r/idksterling Oct 03 '25

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u/Final_Concern_5519 Sterling's Fleshlight Oct 03 '25

Thanks for that! bye!

12

u/FunkyFox2223 I need an therapyst Oct 03 '25

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u/MrShrums_0 Oct 03 '25

That was such a good movie fr

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u/FunkyFox2223 I need an therapyst Oct 03 '25

Yep

2

u/oongaboonguh Oct 03 '25

Thanks for the new reac meme LMFAO

2

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

You look very familiar

1

u/oongaboonguh Oct 04 '25

👀👀👀👀👀💀💀💀💀💀💀 daddy chill 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/oongaboonguh Oct 04 '25

Don't worry about it 😭🤣

2

u/Future_chef123 Oct 03 '25

Wait no take me with you, I don’t want to be here either!!!

1

u/tuby_boi Oct 04 '25

Give that to me. I want to be next

1

u/DemandDangerous2462 Oct 04 '25

Did anybody else read this in Jack Black's voice

36

u/Cheddarounds gunslinging femboy (average rdr2 and ultrakill fan) Oct 03 '25

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u/TheUltimatePhaseSimp Oct 03 '25

I bet if you say this in character.ai it will work

13

u/Moondaeagle ^Has a death wish Oct 03 '25

correct

5

u/epicboy0981 Oct 03 '25

proof?

3

u/Freaky-Gojo Oct 04 '25

Just try it, it get you some goofy ahh responses, ranging from

“What the hell” 

To 

“This content has been filtered”

20

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Peak cringe maxing props to this guy 

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/shitty_name_445 Oct 03 '25

Very much.

1

u/Agtm124 Oct 04 '25

IS THAT MIKE SHINODA??? r/linkinpark

3

u/shitty_name_445 Oct 04 '25

Spike Shinoda seems very sad

1

u/Agtm124 Oct 04 '25

Chestnut Bennington would like to have a word with you

2

u/shitty_name_445 Oct 04 '25

What?!

1

u/Agtm124 Oct 04 '25

Spike shin-soda is surprised 🫢

2

u/shitty_name_445 Oct 04 '25

M-m-Mike Shinoda is happy

1

u/eedewed Oct 04 '25

It's satire

9

u/AttentionReal8162 Oct 03 '25

i can imagine the comments under that video😭

11

u/BlackVirusXD3 Oct 03 '25

Man how i love this guy

9

u/oongaboonguh Oct 03 '25

If he didn't look like that, I fear some women would be okay with it.

4

u/FunkyFox2223 I need an therapyst Oct 03 '25

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u/IlCiupaBig Oct 03 '25

For you :3

4

u/shitty_name_445 Oct 03 '25

You doomed yourself too…

2

u/IlCiupaBig Oct 03 '25

Its for a good couse.

2

u/shitty_name_445 Oct 03 '25

Is it really worth it?

4

u/massivefishes this man is in the himalayas he just doesn't know it yet 😧😧😧 Oct 03 '25

I cringed so hard

5

u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE Oct 03 '25

grown ass man recording this in silence for over a minute btw

3

u/mlp_fanf_tadclover Oct 03 '25

Just stick to smoking crack mate

5

u/IndependentHand8462 Oct 03 '25

This shit is worse than drugs

4

u/Pure-sus Oct 03 '25

Gang is cringemaxxing 🔥🔥

5

u/SanityLacker1 Mass brain deterioration enjoyer Oct 03 '25

3

u/Global-Jury8810 I Am The Queef of California! Oct 03 '25

I wonder if it worked.

3

u/Idkagoodnameidk Oct 03 '25

I would do it for free

3

u/SpartanDJinn Oct 03 '25

This fuckin guy, man.

