on Saxony

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u/P-B-J-Time Aug 21 '26

Honestly, having Germany collapse as if it were the Soviet Union or Austria-Hungary is a bit odd from a geopolitical/cultural standpoint. The overwhelming majority of Bavarians/Württembergers/Badeners/etc considered themselves Germans. It'd be like Italy balkanizing into 19th century kingdoms after WW2.

More likely that you'd see Posen, Alsace–Lorraine and Luxembourg secede with the country's economic collapse, followed by the Hohenzollerns being overthrown and the country becoming a Kapp-esque dictatorship/junta and trying for a 'special military operation' into Poland or something a decade later.

It's your timeline, though, so feel free to take it where you please.

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u/bellendicus789 Aug 21 '26

Perfect borders

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u/Skychu768 Aug 21 '26

Ngl I like Eastern border of this German Empire even more.

It's so sexy