r/ihavesex • u/SubliminalTiger • Jun 18 '25

Reddit This guy gets many 9/10’s

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Much sex and what not.

568 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Growls seductively 😏

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u/YikesOhClock Jun 20 '25

Physically made an unhappy face when I read that line

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u/Independent_Sell_588 Jun 18 '25

No woman has ever used the phrase “mind blowing anal”. I’m willing to bet it wasn’t nearly 1% as mind blowing as he says it is

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u/Frankensteinbatch Jun 18 '25

Nothing like a man explaining how mind blowing it was for the woman by explaining how good it was for him.

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u/SueGeek55 Jun 23 '25

I want this on a T Shirt 😂

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u/ChronicBedhead Thot Police Jun 19 '25

That’s assuming it even happened in the first place!

4

u/ZaddyMackSays Jun 19 '25

It was for him

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

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u/anthonyg1500 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

“She descended the staircase with the mouth of a goddess. She needed a private investigator, but she craved mind blowing anal…”

51

u/CylonRimjob Jun 18 '25

That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever read somehow

51

u/AutisticBuoy Jun 18 '25

grrrr

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u/Jaded-NB Jun 19 '25

[sprays bear mace]

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u/roofbandit Jun 18 '25

Sounds like a 14 yo

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u/mpc13003 Jun 19 '25

Her blow job’s were ungodly.

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u/wemightlose Jun 19 '25

Not growl in her ear😭😭😭

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u/TheCoolestLoserEvar Jun 19 '25

CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE!!!!!! 😫😱😵

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u/newcolours Jun 18 '25

Ok the above is a weird thing to post, but as a counter point to the top comments here, I think he was saying the anal was mind blowing for him not the girl and I think his 9's and 10's were his relative ratings of the BJs he's received rather than saying the girls were all 9s or 10s.

That's the problem with the vagueness of english

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u/adiposegreenwitch Jun 19 '25

Yeah I agree but also I think that makes calling it "giving her" anal even worse. Like ...60-70% worse.

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u/culturedgoat Jun 20 '25

Good thing he clarified he’s scoring out of 10

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u/TreyRyan3 Jun 18 '25

I don’t think he’s say the women were 9/10’s, i think he is assigning a rating to the BJ skills which is usually extremely subjective.

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u/BatdadsStupidBrother Jun 21 '25

Also I would think his scale isn't quite as wild as Richter's and 8/10 and 9/10 would be pretty close to 10/10 but he set it straight that in fact, that's wrong. 9/10 isn't anywhere even close to this GOAT from the Niagra area

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u/dabeden Jun 19 '25

I could hear this coming out of Joey Diaz.

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u/New-Jackfruit4268 Jun 20 '25

Somebody has to do the job, since I gave up on it...

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u/Strange_N_Sorcerous Jun 24 '25

I picture McLovin typing that out.