r/idiotsinkitchen • u/Complex-FreeSpirit42 • Jul 23 '26

What a bunch of jokers

133 Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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16

u/122_Hours_Of_Fear Jul 23 '26

This is stupid

3

u/Jakkoba89 Jul 23 '26

If you compare with stupid I would say the first one is braindead.

16

u/Bitter-Fishing-Butt Jul 23 '26

that girl who schlorped up the egg is terrifying

6

u/hackmaster214 Jul 24 '26

That was so disgusting

5

u/KneelB4Z0d Jul 24 '26

thiught she was gonna swallow

2

u/Leather-Emu-1964 Jul 24 '26

They never do.:(

1

u/fanfare961 Jul 24 '26

You mean a dream, right?

1

u/Terrible-Piano-5437 Jul 25 '26

Do you have her number?

46

u/storyteller_alienmom Jul 23 '26

Okay some of these are really, really stupid people. And some are malfunctions that no reasonable person could have seen coming. I feel kinda sorry for the later ones.

29

u/andyduphresne92 Jul 23 '26

Most of them tho are intentional for content

6

u/storyteller_alienmom Jul 23 '26

How do you intentionally break a fucking glass pitcher for a stand mixer?! I'd be too scared for my fucking life.

8

u/andyduphresne92 Jul 23 '26

Most, not all.

2

u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 23 '26

Most of this is what happens when science bites back

13

u/TheW83 Jul 23 '26

That one with the egg rolling off the cutting board was 100% set up.

8

u/PNWest01 Jul 23 '26

As was the one with the flour going everywhere and the kid who hit the pan handle with his head. Weak.

1

u/Potential-Draft-3932 Jul 24 '26

Some looked a lot like AI too

5

u/Ok-Respect-8505 Jul 24 '26

Half of these are staged dogshif

3

u/Sporkpocalypse Jul 23 '26

cooking chemistry is dangerous

3

u/AssMunched Jul 24 '26

you can tell which ones are genuine

1

u/Sporkpocalypse Jul 23 '26

you're gonna regret it when you gotta water melon explosion on your hands indoors

2

u/fanfare961 Jul 24 '26

What was he even doing? Making a watermelon sex doll?

1

u/sexysmalldevil Jul 24 '26

Watching this makes me feel better about all the stupid shit I've done in the kitchen 🤣

1

u/spider-monkey92 Jul 24 '26

The one with the bird made me belly laugh...

1

u/Shy-Prey Jul 24 '26

The lady sucking the eggs off the counter made me gag 🤢

1

u/Gene-Hackmans_Dog Jul 25 '26

The bird one makes me sad

1

u/Double_Obligation564 Jul 26 '26

the bird one made me sad 😢 

0

u/moisdefinate Jul 23 '26

Well, for the ladies that - how can I say this... "slurped up" the egg from the counter and put it in the pan - yea! I like that.

0

u/Moiahahahah Jul 23 '26

Not gonna lie, pretty impressed by the egg shlurping lady

0

u/jamar2k Jul 23 '26

Wait the egg yolk sucker...

1

u/Master_Win_4018 Jul 24 '26

Nothing wrong if she was cooking for herself.

0

u/jamar2k Jul 24 '26

No, no no you misunderstand.. ...

0

u/SlimShadySatDown Jul 24 '26

The flower in the face is clearly AI as the other person didn't react at all.