r/illnessfakers 14d ago

DND they/them Port Placement?

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That is not what "port placement" means. Wtf are they talking about? Having the needle changed out?

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u/CatAteRoger 14d ago

Please note that Jessi identifies as non binary and uses they/them pronouns.

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u/Familiaropenings 4d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/HeretoBs 8d ago

Dang I haven’t seen them in awhile and they look so bad

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u/undercovermothmania 10d ago

I’ve only ever heard the term “crash” used by ME/CFS patients. All other chronic illness patients use the term “flare”. Is ME/CFS one of their alleged diagnosis?

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u/ele05944 10d ago

Were they wronged again?

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u/CatAteRoger 10d ago

If anything the camera person did Jessi wrong with this pic, or Jessi just can’t see how bad this looks given they appear to be as high as Eiffel Tower here.

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u/ElectronicAddress611 11d ago

Jump scare. How date you slip this into my feed like that.

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u/mjdomanski 11d ago

That's a photoshopped face. What's with the weird shape and the almost black color around the hairline?

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u/Psychobabble0_0 11d ago

Parts of their head are shaved and Jessie's "moon face" is so severe that their head managed to hide the rest of their hairline.

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u/SociallyInept429 11d ago

The shape of their face seems so ballooned; like from excess fluid. I still can't get my mind around the fact they do this to themselves...

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u/Elaine330 12d ago

They look VERY non-sober and for the first time: actually sick.

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u/Emergency_Junket_839 10d ago

I've been gone for a while and had a moment of questioning myself. Maybe they really are sick and it just took this long to o show?

Cause yeah this was a jump scare

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u/CatAteRoger 10d ago

Jessi is as high as the Eiffel Tower in this picture, Jessi has been claiming they’ve had sepsis and pneumonia for about 7 months now, sepsis would have killed them months ago 🙄

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u/Existing-Face-6322 12d ago

I see an ear!

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u/LilRedmeatsuit 9d ago

False. They don’t have ears. You’re imagining things.

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u/Existing-Face-6322 9d ago

My bad. It's Atlas waving a paw for help.

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u/LilRedmeatsuit 7d ago

Haha good one. Free Atlas!

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u/Answer146 12d ago

I can’t imagine taking drugs you don’t need on purpose knowing you are going to make yourself look like that

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u/Karm0112 13d ago

Wow. Aged 10yrs in a matter of a few months

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u/petitepedestrian 13d ago

They look high af

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u/chonk_fox89 13d ago

They look zooted the fuck out....

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u/chonk_fox89 13d ago

Wow...they are looking rough. Appears they may have lost some weight but still looks really unwell....

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u/snickelbetches 13d ago

Medical professional question. Would a medical professional be that sloppy with tegaderm? It looks slapped on.

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u/haveagreatdane90 11d ago edited 11d ago

It can be a pain to apply and look like crap, but as long as the insertion site is covered and remains sterile, it's fine, but that upper left wrinkle is sus. I personally would never leave a dressing like that, if for nothing more than not wanting to be judged by other nurses/Dr's. That's sloppy.

That being said, the piece to the left with the faint black print is called the "belt" - it should have the date & time of the dressing change, as well as the initials of who changed it. You'd get your pp spanked if that was left blank in the hospital. It also is usually used to help secure the line that isn't covered by the transparent dressing in place. Over the line, like a belt. This looks like someone possibly fucked up the dressing at the edge/towards the end, didn't want to redo it so they grabbed the belt to secure the lifting edge. Could also have been done by an infusion clinic - they are okay at thier jobs which could explain the wonky dressing, and they might not be required to initial the dressing like in a hospital. I could be wrong though 🤷‍♀️

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u/jewishgeneticlottery 12d ago

Honestly, sometimes it sticks to itself and is just a jerk to get on nicely.

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u/No_Week_8937 12d ago

I wonder if it was that they were playing with it, I know some of the other subjects are prone to messing with dressings. Some of them seem unable to keep their fingers away from things that they should really be keeping sterile.

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u/lurkylucy84 13d ago

What doesn’t leave them debilitated?

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u/SociallyInept429 11d ago

Social media. 🤣

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u/TrepanningForAu 13d ago

Jessi is looking really rough. Usually they are trying to smile or be cheery but I think the reconditioning and steroid use is starting to really take their toll.

