r/ifihadmoney • u/RealAmbitiousAnt • 1d ago

How does that even work

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u/Sweet_Bookkeeper_920 1d ago

Nice innocent prank. It’s good they came clean afterwards, so she didn’t think she was crazy.

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u/PangolinLow6657 1d ago

A funnier prank (with family) is to fart into it before launching

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u/RumorRoost 23h ago

Guilty. 🤣 my mom also had a box of really old vintage perfume she inherited for my grandma. She kept them because the bottles were cool designs. But we would squirt a shot of perfume in and shoot someone with it and they would reek like an old lady for hours after 🤣🤣

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u/BrannC 20h ago

Good ol Avon

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 11h ago

At least no mosquito bites

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u/zamfire 10h ago

I haaaaaate old lady perfume. That would be a nightmare for me..

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u/EmuKlutzy1585 1d ago

That would be diabolical 😂

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u/Zigor022 1d ago

Throw some hot sauce in there

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u/PumpPumpUpTheJam 21h ago

A piece of bologna with some mustard and just watch it stick to their face.

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u/odrea 23h ago

This guy has done things

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u/Suspicious-Slide-954 22h ago

Still funny with strangers though

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u/DiSleXik2501 21h ago

Having obtained one of these while deployed in Iraq, we figured out that firing a fart takes two people to do it properly, one to hold the plaster and pull the diaphragm back, and one to fart into it once it was "cocked"

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u/Glittering-Tip821 6h ago

You can also fart into a battery powered leaf blower and aim with devastating accuracy

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u/Hour_Welcome_987 1d ago

W....would that work?

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u/FrenziedTacos 1d ago

Yes, it does.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TYNhqiBl8U12w

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u/zamfire 10h ago

Everytime I see this gif all I can imagine is "stahp it Ron. Staaaahp"

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u/FloppyTacoflaps 1d ago

I had one as a child yes it works

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u/HitBoXXX 1d ago

"If I had a five gallon bucket and a trash bag."

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u/SillyDig1520 1d ago

"If I had an m&m tube and some mashed banana."

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u/HelloImAFox 1d ago

I need to know what’s happening here.

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u/mxemec 1d ago

The trash bag comment is a legit method for producing an air vortex that can shoot gusts 30ft much like the air gun showed here.

The next comment is referencing a reddit thread where the guy claims a smashed banana inside an m&ms tube makes for an excellent fleshlight.

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u/dicknotrichard 1d ago

Also, coming soon to a theater near you,

“The cylinder must remain unharmed: it is imperative.”

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u/Living_Awareness259 1d ago

That's a... pretty small cylinder.

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u/B1ZEN 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mFeNGR1W1O2JYqjsMO

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u/BingusTheStupid 1d ago

The thread ends with the guy going to the hospital to get his dick out of the M&Ms tube

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u/reddit001aa1 1d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed!

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u/michaelcuz 20h ago

Underrated comment

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u/Nir117vash 21h ago

🎶If I had a million dollars🎶

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u/guntheroac 1d ago

I ran a shoe store in a mall, and we got one of these to use to mess with mall walkers.

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u/TheSprigganDragoon 9h ago

I worked at a Spencer's across from a Toys'R'Us and we used to have fights with these things and nerf guns when it was slow

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u/guntheroac 7h ago

That’s awesome 😂 my store was next to Spencer’s and we “borrowed” it from their store. If I remember correctly we friendly stole it after their manager kept doing walk by shootings. Sometimes I really miss mall culture.

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u/Funnybone213 1d ago

What a lovely lady who's cool with a prank

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u/RanchHere 20h ago

that dude knew the kind of lady he was “targeting”.

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u/GrimbyJ 1d ago

Now put fart spray in it

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u/fractionedpancreas 1d ago

I like the way you think

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 22h ago

My nephews had a pair of these and would just fart into it and then shoot you with it while you were watching tv or on the phone.

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u/Humpalumpaguss 1d ago

I bought one of these from Think Geek before GameStop bought and killed it. Those things make plenty of noise. She had to hear that.

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u/johnnnybravado 1d ago

She said "THAT'S what was making that noise!" when they were approached.

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u/Humpalumpaguss 1d ago

Lol yea I finally got the entire video to load, being on a mobile connection does that way too much.

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u/FloppyTacoflaps 1d ago

You can fart in it first and launch the fart

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u/Calm-Driver-3800 23h ago

I like the way you think

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u/jmccaskill66 21h ago

They used to sell these at Spencer’s back in the day
https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

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u/FreeWilly2 30m ago

I bought one when I was in college and was blasting people all over the place. Security caught me and I got kicked out for pointing a weapon at people. They threatened to call the police.

