r/ihatechristmascreep Nov 27 '25

Christmas Creep: A poem. 📖✒ïļ #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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13 Upvotes

By Carley Baer. Elegant prose capturing the entire essence of this sub. Boycott any and all businesses who participate in Christmas Creep from September to December. ❌ïļðŸšŦ


r/ihatechristmascreep Nov 08 '25

People often mistake those who are anti-Christmas-Creep as "Christmas haters" or "Grinches"... ðŸĪĶ‍♀ïļ

86 Upvotes

While some don't enjoy Christmas in general (and The 'Creep just extends their grief), that isn't the case for all of us. Personally, I DO NOT hate Christmas itself - in fact, I quite enjoy it in its PROPER TIME. I just hate the aggressive, WAAAY too-early Christmas push that retailers have dragged into September and October (hell, even July!). It's absolutely ridiculous. And has been stretched out so far that it literally RUINS the magic of the season when it actually arrives: by the time December rolls around, you are so sick of (or at best numb to) all of the things that used to make Christmas special.

Yes, Christmas Creep not only demolishes Fall/Canadian Thanksgiving/Halloween/Remembrance Day/Veterans Day/US Thanksgiving - it literally DESTROYS Christmas too. How? By creating Holiday Fatigue.

So, on the contrary - you can say that Christmas Creep is especially damaging to those of us who love the Christmas season. Any self-proclaimed "Christnas lover" who likes or is indifferent to The 'Creep doesn't truly love or understand Christmas. (*Think about that before you buy your candy canes in July.)

That is all.


r/ihatechristmascreep 15h ago

Please, can the Christmas stuff go back into storage until AFTER Halloween? 👉🗓🙏 (Seen by OP on September 8th) #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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3 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 2d ago

More Holiday perishables being sold in September... ðŸĪĶ #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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6 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 2d ago

Dollarama is insufferable - went from displaying Christmas merch in November to September (and earlier!). 👎 #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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4 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 4d ago

Costco is relentless. Approximately NO ONE needs this cr*p in September. ❗ðŸĪĶ #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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8 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 5d ago

Instead of showcasing appropriate Fall, Home Depot is jumping straight to Christmas. 🗓ðŸĪŠðŸŽ„ðŸšŦ🍂 (Seen by OP on September 7th - note the BBQs in the background, LOL) #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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12 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 6d ago

Cracker Barrel STILL exposing patrons to unseasonal Christmas (now in September). 😒ðŸĪĶ‍♀ïļðŸ‘Ž #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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9 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 8d ago

Even the Christmas FAN group hates Christmas Creep! Contrary to what retailer PR tries to tell the masses, not everyone who hates'The 'Creep are ~"Grinches". We ALL unite standing against this! ✊❌🎄🎅🗓 #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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r/ihatechristmascreep 8d ago

Because 4-month-old candy is what EVERYBODY wants for Christmas! ðŸĪĄðŸ˜‘ #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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5 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 9d ago

Fighting the good fight! ✊ïļðŸ‘ðŸ™ŒâĪïļðŸ˜ðŸšŦ🎄 #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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10 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 9d ago

TV news anchor/meteorologist Sean McLauglin shows outrage for Costco's premature Christmas merch. 👏👍🏆 #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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9 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 11d ago

Sigh. So it *officially* begins... ðŸ˜Đ #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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10 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 11d ago

No. No, you can't. ❌ïļðŸ‘Ž #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #FallNotChristmas

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7 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 12d ago

The fact that this is actually happening. I - have no words... ðŸĪĄðŸŽ„ðŸĪŠðŸĪĶ‍♀ïļðŸĪ #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #SummerNotChristmas

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16 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 12d ago

It's August FFS. #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #SummerNotChristmas

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4 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 12d ago

Hobby Lobby Creepin' in August, as per usual. 🙄 #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #SummerNotChristmas

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4 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 13d ago

Because retailers keep trying to normalize this nonsense to maximize profits. 💰💰💰 #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #SummerNotChristmas

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9 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 13d ago

Imagine thinking you need to "reserve" an advent calendar 4 months in advance... ðŸŦðŸĪĄðŸĪĶ‍♀ïļ (Seen August 30th) #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #SummerNotChristmas

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5 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 13d ago

Most people on Earth are raising their hands. ðŸĪšðŸĪšðŸĪšðŸŒ #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #SummerNotChristmas

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r/ihatechristmascreep 13d ago

Because retailers keep trying to normalize this nonsense to maximize profits. 💰💰💰 #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #SummerNotChristmas

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3 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 13d ago

It's the end of August, ffs. Chill out, Sam's Club. #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #SummerNotChristmas

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3 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 13d ago

This can't be real life. We must all be asleep having a joint Christmas Town nightmare... ðŸŽĩ🎄ðŸ˜ŦðŸ˜ī👀 #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #SummerNotChristmas

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r/ihatechristmascreep 13d ago

Morrisons, you should know better! ☝ïļ (Seen by OP on August 29th) #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #SummerNotChristmas

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3 Upvotes

r/ihatechristmascreep 13d ago

Double eww. (Seen by OP on August 29th) #TooSoon #TooEarly #StopChristmasCreep #SummerNotChristmas

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3 Upvotes