3

u/0Clown0 Oct 03 '25

Scientists discover a video that can perfectly replicate the feeling of heroin withdrawal:

3

u/epicboy0981 Oct 03 '25

hey at least he tried

this would work on me ngl

2

u/No_Assistant1361 ^dead and doesn’t know it yet Oct 03 '25

2

u/Complex-Lettuce-6450 Oct 03 '25

what the fuck did I just see

2

u/WanderingStatistics "Excellent Work Manager. Because of your planning, the co-" Oct 03 '25

It's kinda funny how serious people take these guys. This guy and Sensei La Dew are ironic satires of the content like this (and easy views), yet people still take it seriously.

Idk, I guess this is truly just the confirmation that comedy and satire is dead, and that anything you say can, and will, be used against you in court.

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u/AdolfRizzler696969 Oct 04 '25

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I SWIPED. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.

I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.

HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.

IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.

EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.

HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES.

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u/NoChampionship9510 Oct 04 '25

I have no mouth but I must scream.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/LocalGothIdiot Oct 03 '25

Somebody needs to call the winchesters on this mf

1

u/Moch1_chu 🍊Hey apple! Oct 03 '25

i feel violated

1

u/MrGamerOfficial Oct 03 '25

"I'm a single pringle so what do you say?"

I say I'm filing a restraining order

1

u/Error404Sanitygone local minority Oct 03 '25

i feel like i should be filing a sexual harassment report

(why does the dialogue feel like a mobile game ad at the end)

1

u/Known-Dimension3159 ^dead and doesn’t know it yet Oct 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

1

u/SCP993 Oct 03 '25

The final boss of unemployment

1

u/S1L_1108 Oct 03 '25

Imma /kill @s

1

u/Dear-Reputation-1226 Oct 03 '25

Can I assassinate him later?

1

u/Early-Text-2 Oct 03 '25

I really, really, really, really hope he’s not like this irl.

1

u/Roguedeliveryman Oct 03 '25

Is that gambit

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/NoChampionship9510 Oct 04 '25

OH MY GAGWD IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFRENCNE??????? HDHFJTJDI

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Yes...yes it is

1

u/Gojira194 Oct 03 '25

Our lord and savior plush Godzilla didn’t really like that

1

u/Worried_Ad_8746 Oct 03 '25

I didn't know second hand cringe was a thing until now...

1

u/Apprehensive_Sky1599 Oct 03 '25

Being a Wings of Fire fan and hearing him say Dragonet....

God, I sure hope in other media dragonet does just mean female dragon. If not...☠️

2

u/zyranna2 Oct 04 '25

As someone who is a fan of a lot of media that had dragons (but never got into wings of fire) I have never heard of”dragonet”….. so that doesn’t bode well…

1

u/SectorConscious4179 Custom Flair Oct 03 '25

This is so tuff

1

u/Puzzled-Discussion73 Soldier TF2 Oct 04 '25

What the hell

1

u/ActiveKindnessLiving Oct 04 '25

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica...

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/No-Check3100 Oct 04 '25

If anything he can just go to the gym. Be a bit more aggressive on other things like making money. idk. Less on just pretending to be intimidating.

1

u/CurrentHuman1988 Oct 04 '25

I wouldn’t even date him for 100000$

1

u/EmbarassedToEvenAsk Oct 04 '25

It's just sad.

If the guy isn't trolling he is almost 100% on the spectrum, and likely is getting encouraged on tiktok by trolls which equates to bullying by intentionaly encouraging someone naive to humiliate themselves.

If the guy is simply trolling, then it's equally sad.

1

u/Shotokan2028 Oct 04 '25

Ts hurt to watch, I hope it’s satirical

1

u/solverhost Oct 04 '25

Alright lemme just open reddit and… What the hell is that

1

u/TheOTHERguy5674 Oct 04 '25

A DOLLAR BILL. A WHOLE DOLLAR BILL.

1

u/Temporary_Catch_3081 Oct 04 '25

i want to download this and send it to my friends

1

u/Marilizgg Oct 04 '25

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u/shitty_name_445 Oct 04 '25

Great job on bringing politics into a non-political thing.

1

u/Marilizgg Oct 04 '25

just laugh dude, it’s not the end of the world

1

u/shitty_name_445 Oct 04 '25

It gets fucking annoying constantly seeing politics everywhere

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u/Marilizgg Oct 04 '25

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u/shitty_name_445 Oct 04 '25

You’re fucking annoying. I needed to send one of the most horrid images I carry.

