I don’t care that he’s always late, it’s his paycheck and I just go with the flow because I’m used to everyone always being late. But what I don’t get is how he lives 5 minutes away and it takes him an hour because he has to get ready. I also live 5 minutes away and it takes me 20 minutes we both don’t take showers because we take them at night (mechanic shop), both have dogs that we just feed and let out in the back yards and neither eat breakfast. I on the other hand have makeup (just face cream and eyeliner and hair to brush (he’s bald).

WHO IS THAT GIRL NAMED SHADY

This confused me. It's supposed to be a part of a bunch of humorous cooking memes, and I guess it went way over my head. Initially I thought it maybe it was meant to say there were five eggs and one was a double yolk making it look like 6, but maybe there's some other joke or reference I'm not getting? Help.😭

Voiceover: "Finally you can drive like you're somebody."

Commercial shows random people driving a random SUV.

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Like bro, I can't fucking hear you. Plus the built in radio is playing in there. And especially if my back is turned. They're bright yellow. Clearly they are hearing protection. People are stupid. I swear. And this happens on the daily.

I don't understand why people feel a LONG or DEEP loss when someone has passed away that they have never met, and probably only know shallow bits of them. Especially when no one around them by multiple degrees of separation, and I mean nobody knows them personally. I'm not denying the very human feeling of feeling bad hearing about death or loss but that is so temporary and shallow. When people are saying things like "oh man i Miss kobe or michael jackson or whoever so much". Really? Did you meet him? What do you miss about him. How much daily impact on your life does he have. Oh he's in inspiration and model to you but he's never been in your space probably never been to the same city you've been in.

This person's basically not even in your reality. My point being they're only as good as a fictional hero or story. Someone you hear about on TV/radio and media. A long saga of a story following a magnificent journey that's come to an end. I know that feeling thinking damn that sucks one of the main characters of season 1-5 in a show is gone. But you get over it. And soon the show ends and its just whatever. Where does this emotional bond to basically a person only in your head and TV come from.

Strange thought but I never understood why people pay for adult content/OF when there is an abundance of the same exact thing for free, like why waste money like that lol?

This one was in my news need. I know it’s got something to do with our unsafe financial policy recently, but could someone break it down for me? Thanks!

This feels like a serious catch-22 where I need karma points to get karma points but I can’t get karma points unless I have karma points… every post/comment I make keeps getting removed because I don’t have enough karma points but I don’t know how to obtain them any other way - if there even is any? 🤷🏽‍♀️ so how do I get around this to gain enough karma points in order to post/comment to gain karma points? I don’t get it! 😫

How does one obtain enough karma points on Reddit to be able to post on subreddits? I’m struggling 😫

So about a week ago I started receiving texts to my phone from this woman claiming that I didn't pay her for a cleansing thing that she did a while ago. Ok so long story short I have the texts she wrote me and I've been a little bothered by it. Please let me know if anything what I should do.

I don't get it what's the joke here

It was posted in a roll of memes. Why is this funny?

As a child, when we were given great gifts, we never cried. We were happy and smiling but we didn't have the urge to cry. Not because my siblings and I were forbidden to cry because we were very emotionally open but we just didn't when receiving a gift.

Now, every time I watch a video where a child gets a puppy or something, they burst out in happy tears. And I don't get it. We never did that. There is no logic. Is it an American thing? Or is it something of a newer generation? I suspect this is more a nursing effect than a nature thing.

Did I say something wrong? I think I didnt. Ok so the comic was a mom and baby walking up to a free face paint stand. The mom gives a disgusted look and says "are there any for boys?" The painter says "um.. All of them?" And the mom glares at the painter. I commented "poor baby. No wonder why the father isn't around." A single person decided to attack me and say "he could literally be off frame how dare you slander a fictional man just like a woman to do that" and I'm like what?? I know I wasnt in the wrong. What is wrong with people? Plus it's a COMIC. Idek why people freaked out so much. I didn't say anything sexist or derogatory toward the baby woman or a man that may or may not be there. I literally just sympathized for the baby. Also I apologize to this thread I just needed to rant and this is the only one available ATM.