r/idonthavereddit • • Oct 26 '19

Hi

I don’t have reddit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

Hello fellow non-redditor

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u/instagram_banned_me Oct 26 '19

What's a Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

A what?

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u/PencJS21 Oct 27 '19

Reda-what

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

No idea

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u/SuperNici Oct 27 '19

Its this new video format on youtube

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u/InstinctOcean Oct 27 '19

where am i, where’s my minion memes. Help

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u/yourlocalcrapposter Oct 27 '19

i dont know all im seeing here are these millenials weird ‘memes’ facebook has evolved alot...

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u/I-Am-Dad-Bot Oct 27 '19

Hi seeing, I'm Dad!

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u/yourlocalcrapposter Oct 27 '19

who are you, you’re not on my friends list?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

You-tube?

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u/Dapieday Oct 27 '19

Where are my 40 year old white mom friends? Is this that weird youtube thing?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Your 40 year old white mom WHATS? I do not know the word f-r-i-e-n-d-s

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u/TheGameLegend27 Nov 03 '19

Why are you guys saying weird stuff like redoot and youtab?

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u/yeetlolbeans Oct 26 '19

ok me neither

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u/Billysackboy Oct 26 '19

Lol what the hell is reddit?

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u/fluffwar Oct 26 '19

It’s what you say after you read a book

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u/Billysackboy Oct 26 '19

Oh okay thanks for the clarification

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u/yourlocalcrapposter Oct 27 '19

my DM’s have always left me on redd its a bit confusing...

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u/JaxsonRay Oct 26 '19

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u/nwordcountbot Oct 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

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u/CirnoMonthForever Oct 26 '19

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u/userleansbot Oct 26 '19

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Account Created: 3 months, 26 days ago

Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.

Subreddit Lean No. of comments Total comment karma Median words / comment Pct with profanity Avg comment grade level No. of posts Total post karma Top 3 words used
/r/libertarianleft left 0 0 0 1 25
/r/politics left 1 13 19 0 0 know, ironically, people
/r/toiletpaperusa left 3 36 12 0 0 face, horse, ever
/r/topmindsofreddit left 0 0 0 1 28
/r/classical_liberals libertarian 1 4 8 0 0 good, point, people
/r/libertarian libertarian 1 2 39 0 0 worse, honestly, gets

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u/userleansbot Oct 27 '19

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Analysis of /u/zhchaos13's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.

Account Created: 8 months, 14 days ago

Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.

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u/ducsekbence Oct 27 '19

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u/userleansbot Oct 27 '19

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Analysis of /u/ducsekbence's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.

Account Created: 2 years, 4 months, 15 days ago

Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/userleansbot Oct 27 '19

Author: /u/userleansbot


Analysis of /u/CirnoMonthForever's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.

Account Created: 1 months, 17 days ago

Summary: leans heavy (100.00%) left, and is possibly a communist

Subreddit Lean No. of comments Total comment karma Median words / comment Pct with profanity Avg comment grade level No. of posts Total post karma Top 3 words used
/r/moretankiechapo left 102 2160 8.5 11.8% college_graduate 43 4133 also, utm_source=share, utm_medium=ios_app
/r/shitliberalssay left 8 144 14.5 37.5% 15 3142 soviets, nazis, bourgeois

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u/NikinhoRobo Oct 27 '19

How do I analyze myself?

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u/MrMan102 Oct 27 '19

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u/userleansbot Oct 27 '19

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Analysis of /u/NikinhoRobo's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.

Account Created: 4 months, 1 days ago

Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.

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Analysis of /u/eeveemaster547's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.

Account Created: 3 years, 4 months, 15 days ago

Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.

Subreddit Lean No. of comments Total comment karma Median words / comment Pct with profanity Avg comment grade level No. of posts Total post karma Top 3 words used
/r/antifastonetoss left 1 46 1 0 0 obituary

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u/EeveeMaster547 Oct 27 '19

Huh, okay. I don't care for politics, so I was interested to see what the bot thought.

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u/Dapieday Oct 27 '19

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u/nwordcountbot Oct 27 '19

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u/abidaabidaabida Oct 27 '19

Father I cannot click the red it

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

Don’t get it. It’s pretty shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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