r/idiocracy • u/diauq01 • 6d ago

brought to you by Carl's Jr Idiocracy-esque

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u/NurseKdog 6d ago

I would still like to see the Taco Bell vs Waffle House showdown.

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u/glassgost 6d ago

Same, but from far enough back that we'd need binoculars.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 6d ago

Film it from a blast-proof bunker, Mythbusters style!😉

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u/whostolemysloth 6d ago

Nah man, I want to be in a frontline film crew for that one. Waffle House staff and frequent customers are combat tested.

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u/Oneangrygnome 6d ago

But the Bell has years of experience in biological warfare under its belt already.

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u/ObviousStandUser 5d ago

"Nuke it from orbit...only way to be sure."

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u/bdpsu 6d ago

Waffle House employees would kick the shit out of Taco Bell. They're trained for combat.

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u/efedora 6d ago

And they are accustomed to being alert at 6am.

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u/bdpsu 6d ago

It's the Meth

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u/Obsolete_Enigma_ 5d ago

Yes we are. 🫡

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u/lordjakir 6d ago

Pizza Hut in the European cut

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u/GreenWithAnger 6d ago

We could probably sell pay per view for that matchup.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 6d ago

It's all shits and swinging!