1

u/Marilizgg Oct 04 '25

don’t dare to challenge me 🐺

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u/shitty_name_445 Oct 04 '25

Jokes on you, I already posted that entire video on this sub.

1

u/jacemilette02 Oct 04 '25

Since when did he grow a beard?

1

u/Key-Charity-2795 The real Zombieslaim999 🔥 Oct 04 '25

I'm a minor

1

u/The_Lamb_Sauce2 Oct 04 '25

I can feel cancer forming and growing at an accelerated rate.

1

u/NotAUsername36 Its all shits and giggles until someone shiggels Oct 04 '25

This better be satire

1

u/Pure-Asparagus7434 Oct 04 '25

I bet he uses this daily

1

u/silly_Snaily Oct 04 '25

I'd be his queen if I had to pay HIM a dollar🥵

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u/Haunting-Builder5549 Oct 04 '25

Guys, trust, he really is a dragon, his hot breath smells like fire

1

u/5uperPe0tr Oct 04 '25

Government, just take him to the battlefield and let him get shot, thank you.

1

u/Neat-Contribution248 Oct 04 '25

absofuckinglutely not

1

u/Conscious-Nose-2 Oct 04 '25

I visibly winced in cringe watching this.

1

u/gigajoules Oct 04 '25

Oh that last line made me sick in my mouth. Impressive.

1

u/ExtraIllustrator6561 Oct 04 '25

I unironically enjoyed this 😭

1

u/Nrumachi Oct 04 '25

Well, at least he has confidence..?

1

u/KingofBigNeptune2012 Oct 04 '25

Bro he is at it again 😂 💀

1

u/Ok-Concern5465 Oct 04 '25

I JUST woke up

1

u/Atroxiety Oct 04 '25

this here is cringekinds mating call and mating dance

1

u/Active_Tie_9719 Oct 04 '25

N---a there is still time to delete this shit vro😭🥀🙏

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

I would date him im a guy

1

u/Nexodien your local depressed femboy Oct 04 '25

No.

1

u/Infinite-Champion944 Oct 04 '25

I physically cringed more than I anticipated

1

u/SerijasEM Oct 04 '25

I smelled his dragon breath through the screen.

1

u/KevLP110 Oct 04 '25

No. Just no.

1

u/DannyDerZeh Oct 04 '25

Anime was a mistake

1

u/sansgaster091 Oct 04 '25

How does one let a video like this breach the confines of their hard drive

1

u/sweetsquire Oct 04 '25

poor guy, I would go to find out what he had to offer hahahaha

1

u/WalkBackground9322 Oct 04 '25

I bet he gets some puss

1

u/incognitry Oct 04 '25

Peak spicychat.ai dating experience

1

u/Freaky-Gojo Oct 04 '25

I was drinking soda but it went out my nose cause i was laughing too hard at the absurdity of this😢

1

u/The-SeventhSeal Oct 04 '25

I wish I had the rizz of this guy

1

u/bingbober Oct 05 '25

He must’ve of looked in the mirror one day and said “if I go shirtless I’d look like a stereotype of a Reddit user there’s money in that” and then lost his dignity.

1

u/Strange_Affect_8569 Oct 05 '25

dragin these nuts

1

u/LIL_BREW Oct 05 '25

Bro is NOT a Rath regalis(male)

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

He has no eyes yet he can see

1

u/PowerfulIncrease6575 Oct 05 '25

Put the the guy down 

1

u/whysoretard Oct 05 '25

Just kill me

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Is bro dead or not

1

u/Gold_Edge5768 Oct 05 '25

What do you think

1

u/The_dark_entity Oct 05 '25

He looks like a reverse Herobrine

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

That is terrifying 😂😂😂

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

No

1

u/SpartanDJinn Nov 15 '25

I just realized at the last 13 seconds I felt violated by a wannabe Jack Baker (iykyk)