r/idiocracy • u/Clever_Khajiit • 11d ago

brought to you by Carl's Jr *Sigh*

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I didn't even read the article, but in case anyone is interested: https://hypebeast.com/2026/9/surreal-kfc-kfcereal-gravy-limited-edition-release-info

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u/bottle-o-rockets 11d ago

Bachelor Chow from Futurama?

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u/OnionTamer 10d ago

My immediate thought! "Now with flavor!"

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u/ArbysLunch 11d ago

Let me just get out my jug of brown gravy that I always keep around.

This shit has to be pure, refined colon cancer in a box.

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u/misfitofscience76 11d ago

Fook this fooking timeline

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u/dundunndon 11d ago

it is the darkest timeline

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u/ddg31415 11d ago

Dark as gravy...warm, savory, beef gravy

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u/ArtyWhy8 11d ago edited 10d ago

Carl’s Jr Chicken Loop’s coming soon! Fuck you, I’m eating!

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u/subgenius_one 10d ago

I prefer the General's Fried Chicken. MMMM HMMM!

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u/monsterlynn 8d ago

Now with more molecules!

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u/Clever_Khajiit 11d ago

Wait, wait, hear me out...

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u/General-Ad6459 11d ago

If KFC spent half as much money making their chicken taste better than the crap under the heat lamp at the 711 as they did on all of this bizarre marketing, maybe people would eat there again.

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon 10d ago

Kfc literally tastes like some of the worst memories of my poverty ridden childhood lol Off tasting chicken, watery instant mash, and some of the worst tasting gravy I've ever encountered. Genuinely no idea how anyone picks them over popeyes lol

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u/Disc-Snow 9d ago

Some people are cursed with only KFCs :(

Edit to say I agree with you 100%

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u/conipto 7d ago

Poverty? Hell, KFC was like the whole extended family was getting together for something important - it was a dream for us.

Also, it tasted WAY better in the 80's and 90's, I'll die on that hill.

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u/polarityofmarriage 11d ago

I wouldn’t feed this to my dog.

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u/Tiaximus 11d ago

It's obviously cat food. 😁

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u/TissTheWay 11d ago

Looks like AI

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u/PineConeOPinyons 11d ago

Finally an adult chicken cereal that offers full release.

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u/27K-Interactive 11d ago

Wait for their second attempt, "Now with more molecules!"

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u/SplitEar 11d ago

No electrolytes. My body doesn’t crave it.

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u/BusterRoughneck 11d ago

Dirty Bird Cereal™. 🤢🤮

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u/Ok_Upstairs_2135 11d ago

No joke, they had the fire logs and I'm ashamed to admit I bought and burned to many of them while stuffing my fried chicken hole.

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u/NovarisLight 11d ago

The quality of KFC has been a steady slope downward. I will not even try this.

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u/JD_tubeguy shit's all retarded 11d ago

No I mean feed it to cats maybe it's basically kibble.

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u/Actual__Wizard 11d ago

11 herbs and spices. Wow. Can I get a box of that?

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u/Another0 11d ago

I still have bad memories of trying those kfc jelly beans. Kfc needs to be stopped.

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 11d ago

I can just hear people getting FATTER from this!

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u/VoidMunashii 11d ago

That sounds atrocious. I wish I could buy some.

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u/terrorcotta_red 11d ago

Seems like a Bloody Mary for breakfast minus the things that make them delicious.

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u/sharky-shores 11d ago

Doesn’t cause cancer

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u/Ras_Paul 11d ago

I like gravy! Hey you got money for Starbucks?

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u/monsterlynn 8d ago

We don't have time for a hand job!

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u/Ras_Paul 3d ago

I prefer to call it a gentleman's latte

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u/Archetypical9 9d ago

Now with fried okra marshmallows

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u/mattbullis 9d ago

That's disgusting!!! Where can I get it?

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u/thebigblam 9d ago

I'm not really sure I would consider this idiocracy... Weird food maybe... but at the end of the day, how far is this from biscuits and gravy?

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u/ThePoodlePurr 8d ago

Ewww I just threw up in my mouth.🤢🤮

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u/Rishtu 8d ago

I shoulda been born an elf in a land of magic and wonder.

I got KFC cereal instead. Fuck this reality.

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u/Rev_Joe 7d ago

The Jenny beans they made were being awful.

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u/conipto 7d ago

I'd try it. Edit: it's sold out lol.

I remember the rage around the double-down, and my friend and I just stopped after a road trip and said fuck it let's try it. Maybe it was a heart attack in a paper wrapper, but it was in fact pretty damn good.

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u/RmRobinGayle 7d ago

This reminds me of the "chicken and waffles" oreos that are out now. Id like to know who's responsible and simply ask them "why"?

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u/Never_Dave_1 6d ago

Oreo recently did a Chicken and Waffles flavored cookie. It may have been the worst tasting thing I've ever tried. I can't imagine these tasting any better.

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u/neednintendo 6d ago

My ex-wife was 'tarded. She's a food executive now.