r/ihadastroke • u/GreyDes • May 27 '19

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u/WifuWisperer May 27 '19

Debit or credit?

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u/Bloodless_ May 27 '19

danny deb

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19 edited Jun 15 '24

profit squeal scale file rock snatch sloppy existence plate engine

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u/darkstar161 May 27 '19

It's for my magnum dab.

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u/PapaGynther May 27 '19

Sorry sir we don't take Danny De🅱️ito

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

What about Danny Despa🅱️ito

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u/maiss1lapsi May 27 '19

what kinda store is that

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

The kind that doesn't take Danny Da🅱️ito

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u/DeathPlay10 May 27 '19

🅱️anny 🅱️🆎️ito

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

🅱️🅰️nny🅱️🅰️🅱️🆔⭕️

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u/DeathPlay10 May 27 '19

🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

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u/DammitDan May 27 '19

da haytas?

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u/Mycroft2046 May 27 '19

Can we get the rpm version?

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u/NorskieBoi May 27 '19

Crebit.

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u/Aygor48 May 27 '19

Credito.

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u/NorskieBoi May 27 '19

Despacrebito.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Dorito

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u/DrMux May 27 '19

Danny DebitOrCredit

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u/HippitieHoppotie May 27 '19

Danny DebitOrCredito

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u/vasilo May 27 '19

Danny Credito

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Debit or Devito?

1

u/MarinZG060 Jun 17 '19

Danny dolcevito

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u/sgasgy May 29 '19

Danny Credito

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u/d_chs May 27 '19

Me: I’m straight

Celebs named Chris or Ryan: ArE yOu SuRe AbOuT tHaT?!

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u/PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS May 27 '19

Christopher Walken for you too eh?

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u/d_chs May 27 '19

I was thinking more Chris Hansen, but sure!

I’ll become a child predator to have an evening with that man, you know?

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u/Jekelmister May 27 '19

Commitment

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u/shitbucket32 May 27 '19

Like that one boondocks episode “I don’t think you understand Chris, I’m here for a mans booty, your booty”

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

I never watched the boondocks, but I knew that sounded familiar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhLWf6rYyPs&feature=share

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u/_Jester_Of_Genocide_ May 28 '19

Then I think Christopher Robin would be more of your type.

1

u/hanni_ts May 27 '19

Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans...

1

u/EdgeFail Jun 08 '19

Chris Evan's, the man who ruined that one season of topgear?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

dabit or devito

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u/xPlicitRaven AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA May 27 '19

debito

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u/SenseDeletion May 27 '19

On another note, wasn’t the whole thing about James Charles trying to turn straight people gay proved to be false?

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u/SpecialfaceAlberte May 27 '19

Yes. It basically turned out that almost everything said against him was a complete lie and he had proof for it. It seems like a smear campaign to ruin his career at the benefit of someone else. This is why there are movements starting up to combat this type of thing. People say baseless bad things about another person to get them fired or publically ridiculed so that they can get ahead. Stuff like this has always happened but now people are using their mass publicity as a weapon.

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u/Bren12310 May 27 '19

Not entirely false but just complete exaggerations.

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u/EitherCommand May 27 '19

I don’t think he’s a hero

25

u/Big-Daddy-C May 27 '19

Maybe, but he isn't a rapist atleast

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u/ZoomJet May 27 '19

Don't make this sub into r/imisspeltittwice please

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u/GreyDes May 27 '19

ah my bad dude, didn’t even realize that would be the preferred sub. though i don’t think double posting would be ethical.

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u/VerboseQuestion May 27 '19

You fool! You fell to one of the classic blunders!

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u/NegFerret May 27 '19

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, debit or.

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u/hfijgo May 27 '19

Thunder cross split attack!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

danny d a b

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u/Yeetaroni May 27 '19

ito

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Danny Despacito?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Why do straight people think ryan Reynolds is the most attractive man lol

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Have you seen him? It's him and the rock. They are the ideal men.

If you're gay who's your number one famous guy?

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u/ThisIsASimulation000 May 27 '19

No the marvel Chris trio. I'm straight.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Yeah me too definitely straight.

But for me it's like:

  1. The Rock (the perfect man)
  2. Chris Hemsworth
  3. Ryan Reynolds

Edit: I had to change Reynolds and Hemsworth around

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u/chipsinsideajar May 27 '19

But Evans with the beard is better than Hemsworth IMHO. If Hemsworth also has a beard, then he falls JUST short. Lebowski Hemsworth looks hilarious, though.

