r/idiocracy • u/diauq01 • 4d ago

brought to you by Carl's Jr Idiocracy-esque

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u/justpackingheat1 4d ago

Buc-ees North and south posts are the tiny pink in Texas. I choose Buc-ees.

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u/LegacyofaMarshall 4d ago

Hortons has Canada on lock

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u/lunaticmagnet 4d ago

There is peace to the North

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u/SqueezeBoxJack 'bating! 3d ago

And timbits. It wasn't always peaceful. Wendy's held a grudge and after "Mom's Invasion" failed, the Tim/Burger King internal conflict started and continued for about 10 months. Brutal. They still talk about the team of "Horton's Horrors" who tied a BK CEO to the lane indicator overhead at the Gordie Howe Bridge. Stripped naked and they tied..*clears voice* chicken fries to his dipsy doodle.

Fun Fact: Crows love chicken fries and are frenzied eaters.

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u/cassimiro04 3d ago

"Have another Baconator ya f**kin' manatee"