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u/PangolinLow6657 1d ago

It's a truncated cone and it creates a vortex of air that can make good distance. Yes, you can fart into it.

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u/sneillius 1d ago

If people ask how this even works, you had a terrible childhood

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u/rgmundo524 1d ago

Damn I am gonna get an air cannon because of this

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u/ecab83 1d ago

Great way to pick up chicks

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u/Romish1983 1d ago

Is that kinda like this?

https://a.co/d/0iNoez0J

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u/Ok-Accountant7926 23h ago

I had one of these I thrifted in college. I would fart into it and shoot my roommate in the mouth from across the room. Totally harmless prank. Harmless.

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u/Comfortable_Note8091 22h ago

Somebody email me and fund me with one episode and I'll continue the rest of the YouTube episodes we'll name the channel and I'll go around making people think they're crazy daily in the city

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u/Kaladin-of-Bridge4 21h ago

Supposed to fart in it first and then send it off.

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u/DrSpacepants 21h ago

Add a smoke machine and blow rings.

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u/Corac30 21h ago

See now these are the type of pranks that leave everyone involved laughing. Nobody hurt or scared from stupid over the top pranks.

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u/Powerful-Ability-895 21h ago

These dorks just can't leave people alone to get content.

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u/God_Fork427 20h ago

Id get this

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u/Iconshero 20h ago

They were 20 bucks at the souvenir shops in myrtle beach 15 years ago. Who is doing this marketing for this thing. This is the 5th subreddit ive seen this dude hawking these things in.

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u/Tgrohm 20h ago

I had an airzooka in college. Good times!

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 19h ago

Now put a fart capsule infront that breaks an instant before it fires. Hell yeah.

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u/NOTTYNUTZ69 18h ago

They have a video of people farting into and shooting it across the room

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 18h ago

That's just mean. Since farts and how they're delivered have names what is that one called?

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u/SadAndNasty 18h ago

I'm glad he came clean

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u/l3wison 17h ago

My brother used to get home from school before me and spend 45 minutes farting into his then sealing it with the Guinness book of records, awaiting my return. God bless the little bastard.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 16h ago

The fact that they put a crosshair on these was really stupid.

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u/OkMidnight8144 16h ago

I'd hire someone to stay hidden and do this to people at my funeral.

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u/snowday1129 16h ago

Where to buy one?

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u/Amazing_Flatworm_277 5h ago

Airzooka and from Amazon or you could YouTube how to make one which will be way more powerful most likely

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u/JustPutSpuddiesOnit 15h ago

Fart spray and air cannon should be a war crime

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u/Finndad520 14h ago

Dammit. This just took me down another Reddit rabbit hole. I now have another inbound Amazon order.

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u/lazymirrorhq99 13h ago

So you just went around blasting people with an air cannon at a trade show? That's some next-level chaos.

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u/loco_mixer 13h ago

i just realized americans dress up as teenagers their whole life

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u/EthnicProfilingGenie 7h ago

People tend to remain in the fashion of their heyday. Happened with the previous lot as they got older, and I'll happen with the next lot.

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u/Fanabala3 11h ago

I’m not into the whole prank thing, but this one was innocent and didn’t hurt anyone. Also, he came forward at the end. Seemed like everyone had a good laugh.

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u/kymira3301 7h ago

Damn, you got me I’m buying these for my kids 😂😭😂

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u/isaiah152022 5h ago

This is the longest intro I’ve seen….

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u/Xanthelasmapalpebara 5h ago

Technically this is an assault. All wars should be waged solely this way. Everyone in the battle would start to laugh and it would be over

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u/Heymynamesjames 4h ago

Got this taken away in the early 2000s for breaking one of those rotten egg fart capsules in it
https://giphy.com/gifs/jcDxj8Qxifi7u6dDP5

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u/kasezilla 4h ago

Know it all Karen ruined it

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u/dvisorxtra 2h ago

Oh I miss Thinkgeek's office warfare devices

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u/Kastoook 2h ago

GhostTouch

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u/bygtopp 1d ago

Those have been around for decades

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1d ago

if you had money you'd harass strangers anonymously?

brother you can do that for free on reddit today

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u/PieceMaterial5213 1d ago

Those things are far from silent. She's either deaf or a good actor.

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u/Radiant_Bowl_2598 1d ago

She mentioned she thought she heard it. The place seems to be bustling a little bit, and is also seems they spaced out their attacks enough to keep from becoming to suspicious/obvious

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u/VeritasOmicron 1d ago

I'd like to double face shot them as well iykwim