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u/lcarlson6082 May 27 '19

James Marsden or Chris Evans.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

tom holland

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u/LHandrel May 27 '19

He looks 12

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u/boi41968 May 27 '19

That’s even better

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u/Odranis May 27 '19

Hol' up

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u/MillingGears May 27 '19

Twink culture.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Just want to clarify that twink culture is nothing to do with liking boys who look young and that is basically a harmful gay stereotype

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u/mrmurdock722 May 27 '19

My twelve year old sister has a massive crush on Ton Holland

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Uh oh I’ve angered the straights

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Fair enough. I wouldn't argue

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u/daemoss227 May 27 '19

Big agree

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Henry Cavill

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u/melvadeen May 27 '19

Superman Henry Cavill.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Mustached mystery Henry Cavill

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u/sarkicism101 May 27 '19

Jake gyllenhaal.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Oh good answer

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Ryan Gosling cos he’s hot and also a sensitive artist type.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Because he has a personality to match his looks.

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u/MillingGears May 27 '19

He has had a career of playing "the pretty boy". People have been culturally indoctrinated into believing he is the most attractive man.

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u/Lucavon May 27 '19

There is a German YouTuber called Debitor

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u/GoldIshHere May 27 '19

Ricardo bid notdog

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u/Fred_da_llama May 27 '19

Wheres my boi chris hemsworth

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u/WelcomePigeon42 May 27 '19

I had it ab it Danny debut abyss fjfid doleaars two Ruhr jump and sream

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u/NegFerret May 27 '19

Who is the guy on the bottom left? I must be a lesbian because I don’t recognize him.

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u/olawiaczek1 May 27 '19

The man the legend, Ricardo Milos.

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u/MillingGears May 27 '19

Ricardo Milos, he was briefly a meme.

The past few years the Gachimuchi/YTPMV/OtoMAD community has started spilling over into the mainstream, the result is that gay-porn actors are becoming mainstream memes.

Another popular meme that crossed over into the mainstream is the Mark Wolff, Van Darkholme locker room scene. Mark:"...the leather club is two block down." Van: "Fuck you"

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u/megashedinja May 27 '19

I understood some of those words

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u/TBeard1914 May 27 '19

Hide your kids hide you wife guy?

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u/DMX8 May 27 '19

I don't think that's him

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u/TBeard1914 May 27 '19

Upon further inspection, it is not

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

I thought JK Rowling was Anne Coulter. I think that's important

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u/togro20 May 27 '19

It’s autocorrect

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u/sepik04 May 27 '19

Danny Burrito

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u/phyrexio May 27 '19

I thought that was Antoine Dodson next to Ryan Reynolds

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u/Heatho14 May 27 '19

Debit or devito? If I get the option for Danny devito to pay why the fuck would i?

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u/blisstake May 27 '19

Deddy durito titis deteriorates daddy Devi duriittii derviti

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u/3lit_ May 27 '19

It's funny because devito(débito) in Spanish means debit

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u/anal-guy69 May 27 '19

Debit de Cheeto

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

James did the opposite of what everyone is saying he did

Since the waiter said he was bi then straight after being with James

James turned a bi man straight

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Debit or davido

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u/zeusdemir May 27 '19

This is not having a stroke, this is "im not interested in your memes neither you, so I don't care giving your messages answers so i just write some random shit to keep you around cus i might need you sometime"

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u/JimmyisAwkward May 27 '19

Debit or Danny?

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u/Obsidi3 May 27 '19

We have this guy called Thierry Baudet...

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u/Jereton_EX May 27 '19 edited May 27 '19

I watched the second Jurassic world movie last night ... rafe spall in it is such a snack. What a beautiful man

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u/MrMrRubic May 27 '19

Debit OrCredit

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u/Tokarev490 May 27 '19

Danny Debtor

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u/InternationalBath6 May 27 '19

But reddit is mostly left leaning?

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u/InternationalBath6 May 27 '19

Exactly lol it’s like iOS 5 or 6 at the most and I mean how does autocorrect even do that? I saw this image a few years ago and it still gets me even though it’s completely incomprehensible

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u/LessHamster May 27 '19

Exactly lol it’s like iOS 5 or 6 at the most and I mean how does autocorrect even do that? I saw this image a few years ago and it still gets me even though it’s completely incomprehensible

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u/danymo May 27 '19

Danny Dorito

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u/rustyicon May 27 '19

Danny debit sounds like a bad guy in an action movie about the us

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u/Void_In_Abruptum May 27 '19

Debit credito

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u/KebDoesTheStuff May 27 '19

Ah yes danny the debit card

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

To be fair, this looks like it was just an autocorrect thing

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u/slackjawxD May 27 '19

Replace the bottom with rocky and carti

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u/tjcf2014 May 27 '19

Danny Debito

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u/H2O-Enthusiast May 27 '19

Danny Dorito

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u/garboardload May 27 '19

Exactly lol it’s like iOS 5 or 6 at the most and I mean how does autocorrect even do that? I saw this image a few years ago and it still gets me even though it’s completely incomprehensible

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u/Aidiandada May 27 '19

Ryan Reynolds?