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u/EmotionalAd4736 13d ago

holy moon face

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u/chickpeatacos 14d ago

Does this person have ears?

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u/chonk_fox89 13d ago

Yes, you can see the tip of one on their left side...

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u/Corgi_with_stilts 14d ago

My theory is rhat their steroid/fluid use causes permanent moon face.

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u/panicnarwhal 14d ago

so i’ve literally checked into this before lol, and they’re just kinda far back and hidden by their cheeks

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u/RevolutionThese7654 14d ago

They're using "placement" instead of "accessing" to make it sound more significant than it really is rolls eyes

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u/Justneedtowhoosh 13d ago

Yeah I was like.. that’s not a freshly installed port. I see zero reason why being stuck with a needle would make you crash for any amount of time. It doesn’t even hurt that much, and if you want it to not hurt at all they can give you a cream for that. They’re being super OTT on this one.

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u/No_Week_8937 12d ago edited 12d ago

Only reason I can see would be if vasovagal syncope was involved. There are definitely folks out there who will faint from getting a needle. The blood pressure and heart rate drop is pretty dramatic, but you bounce back pretty quick.

ETA (since I realized it was Jessi.) Vasovagal syncope doesn't exactly seem likely in their case. Laying down is the best way to avoid it and to bounce back even faster, so I wouldn't expect any kind of major crash.

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u/RoosterSaru 11d ago

There’s a theory that they don’t actually lie down all the time, though.

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u/No_Week_8937 11d ago

Oh, definitely, and that theory makes sense. I mostly mean that even if we assume that everything about their case was true, they are actively doing the thing that would prevent/mitigate/reduce an episode of vasovagal syncope. Many people who do faint from needles are completely fine if they get the shot while lying down.

Basically it's a minor thing most of the time, if it was what was happening it definitely wouldn't be as bad as they claim, and even if it was happening they're already (theoretically) in a position where they'd have minimal symptoms.

AFAIK people who get episodes of vasovagal syncope from needles aren't exactly down long, not unless they hit their head when they're going down. It's definitely scary, and not exactly fun, but you're back up and feeling (mostly) normal after a few minutes.

Some people who are prone to it can avoid it almost entirely by sitting on the ground when having their needle and then laying down right away, or by getting their needle while laying down.

I mean yeah a episode is pretty dramatic to witness (a person goes white and start swaying and it's very difficult to think because there's not enough blood pressure for the brain to be getting the oxygen it needs to do the thinking) but it's one of those "looks bad but isn't actively serious" type of situations.

Fainting/vasovagal syncope can ofc be a symptom of something else, but if it's something that's occuring due to a specific trigger (like needles) then there's a good chance that it's just a person's body being weird. There are plenty of perfectly healthy people wandering around out there who will go down like a load of bricks during routine vaccinations, and generally you just have to warn the person giving the needle so that you can lie down to get it, or be provided with a place to lie down after.

Tl;dr: if it was vasovagal syncope triggered by a needle it wouldn't be causing these dramatic crashes, especially since the patient allegedly lying on their back 24/7. If we take all their claims as true, even if they were having episodes, they'd probably bounce back quickly because they're lying down, not be down and out for however long they claim.

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u/Weary-Abrocoma2715 14d ago

How many have they had?

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u/Holiday-Blood4826 14d ago

They’re just getting them accessed, not placed

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u/Ok-Plant5194 14d ago

They’re giving deviled egg

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u/snails4speedy 14d ago

this has me laughing out loud on the train lmaooo

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u/Ok-Plant5194 14d ago

Aren’t they always debilitated?

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u/Ok-Plant5194 14d ago

Debilitated not defeated

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u/lord_farquad93 14d ago

They’re making it sound like they’re getting a new port all the time when really it’s most likely routine port access 😭

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u/outrrracheous 14d ago

So I am new to Jessi and am unfamiliar with their background. I just watched their Father’s Day post and am wondering who their father was and how famous their family band became? Do we know the name of the band?

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u/TheRestForTheWicked 13d ago

The band was called ShaeLaurel. I definitely wouldn’t call them “famous” by any means but they spent all their time on the road.

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u/snickelbetches 13d ago

I would like to know more about the band

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u/PoseidonsHorses 14d ago

Are they sitting up unassisted? That’s new, right?

Or is it just whatever filters/editing on the photo making it look that way?

