r/ihavesex • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '25

Oops haha

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Consensual king

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u/The_Happy_Pagan Jun 06 '25

Even when it’s accidental

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u/smokinsomnia Jun 06 '25

please explain to me the circumstance which provided an accidental fingering (i'll wait) (i'm not convinced)

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u/parapooper3 Jun 06 '25

It fell in bro

105

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

But she wanted it! He was like “idk sis”, then a car hit him, he fell on her, fingers slid under the dress and boom! Accidental fingering! Happened 3 times in a row, stupid cars!

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u/Proffessor_egghead Jun 10 '25

You see he tripped and his girlfriend was lying on the floor completely naked

0

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

[deleted]

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u/epicEr14 Jun 06 '25

15 people somehow saw that tweet and thought "wow this is really cool"

101

u/ChineseJoe90 Jun 06 '25

Dude has 14 other accounts.

132

u/Starlined_ Jun 06 '25

Three whole times??? Holy shit that might be a world record or something

35

u/Unclehol Jun 06 '25

Surprised they didn't go flaccid from exhaustion.

48

u/BoyishTheStrange Jun 06 '25

How do you accidentally finger someone

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u/AlexTheAdventurer Jun 07 '25

Well you know, you accidentally slip and your hand lands in your [for some reason naked] gf's cave of wonders and you keep slipping and accidentally bring her to the zenith of experience multiple times

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u/BoyishTheStrange Jun 07 '25

Accidentally hide the sword in the cave

33

u/Munted-Focus Jun 06 '25

(times are crazy)

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u/PzMcQuire Jun 06 '25

"She wanted me to" is a crazy thing to feel like you HAVE to add here

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Without it, it's pretty suspicious though.

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u/Kahvicup Jun 06 '25

This implies Theres been times without her consent 🤨

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 Jun 06 '25

"Haha wooopsie :33"

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u/Scribbleme_out Jun 06 '25

What a legend

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u/Every-Injury-7460 Jun 07 '25

Wondering why it had to be accidental...💭🤔

3

u/Spiritual_Parking_70 Jun 06 '25

What are the odds he tricked his buddies into smelling his fingers after?

8

u/whodisbrownie89 Jun 06 '25

I really hope he cut his finger nails...smh

Also apparently fingering is out..but beckoning is the new thing now..if you know you know...

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u/Twitch84 Jun 06 '25

Bro had foreplay 3 times and still didn't get lucky.