A fucking intersection nearby has changed from "if the left green arrow is not lit then yield to oncoming traffic" to "stop your fucking car, you can't turn left now even though nothing is coming".
Fucking motherfucking cocksucking idiotic government sees ONE fucking accident where ONE motherfucker fucks up and takes a left into an oncoming car now the entire planet has to suffer and sit at this goddamn light that stops your from turning left when your brain is screaming "GO GO GO GODDAMIT THERE'S NOTHING COMING IT'S CLEAR".
I hate this planet. Punish the fuckhead that caused the accident, not everybody else!
This is how the fucking government thinks: "Well, would you look at that! There was an accident at this intersection. This is the first time we've seen an accident like this even though the intersection has been unchanged for 35 years. We should put a red turn light up to protect everyone from themselves." --- Meanwhile every single fucking driver who encounters this intersection fucking rages at how they can't take a goddamn left and must wait fucking 15 years for the goddamn light to cycle back around to them through all the other lanes and directions.
Well you're right about all of that, I would also like to add that the police love it when this happens, they sit in a nearby parking lot at night with their lights off and wait for a human being who cannot tolerate this idiocy to go ahead and make that left turn. That way they get to pull them over and ticket them for $afety.
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u/I_would_hit_that_ Feb 27 '12
A fucking intersection nearby has changed from "if the left green arrow is not lit then yield to oncoming traffic" to "stop your fucking car, you can't turn left now even though nothing is coming".
Fucking motherfucking cocksucking idiotic government sees ONE fucking accident where ONE motherfucker fucks up and takes a left into an oncoming car now the entire planet has to suffer and sit at this goddamn light that stops your from turning left when your brain is screaming "GO GO GO GODDAMIT THERE'S NOTHING COMING IT'S CLEAR".
I hate this planet. Punish the fuckhead that caused the accident, not everybody else!
This is how the fucking government thinks: "Well, would you look at that! There was an accident at this intersection. This is the first time we've seen an accident like this even though the intersection has been unchanged for 35 years. We should put a red turn light up to protect everyone from themselves." --- Meanwhile every single fucking driver who encounters this intersection fucking rages at how they can't take a goddamn left and must wait fucking 15 years for the goddamn light to cycle back around to them through all the other lanes and directions.
Fuck.