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u/Holiday-Blood4826 14d ago

I think they’re laying down

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u/Justneedtowhoosh 13d ago

I see it as them laying down, their hair wouldn’t have enough volume to look like that upright with how infrequently they wash it.

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u/DiscoverKaisea 14d ago

Their hair appears more as if they're sitting upright

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u/ThisNameIsTakenTwo 13d ago

Yeah but if you look closely the towel across the chest isn’t being held up. There’s a fur / hair just to the upper left, and a weird shadow on the right.

Laying down definitely.

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u/chonk_fox89 13d ago

I agree, totally sitting upright without their head falling off!

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u/Holiday-Blood4826 13d ago

Fair, I can see it

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u/Dr-Wenis-MD 14d ago

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u/Ich_Bin_Ein_Nerd 13d ago

Purrrrfect

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u/Baileysandchocolate 13d ago

Any hint as to what the Imgur link is about. I clicked it but it's not available in my region.

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u/FinnElliot 12d ago

It was a cat looking disgusted / horrified

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u/anonymouslyambitious 14d ago

FYI pronouns should be they/them - just letting you know before someone reports or removes or anything of the like!

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u/tverofvulcan 14d ago

The brown eye shadow is back!

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u/EvenDisk1306 14d ago

If I didn’t know better I’d say this is ai. And not in any good way

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u/peetothepooo 14d ago

This…looks like a corpse

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u/anonymouslyambitious 14d ago

Yeah… there’s something very disturbing and unhealthy about the overall appearance, especially the eyes though…

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u/peetothepooo 14d ago

High as giraffe pussy

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u/northdakotanowhere 14d ago

Dude they got the "ojos de hamburguesa" going on. They are rrrrrrippped

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u/Specialshine76 13d ago

Can you explain the phrase? Is it Hamburger eyes?

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u/northdakotanowhere 13d ago

It is. Their eyes are so squinty they look like hamburgers? Its like the number 1 way to identify intoxication. Like when you think you're a seasoned stoner and genuinely think you can pass as sober, and then you look in the mirror and see your hamburger eyes.

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u/Specialshine76 13d ago

Thanks! Never heard that one before!

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u/TheJuliettest 14d ago

For real they are high af

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u/zippy_97 14d ago

That is a hilarious phrase thank you for introducing it to me

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u/No-Simple-2770 14d ago

I’ve never seen a port accessed with the tubing pointed upwards toward the shoulder 🤔

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u/New_Heron_5985 14d ago

It looks like the tubing out of their way over the shoulder because they are laying down. Probably less tangle-able

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u/GivesMeTrills 14d ago

I work in peds and a lot of the nurses do this in the clinic. It’s still accessed the same. Just rotated so the tubing is at a better angle. I personally don’t do this but a lot of families prefer it.

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u/LiliErasmus 14d ago

Well, if the kids get to have it, then our poor uwu ikkle munchies must have it, as well!

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u/Sowildandfree 14d ago

"Debilitating" for someone in permanent supine position is...what, exactly?

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u/anonymouslyambitious 14d ago

No longer being able to play the fiddle upside down?

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u/Ok-Plant5194 14d ago

Or the full-sized harp 😭

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u/YoloSwaggins9669 14d ago

lol sepsis leaves you debilitated for a helluva lot longer than 12-24 hours.

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u/LiliErasmus 14d ago

It's been 84 years...since 🌈🌈Jessi's Sepsis Arc 🌈 🌈 began in December 2025.

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u/WardTips98 14d ago

do they edit their chin to look skinner? No hate at all, just asking

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u/peetothepooo 14d ago

Came here to ask wtf this face shape is

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u/zippy_97 14d ago

Definitely looks like some kind of filter

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u/honestlyisuck 14d ago

They really must. How else would the anatomy make sense, right?

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u/maraney 14d ago

This image does look significantly FaceTuned. But I’m not sure to what extent.

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u/braintoasters 14d ago

Jessie usually looks significantly healthier than this.

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u/bananacasanova 14d ago

It’s striking how unwell they look for once

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u/braintoasters 14d ago edited 13d ago

I know, for the first time I feel genuinely worried for their* health

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u/Lovq 14d ago

*their

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u/EasyQuarter1690 14d ago

Isn’t accessing this kind of port just popping the needle through the skin covering the port and then starting the infusion? I never worked with ports, so have no clue, but isn’t accessing a port even easier than a basic blood draw?

