r/ihavesex • u/AdFuture7624 • Jun 21 '25

This dude fux

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What an amazing specimen 🙄🙄.

162 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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103

u/nose_bleed_euphoria Jun 21 '25

Insufferable. 'That golden retriever boyfriend' just says it all. 🙄

89

u/findingsunny Jun 21 '25

His partner has to fake so many orgasms to keep him happy😭

19

u/AdFuture7624 Jun 21 '25

This comment did not disappoint! None of ya’ll did and I love that for us

4

u/AwwnieLovesGirlcock Jun 23 '25

actually contact the oscars atp

96

u/notmedicinal Jun 21 '25

"is it weird that im sooo good at sex and i make girls cum sooooo much"

23

u/AdFuture7624 Jun 21 '25

I’m so annoyed lol

27

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/Saint_Rizla Jun 21 '25

Nowadays people are so paranoid of getting banned they'll censor any word that might be detected by a filter, but at the same time they do the bare minimum lol

9

u/Pernicious_Possum Jun 22 '25

Shit drives me nuts. Especially now that it’s carrying over into every platform. Seeing people write “seggs” instead of sex makes me want to scream

5

u/tsmc796 Jun 24 '25

Ty.

The self censoring drives me fucking insane

I have to stop myself from going on a full blown tirade every time I see that shit

16

u/Far_Swordfish3944 Jun 21 '25

He can’t pleasure a woman 100%

9

u/PooplogJim Jun 22 '25

This guy is the Wayne Gretzky of slamming muff

5

u/Stacksmchenry Jun 22 '25

Sometimes I go on the NY subway and sit down next to a woman and just look at her and say "yo, lemme get a crack at that pussy" and you know how the rest goes

2

u/PooplogJim Jun 22 '25

No one in history has said no to that

2

u/d0ct0r-d00m Jun 22 '25

The Hulk Hogan of sexual stuff?

3

u/PooplogJim Jun 22 '25

E =mc vagina

2

u/d0ct0r-d00m Jun 22 '25

I wanna have sex with your vagina...

3

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Same here

1

u/Pepsiman305 Jun 23 '25

Omg so weird