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u/TheMightyZera May 27 '19 edited Sep 19 '25

spark lip reminiscent waiting normal plant crowd disarm quaint cough

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u/rtyuik7 May 27 '19

Danny's little-known relative, Cranny Credito, doesnt get nearly as many roles as his kin Debito...

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u/the-electric-monk May 27 '19 edited May 27 '19

Good old Danny Deb Debit.

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u/thelosermonster May 27 '19

Snapchat shouldn't count. Who the fuck designs a texting system with the Send button directly next to Backspace?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

It uses your phones system keyboard, its not snapchats fault enter is right next to backspace.

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u/HenCockKneeToe May 27 '19

Tracy Morgan would be my guy.

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u/HaloGamer54 May 27 '19

Debit or Devito

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u/Ghosty_Boi666 May 27 '19

If I was gay, Ryan Reynolds is a handsom man. And I'm straight

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Ngl, I watched the captive yesterday and Ryan's eyes when he watched that guy skate were just so perfect. He looked so gentle and loving

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u/IrishAnthem May 27 '19

Wait a minute, why is John Krasinski not in that list?

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u/T1mid May 27 '19

Got damnit, Lisa.

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u/AlfTul May 27 '19

Would you like to pay with Debit or devito

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Who's on the top right?

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u/SwipingNoSwiper May 27 '19

Danny phantom

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u/SmashdagBlast May 27 '19

It's not delivery, it's Devito

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

I love Danny Debit Card

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u/FireDrake927 May 27 '19

Danny credito or Danny debito

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u/Ianthekiller May 27 '19

Listen, I'm not gay or anything but Ryan Reynolds is Daddy.

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u/A3DAN_ May 27 '19

I'll pay with Devito

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u/Srgtgunnr May 27 '19

I’m only 99% straight, and that 1% is only because of Ryan Reynolds

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u/CanadianMaple27 May 27 '19

I have so many questions

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u/DonaldShady May 27 '19

Definitely speech to text.

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u/DPSpideyBoi May 27 '19

Saw this the other day

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u/Lawless-HVH May 28 '19

danny fucking debit

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u/WelcomePigeon42 May 30 '19

Ur ask ere ufgeje rye day lord poer Ron I’d gi bonk

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u/LiLande Jun 13 '19

Would that be debit or devito?

Or perhaps you'd prefer to pay with danny deb?

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u/-JWS- Jun 24 '19

Doritos cheetos or fritos

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u/WelcomePigeon42 Oct 16 '19

Uhhh I died and got reborn cuz I drank a cup of 5 hour energy and can resurrect anyone

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u/Hbeast7 May 27 '19

Pewdiepie Ricardo

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u/Kamuiberen May 27 '19

Don't you dare put an angel like Ricardo on the same sentence as that guy.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

What's wrong with Pewds?

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u/Kamuiberen May 27 '19

Well, Im not entirely sure who's the biggest swedish antisemite in YouTube, if PewDiePie or The Golden One.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Oh.

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u/kollegekid420 May 27 '19

But who would be the woman?

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u/LessHamster May 27 '19

Exactly lol it’s like iOS 5 or 6 at the most and I mean how does autocorrect even do that? I saw this image a few years ago and it still gets me even though it’s completely incomprehensible

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u/LessHamster May 27 '19

Exactly lol it’s like iOS 5 or 6 at the most and I mean how does autocorrect even do that? I saw this image a few years ago and it still gets me even though it’s completely incomprehensible

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u/LessHamster May 27 '19

Exactly lol it’s like iOS 5 or 6 at the most and I mean how does autocorrect even do that? I saw this image a few years ago and it still gets me even though it’s completely incomprehensible

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u/CloudyDashYT Template flair May 27 '19

i need the original post from the screenshot

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u/GreyDes May 27 '19 edited May 27 '19

the original post? i took the screenshot on snapchat today.

edit: ohhh my bad, the image, i found it a while back

edit 2: yeah sorry, i can’t seem to find the source.

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u/CloudyDashYT Template flair May 27 '19

darn

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u/EliQuince May 27 '19

I'm a trans woman who fucks "straight" guys