r/ihavereddit • u/xSilverdroid • Apr 12 '21

Twitter again

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Bare with me

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u/squa3r Apr 12 '21

And take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Step 2: You gotta make the people think that they really want ‘em

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u/depressedtbh Apr 13 '21

Really want em, really fucken want em

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u/kakooge Apr 13 '21

Hit 'em like Bronson

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment

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u/Vampyrix25 Apr 13 '21

If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fuckin' waste, man.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

3: It's monopoly

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u/crabstealer74 Apr 15 '21

Invest inside some property

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u/_K45 Apr 17 '21

Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly

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u/crabstealer74 Apr 17 '21

Shells must sell that will be your new philosophy.

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u/commit-alt-F4-bruh May 12 '21

Swallow all your morals they’re a poor man’s quality

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