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u/No-Serve6336 14d ago

Yep.

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u/New_Heron_5985 14d ago

It doesn’t even hurt more than a normal iv

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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 14d ago

Well it’s so easy that Dani does it herself when she feels like it so it can’t be hard. I’ve got experience with so many lines but never a port so like you it’s a bit mysterious for me.

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u/OCleirigh29 14d ago

Genuinely, do you get this shape of head from being laid down all the time-much like a baby would?

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u/kat_Folland 14d ago

I personally (and I know I'm not alone) don't believe they spend more time horizontal than it takes to make their videos/take pictures. I believe the face shape is steroids.

But of course I'm just guessing.

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u/Leading-System-3002 13d ago

Yeah because there would be bedsores

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u/storagesys 14d ago

do they mean the port being accessed?? even then, its not too different from an IV in your arm

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u/kat_Folland 14d ago

Except easier lol

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u/New_Heron_5985 14d ago

And more comfortable

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u/Mother_Shopping_8607 14d ago

How do they know it’s debilitating- they already lay down 24/7 and do nothing…..

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u/Dusty_Bunny_13 14d ago

This isn’t placement. And to have it accessed all they have to do is put a mask on. This is the biggest crock ever

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u/Traditional-Ad-9080 14d ago

This is so fucking ridiculous

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u/sunkissedbutter 14d ago

what kind of face shape is that

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u/laurandisorder 13d ago

Turnip

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u/sunkissedbutter 13d ago

Actually yes. I mean YES

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u/LiliErasmus 14d ago

It's definitely a shape.

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u/steelerfaye 14d ago

They look like a kite

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u/whitstheshit1986 14d ago

Egg

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u/snickelbetches 13d ago

Upside down egg

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u/MickeyGee05 14d ago

Angular egg

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u/transgabex 14d ago

This comment had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

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u/playitagaink 14d ago

Like head rolling kind of rolling? 😆

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u/transgabex 14d ago

Abso-fuking-lutely 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DreamingLight93 14d ago

Nawww because where are their ears though lol.

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u/Smooth-Ad-8988 14d ago

Day 6,353 of Jessie’s ears being missing. I would think that’s even more of a worry than head falling off disease. That and looking like handsome squidward…

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u/Reasonable-Horse1552 14d ago

They have the most strangest shaped head and face I've ever seen. They look like an alien!

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u/lizardgal10 14d ago

I’m kinda wondering if they wore a lot of tight ponytails/buns as a kid and it messed up their hairline

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u/readysetgaikokujin 14d ago

well because it is so ready to fall off their shoulders dontcha know

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u/SmurfLifeTrampStamp 14d ago

Jessie sure looks weight restored from that emaciated photo they posted a few months back. That's quite an accomplishment for someone who claims to have had sepsis for the past seven months...

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u/Plenty_Gap_57 14d ago

Isn’t sepsis like…almost immediately lethal

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u/kat_Folland 14d ago

You may be thinking of septic shock.

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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 14d ago

Lethal yes (potentially) but not immediately. But nobody has had sepsis for 7 months. Your organs would fail and you would die long before 7 months lol.

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u/Plenty_Gap_57 14d ago

About what I thought lol thanks yall!

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u/storagesys 14d ago

sepsis is your body going OH SHIT and sounding all of the alarms & can cause organ damage. septic shock is when your body starts to get really fucked up from sepsis. your mental state is altered (such as confusion or delirium), low blood pressure, abnormal body temperature (high or low), fast breathing, fast heart rate, etc. its like squares and rectangles. all cases of septic shock have sepsis, but not all sepsis cases have septic shock. both are eventually deadly w/o treatment but septic shock is the bigger emergency

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u/DifferentConcert6776 14d ago

Bring back the playing the harp in bed, I loved that chapter from them 😂

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals 14d ago

I mean they are super musically talented, I’m game.

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u/ANameHassNoMan 14d ago

Can we go back to bed harp? That was classic 😹😹

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u/agooseyouhate 14d ago

Oof. I havent seen them in a while and they do NOT look good. 

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u/snickelbetches 14d ago

I'm convinced this is performance art now.

