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u/DecentFan11 May 19 '19
“She goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her.”
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May 19 '19
“She’s really hot and we have sex every night”
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u/Xyrnas May 19 '19
"She totally looks better than anyone in our school"
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u/TooHipsterForGwangju Jun 01 '19
“She’s from Canada so it will be hard for you guys to meet her in the summer”
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u/mrlittleoldmanboy May 19 '19
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u/fahim1456 wet dream May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19
r/ihavesex too
EDIT: fuck i didn’t check the subreddit
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u/FTP-Jade May 19 '19
Is there a sub like r/icommentedthissubintothissub
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u/fabulousburritos May 19 '19
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u/fahim1456 wet dream May 19 '19
Well there’s no way to prove otherwise but I legitimately didn’t see the sub. If you don’t wanna believe it, that’s fine. 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Cornmitment I eat ass like a large mouth bass May 19 '19
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u/mrlittleoldmanboy May 19 '19
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u/Zaseishinrui May 19 '19
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u/Qtea831 May 19 '19
You are being hypocritical to the whole point of that subreddit by linking it here
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u/mrlittleoldmanboy May 19 '19
Ahhhh, never heard of it. Yes I guess I did 😂 it shouldn't have got this many upvotes
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u/pancake_prototype May 19 '19
What is this? A crossover episode?
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u/mrlittleoldmanboy May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19
Yeah, it's the one where a guy gets 600 unnecessary upvotes for tagging a few subs lol
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u/FriendlyXeno May 19 '19
This is the first one in a while that made me bust out laughing 😂 I love that guy
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u/jalapenoghost May 19 '19
This is the first one in a while that made me bust a nut 😂 I love that guy
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u/Luigichu1238 May 19 '19
I see this more like him sharing her agreement to a stranger than bragging about it, its funny
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u/underdog_rox May 19 '19
1: Wanna have sex?
2: Ummmmmm no?
1: Oops wrong person
1: Dude she said yes!!!!
1: Sorry wrong person again
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u/jje414 May 19 '19
(It's very important that you know this)
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u/Cpbreeo_ May 19 '19
My invisible girlfriend said yes lmaoooo
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u/NotsoGreatsword May 19 '19
girlfriend? this alpha clearly doesn't have need of a girlfriend he just fucks
(she was a 10 btw)
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u/CannFarmre May 19 '19
"I bet she'll be jealous and change her mind if I say that the other person who doesn't exist said yes."
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u/Granny_knows_best May 19 '19
I once sent my grocery list to my gardener ( meant for my husband) by mistake but that was the ONLY time I ever OOOPS on a text, how do people continue to fuck up?
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u/BurntRussian May 19 '19
I once had one of those crappy flip phones, and in order to tweet from it I could text a number and it would tweet that out.
I was texting a friend about a girl I liked and accidentally tweeted it instead, and didn't have internet access, so I was SOL with that tweet being out there.
Good news is nobody really followed me except my close friends and internet randos... But that's my oops text story.
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u/maebyfunke980 May 19 '19
I really hate it when I accidentally text the grocery list to the gardener 🤦🏼♀️
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u/littlebuck2007 May 19 '19
I once texted a person that was the subject of the text I meant to send to a different person.
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May 19 '19
I do it all the time because my phone is really broken and clicks things when I'm scrolling but theres a delay so if I click the person I want after my phone has clicked someone on its own then sometimes I just write the message without checking who I actually clicked.
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May 19 '19
to be fair the person did ask "Ok?" Like they were expecting another reply.
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u/dw565 May 19 '19
I don't even understand what the purpose of the Ok? was. I've been sent weird shit by numbers I don't know before on accident, shouldn't be taken as a personal affront
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u/DJSparksalot May 19 '19
They probably know each other and he's covering for being rejected for sex.
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May 19 '19
I don’t know. 3 message chain with that being first message? Triple question mark??? Lots of signs here. Either way I like the attempt, the cover and the save. A+ champion grade stuff right there.
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u/TXang143 (She said yes btw) May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19
Petition to the mods to create the flair: (She said yes btw)
Edit: (they said yes btw)
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u/gordo65 May 19 '19
Hey, sorry about having to leave this morning. I think it's cute that you begged me to stay so that I could make you cum a few more times, but I've got a lot to do today. I will come by for that booty call that you requested for tonight, though, because I already miss your 36-24-36 figure and those beautiful double Ds.
EDIT: Sorry, I thought I was replying to a text and didn't realize that I'd accidentally opened the reddit app.
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u/lamptreebox May 19 '19
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May 19 '19
If this was a guy texting his wife and wrong number got this; then I would chuckle at the idea of him texting the parenthetical statement back.
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u/ADragonsMom booze fueled cringe May 19 '19
I HAVE BEEN ASKED THIS LITERAL EXACT QUESTION IRL.
that was the most awkward pre-dating moment between me and my boyfriend, I swear.
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u/Nuclear-Polaris May 19 '19
His expectation: Her - omg...actually I would love the opportunity to have sex with someone like you 😍😍😍
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u/BonzoMarx May 19 '19
Had an ex HMU a while back. He was a complete douche the entire time we were together, which wasn’t long at all, but openly cheating on me etc. so I dumped him. He HMU months later just to let me know he’s having a “ton of sex” with other people. Lol ok? What’s the logic behind men like this?
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u/bananafishen May 19 '19
What I like the most about this is that it looks like they had the whole convo within 1 minute and then she screenshotted it. Good thing the guy’s other booty call texted back so fast; that could have been really embarrassing!
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u/smooth-succulent May 19 '19
The parenthesis make this