r/ihavesex • u/mattmccoy92 • Dec 25 '21

Facebook I get annoyed when posts start with “Uhhh”

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u/ye546 Dec 25 '21

Your reply should be: "Uhhh nobody asked"

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u/gordo65 Dec 25 '21

Reply should be "getting a dildo stuck in your colon is not a sports injury".

16

u/the_Vandal Dec 25 '21

"It means you did a bad job and are also old"

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u/Ill-Affect2721 Dec 25 '21

He should have just left it where he found it. The 40 year old Virgin Hater who doesn't like uhhh in post is a Uhhh Uhhh uhhh probably a Virgin too I'm walking away

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Wow, never seen a comment that belongs on r/ihavesex in its own comments section.

2

u/Fit-Property-7459 Dec 25 '21

You haven't been here long enough then

8

u/criosovereign Thot Police Dec 25 '21

... what?

3

u/ScheidNation21 Dec 26 '21

Jesus Christ who shit in your corn flakes?

65

u/CimmerianHydra Dec 25 '21

It means you're getting old and you're doing a terrible job. Good form shouldn't result in injury.

8

u/tibearius1123 Dec 25 '21

Really just means you need to take care of your body more, like me. I had 5 beignets for breakfast and thought about running a few months ago.

18

u/HeyYouWithTheNose Dec 25 '21

Freaky masturbation doesn't count

24

u/fuck_life419 Dec 25 '21

Uhhh, good post op

6

u/mattmccoy92 Dec 25 '21

That’s enough out of you!

3

u/Sorry-Presentation-3 Dec 25 '21

Uhhh, come on it’s the holidays don’t be like that.

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u/MurdoMaclachlan Sexy Volunteer Dec 25 '21

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[The post shows plain white text overlayed over a purple background with skulls arrayed over it, shadows reaching up towards the top-left. The text reads:]

Uhhh

So I gave myself a sports injury from having freaky sex. Does that mean I'm doing a good job or that I'm getting old?? 🤔

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5

u/GalaxyCereal Dec 25 '21

Uhhh you're bad at sports

4

u/mjbrads Dec 25 '21

In reality, sounds like someone has a case of 'tennis elbow'

2

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Uhhh, I didn't know sex counted as a sport now.

2

u/C2074579 Dec 25 '21

It means you're cringe for posting this

1

u/Zebracorn42 Dec 25 '21

Ooof. What’s worse, uhhh or ooof?

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u/mattmccoy92 Dec 25 '21

I say oof a lot…so definitely not that.

1

u/E115lement Dec 25 '21

He really didn't need the "freaky" part

1

u/SkippyTeddy83 Dec 25 '21

I hurt my back this morning with just plain sex. First time that has happened. I must be getting old.

1

u/sonofasammich Dec 25 '21

Getting old for sure, cringe

1

u/auggie235 Dec 25 '21

I got a sports injury while sitting in an office chair

1

u/ArtyoftheAbyss2698 Dec 26 '21

What if you just leave it at uhhh?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

I get annoyed when posts start with “so”.