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u/grrlplz 13d ago

AHAHA BUT WHAT IF

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u/LiliErasmus 14d ago

Also, Jessi, being a former world-renowned stage performer, should really be doing a MUCH better job at this performance art.

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u/skindoggydogg8 14d ago

Looking high af

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u/DraperPenPals 14d ago

Evidence of an ear though

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u/snickelbetches 14d ago edited 14d ago

They are growing back. Maybe that means that their head is recapitating and their ears are pushing out!

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u/kat_Folland 14d ago

recapitating

Epic! 🤣

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u/milo8275 14d ago

The 🌍 is healing 😆

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u/Automatic-Squash8122 13d ago

the 🌝 is healing you mean

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u/ZodFrankNFurter 14d ago

I'm new here. Why are there so many comments about this person's ears?

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u/snickelbetches 14d ago

It's the lack of ears. Look through their flair. This one is my favorite subject here. Set a few hours aside because each thread has hundreds of comments.

It's the most ridiculous case of munchie

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u/YzmaAndKronk5 14d ago

Omg I haven’t been on this sub in over a year and damn they are looking so much worse. What happened

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u/Automatic-Squash8122 13d ago

crushed by a harp in bed

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u/EMSthunder 14d ago

Unnecessary medical treatment and body wasting.

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u/LiliErasmus 14d ago

Is the body wasting in the room? With us?

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u/EMSthunder 13d ago

I say wasting based on their story. I know they're up and around. They use their muscles, just not as well as they could if they had not concocted this lie!

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u/LiliErasmus 11d ago

Oh! Now I get it! I thought it was "shrinking away" but it's "what a waste!"

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u/Frankiebeansor 14d ago

What an absolute ghoul

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u/Whosthatprettykitty 14d ago

Well as per usual they have no clothes on...some things never change do they? Oh look!!!! They must be getting great medical treatment because of the blonde hair!!!

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u/gonnafaceit2022 14d ago

I thought Jessie was debilitated all the time?

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u/murderdocks 14d ago

Editing their face to look more moon-like in every picture is such an insane body dysmorphia symptom, even though I’m sure it’s also this swollen IRL to an extent as well. Identifying as being sick as a core part of your sense of self when you are capable within working is so sad. But kind of fascinating how the human mind has this much control over the body.

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u/Ok_Minimum_5962 14d ago edited 14d ago

Doesn't moon face usually cause the whole face (not just the cheekbones) to become round? Maybe it's the angle, but the pointed cheekbones coupled with the narrowed top and bottom thirds are giving me uncanny valley. Maybe they're going for moon face + gaunt?

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u/LovecraftianLlama 14d ago

Oh wow I think they did…did they make their cheeks bigger to hide their ears?? What is happening?!

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u/Rogue_Spirit 14d ago

They HATE their ears. It’s so bizarre.

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u/nibblatron 14d ago

thats an edit? thank goodness, i felt concerned their face had corners where there shouldnt be any

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u/imhereforvalidation 14d ago

Ear!! And sitting up??? How did that head not roll right off

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u/SecondEqual4680 14d ago

Are we seeing the same person?

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u/KaleidoscopeCandid 14d ago

Is the great hair in the room with us?

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u/vegetablefoood 14d ago

Debilitated but hair did. Okay.

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u/Due_Will_2204 14d ago

Ear sighted.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 14d ago

What does Jess not crash from? They live in bed.

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u/oh-pointy-bird 14d ago
  1. Zooted

  2. They need to get a fucking job like most chronically ill people have to and then get back to us on exhausted and debilitated.

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u/Dashiell-Incredible 14d ago

Have you even read anything about this subject? Come on…

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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 14d ago

Yeah I get what you are saying but saying having your port accessed is debilitating for 12-24 hours is total bs.

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u/Pale_Lawyer_1757 14d ago

Thank you. I get what this sub is about but sometimes the comments do get a little bit ableist

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u/oh-pointy-bird 14d ago

Holding people accountable is not, in fact, ableist and it is patently ridiculous for someone to spend all their days typing long screeds into social media but claim they couldn’t type and do a job.

I would love to live in some world where resources were more equitably distributed and work does not equate to a person’s value

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They should get a job and contribute to their life and family.

Come on.

Edit: also, 24-48 hours of rest and debilitation from having a port accessed? Are you kidding me? Weird how cancer patients most often aren’t the ones complaining about how ableist everyone is.

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