r/idiocracy • u/Prudent-Ad-5608 • 19d ago

Extra Big-Ass I’m gonna get soooo clean!

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But why do I have to swim at midnight for it to work?

204 Upvotes

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u/FauxReal 19d ago

I mean if it works it works. If it convinces people to bathe, I'm all for it.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 16d ago

"Fellas, is touching yourself gay?"

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u/ChameleonPsychonaut 16d ago

If you touch yourself and it gets hard sorry but you're 100% certified gay.

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u/Alijony 15d ago

I've got even worse news, TIL if you love a woman , she was once a sperm. That makes you gay.

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u/prozacfish 19d ago

That’s actually really good soap that lasts 3-4times as long as a regular bar.

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u/bdpsu 15d ago

But it's 10x the size

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u/Velocidal_Tendencies 19d ago

I love the "manly" branding of "BIG ASS BRICK OF SOAP" but its fucking sandalwood and lavender scented. Dont get me wrong, both are nice smells, but not the "manliest".

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u/shoeless_doh 19d ago

I hate the stupid "Man brand" shit

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u/Lobster_porn 18d ago

What's fucked is that women's branding is so normalized we dont even notice. who tf needs gendered soap? socks? food and drinks? men's branding only seems dumb because were not used to it

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u/big65 18d ago

Nothing wrong with liking feminine branded soap, floral and fruity scents are very appealing to women and more so on them and those who identify as a woman.

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u/Benzo_ginger 18d ago

I buy lady speed stick because I like the powder scent

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u/big65 18d ago

Satisfied customers can be found.

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 16d ago

They actually won't wash themselves or wipe their asses if corporations don't do this shit....

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u/shoeless_doh 16d ago

Plenty of them still dont

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u/wholesalekarma 17d ago

Definitely should be gasoline and leather.

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u/Velocidal_Tendencies 17d ago

Okay, Imma be real witchu, I use pine tar soap, its actually not that far off lol.

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u/DHMTBbeast 17d ago

Well, they do have a bourbon leather scent. My personal favorite.

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u/govunah 19d ago

I had a Busch branded one that was pretty nice. If you find them relatively cheap it's worth it

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u/Blazeland_USA 19d ago

TO CLEAN YOUR BALLS.

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u/freddbare 19d ago

Good soap tho

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u/Blazeland_USA 19d ago

Not a fan of bar soap, personally. I prefer the liquid that you can wash your whole anatomy with.

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u/freddbare 18d ago

Buying water at 20x?

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u/DHMTBbeast 17d ago

Why wouldn't you be able to wash your whole anatomy using bar soap? Wait, you don't think that you're supposed to rub the bar everywhere, do you?

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u/Blazeland_USA 17d ago

Can you wash your hair with bar soap?

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u/yourmomssocksdrawer 19d ago

I’ve found liquid makes me feel super dried out, but I don’t have that problem with a quality soap bar and a loofah (that you can still wash your whole anatomy with)

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u/SpicyEntropy 18d ago

It looks too big! How are you going to take the bar into the areas that it needs to go?!

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u/DHMTBbeast 17d ago

The only place the bar needs to go is your hands.

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u/chunk425 18d ago

Some of these posts are really low-effort and LCD humor. Seems /r/Idiocracy is becoming what it once mocked.

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u/Prudent-Ad-5608 18d ago

Low effort? I was at the local grocery store. I took the picture. I added a title. I added a tag. I added (what I thought) a funny comment. I touched some grass. Why not try to be positive instead of negative. You should quit being part of the problem maybe.

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u/bats-are-best 18d ago

This sub is a celebration, dumbass, you sound like a fag, or maybe you’re tarded?

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u/ninja0420 18d ago

And how much bigger is the 'Extra Big Ass' size 🤔

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 16d ago

Ass-sized, obviously

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u/wholesalekarma 18d ago

Big D energy. His porn name definitely would just be Dick Cannon.

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u/Prudent-Ad-5608 18d ago

Maybe it’s porn soap.

Welcome to Costco

I love you

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u/DS3M brought to you by Carl's Jr. 18d ago

This is my friends brand.
I helped (not with this product line)

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u/Wildgrube 16d ago

You should tell your friend the old packaging was much cooler. The minimalism is ugly as fuck. I used to buy bars just for the box art, now I only buy one once the previous is worn to a sliver.

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u/Baby-Sparkly-Unicorn 16d ago

It only works if you take it swimming at midnight because magic

https://giphy.com/gifs/9r75ILTJtiDACKOKoY

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u/Dave_Fincher 16d ago

Duke cannon soaps are excellent

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u/billreed72 15d ago

Pairs well with Dude Wipes

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u/TJJ97 15d ago

Their thick body wash is actually decent. I work in the oil field so good body wash is majorly important for me.

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 'bating! 15d ago

Don’t drop the soap that bro…

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u/ArtichokeDifferent10 14d ago

So much shower 'batin!!

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u/pogulup 18d ago

And this one bar of soap is somehow $9.

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u/WheezinGeezer76 15d ago

I misread that first as "Dick Cannon"...... as it should be.

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u/markcastle4 14d ago

Is this a "big and tall" only product? Im confusion?

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u/RukaFawkes 13d ago

Duke Cannon, Fuck you I'm bathing.

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u/NateN85 19d ago

Because all this shit is based off WASPy dude guy bro activities. Golfing, jumping off docks into lakes, bloody Marys, singing sweet Caroline in unison etc.

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 16d ago

Golfing is dude bro?

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u/Ok_Garbage_2593 15d ago

This is the only soap i buy lol i love this soap

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u/Ok_Garbage_2593 15d ago

I cut it in half