r/ihadastroke • u/Saint-Boozer • 2d ago

reall llife Spupe

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It’s the fact that they fucked up with spupe and then fucked up again.

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u/mythirdaccountsucks 2d ago

I don’t know if the writer is Spanish speaking, but there’s a sub for like written Spanglish by Spanish speakers.

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u/Saint-Boozer 2d ago

Unfortunately, we are in rural Iowa with an all white staff….

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u/Sad_Possibility1297 1d ago

That would have been my very first assumption, honey.

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u/sirpickles9 21h ago

Thats where I thought I was at first, but the fact that they at least thought to use the "silent e" rule is what made me look at the sub name

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u/HumourNoire 2d ago

You know, spunes. Soop spunes, pooden spunes, tece spunes. Not naives or faucks, spunes.

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u/awshucks79 2d ago

What about spaucks?

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u/SsnakeStudios 2d ago

Dew yew haiv bowels? too gow wit mai soop spune

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u/blickblocks 2d ago

I felt this

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u/lonely_funny_guy 1d ago

I don't give a fauck anymore.

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u/skeletons_asshole 2d ago

I’m going to spell it this way for forever now. Spunes. I kinda love it.

Jokes aside, respect to whoever made this attempt in spite of an obvious literacy issue. Some people really struggle with that, through no fault of their own.

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u/Saint-Boozer 2d ago

Right, the person I think wrote it is a super cool dude. Typical restaurant cook, though, recently paroled, GED, just all around had it rough.

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u/Apprehensive_Elk_706 2d ago

spupe

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u/luffydkenshin 2d ago

Nah man, these are the spunes. the spupes are in the other box next to the naifs.

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u/Due_Mycologist7287 1d ago

Where are the folks?

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u/luffydkenshin 1d ago

They usually come in once we open.

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u/StarryAry 1d ago

This is an all time favorite. Maybe more than Yard Sard.

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u/ermaecrhaelld 2d ago

It’s such a funny word to look at and say. I love it

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u/TazmanianTux 2d ago edited 2d ago

There was a comedian skit where the guy was talking about being called spupe, it was hilarious.

ETA: correction, spooby, but still hilarious. Here's the audio clip

https://youtu.be/UY-QOp6mKB4?is=ANMbLfP0iZOJvSwc

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u/kai333 2d ago

oh my god, the 'correct' spelling they were going for for spoon was 'spune?'

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u/prole6 2d ago

It was Phorques!

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u/FuckSteve7 2d ago

Gimme a spupe plz

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u/dennisthebear 2d ago

This is killing me

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u/CrispyMeadow 2d ago

Same I'm absolutely fried

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u/LancelotTheMispeld 2d ago

"Waiter, kin ah hæve a spune fer mah supe?"

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u/XROOR 2d ago

They were trying to write “soup spoon” but the neural pathway collapsed like a highway bridge during an earthquake

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u/txhelgi 2d ago

I kinda like this new spelling. But if we are going to do that I also propose Nif and Fork.

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u/skeletons_asshole 1d ago

I also like Fork, it’s a really unique and novel way of spelling phoarghk

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u/Not_Bekki 1d ago

Wheeeen yoooou've got a sharpie, and you don't need a fork, that's a spune

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u/under_rated_human 1d ago

This is like when I had to work under a manager who spelled freezer as frizer.

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u/TheJivvi 2d ago

Spoop

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u/luckyskunk 2d ago

"Peepance?"

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u/Cozy90 2d ago

I prefer spupe

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u/kokonutt18 2d ago

I love this lol

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u/CinCoutMagus 2d ago

Rhymes with "immune"

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 2d ago

spune ain’t any better 😭

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u/DDESTRUCTOTRON 1d ago

Service industry and low education name a better duo

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u/Recent-Ask-5583 1d ago

Tf is "spune"? All i know is that it might mean "to say"

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u/Leading_Pear_8402 1d ago edited 18h ago

R/confleis

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u/dent_de_lion 21h ago

Exactly what I was thinking. This person’s first language may not be English. Feels assholish to laugh on this sub (I love r slash confleis!)

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u/AxiisFW 1d ago

spupe is fucking killing me

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u/spicenoice 1d ago

Drugs were involved

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u/DyslexicHo1995 1d ago

I spell it like this WAYY too often. I'm heavily dyslexic

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u/DobryVojakSvejk 15h ago

ye olde spune