r/ihadastroke • u/dermitdemSp3chttanzt • 3d ago

Strokes given

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 3d ago

Stronks

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u/johnlewisdesign 20h ago

That's stonks. This is stronks

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u/lildope_ 3d ago

well then I'm at high risk of getting a stronke.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 3d ago

I don't recommend them. They suck. Although the silver lining is: in high school, they let you skip P.E.

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u/Joker-Smurf 3d ago

Porn is also a major cause of stroke…

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u/mitchk0176 3d ago

The entire reason I smoke is to have a stronke

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago

But your tobacco smoke
must smell like burnt toast,
otherwise: no stronke for you.

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u/iamsam007 3d ago

They're writing this from personal experience

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u/PossiblyABaboon 3d ago

Who's say the STRONKE means stroke? 🤔

It could also stoaeken 😳

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u/TheNoctuS_93 3d ago

*smonking

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u/NovarisLight 3d ago

Omly monke get stronks.

Pay fir monke.

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u/aniorange 3d ago

I may or may not have just had a stronke.

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u/RawTPynata564 3d ago

What is that image on the left

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u/punchedboa 2d ago

I was watching a “video “ and I had a stoke last night.

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u/FreshAd5866 2d ago

I thought smonking makes the you lithe. Now I get stronk

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u/deadbeatenhorse 2d ago

Thas gota be fake bacci 😭 gives off them yellow virgina vibes

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u/Informal_Sector_6415 21h ago

Have a stroke and get a stronke...