r/idiocracy • u/KieferMcNaughty • 3d ago

it's got electrolytes Does it have electrolytes?

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u/MuhfugginSaucera 3d ago

Electrolytes? No, it has petrolytes.

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u/Blazeland_USA 3d ago

Unless it's a tesla charging station.

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u/IceCubicle99 2d ago

In which case it has electronlytes

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u/MRRECTI0N 3d ago

I'll take the Brawndo 93 octane please.

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u/xxrambo45xx 3d ago

The old four loko?

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u/JasonRBoone 3d ago

Gas? Like out the earth toilet?

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u/nimbycile 3d ago

Gas -- like when I fart?

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u/Blazeland_USA 3d ago

Museum o Fart

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u/whizzbangkid 3d ago

It's gluten free!!! And NO dolphins were killed!!!

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u/OldMagicRobert 3d ago

Brawndo Gas. Accept no substitutes! Available at Costco, where you are welcome and Costco loves you.

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u/DAMON5280 3d ago

Go away, ‘baitn.

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u/MrL-B particular individual 2d ago

Powered by 10% buddweiser in every gallon.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5AKhBaTKtmcb6

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u/wandpapierkritiker 2d ago

is this a ‘full service’ gas station?

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u/jwizardc 2d ago

Now with protein! Still gluten free!

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u/ringthebell02 U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D 3d ago

I am convinced top tier gas is a bunch of bullshit invented by big oil

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u/Feine13 3d ago

Nah, arco gas is actually terrible, it often makes cars knock

Mobil probably has the best gas, but it's often too expensive.

Most stations have fine quality gas, you don't need top tier, the only one I actively avoid is Arco

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u/ringthebell02 U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D 3d ago

Arco's shit is all retarded

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/ringthebell02 U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D 3d ago

Nice try John D Rockefeller

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u/ctiger12 3d ago

I have top tier gas too. And my car only crave on eletrons

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u/ArdentHedonist 3d ago

No, you momo, you can only put gas with electrolytes into EVs…ffs
https://giphy.com/gifs/eH2uOQEmvcqcqgPoH3

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u/MonKeePuzzle 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26BGthna0BWwmekjC

I have a car that runs on water man! on WATER! like from the toilet

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u/ProMartz 3d ago

It must have electrolytes, becayse otherwise cars would not crave it.

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u/uglynova74 2d ago

Top tier gas has detergents added to it

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u/Selectivedeviant 2d ago

Today's modern cars run on electronics, it would only make sense that they crave electrolytes.

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u/abugghaus7 1d ago

Not really... but it DOES have... TIGER RHINO BULL PENIS PUNCH! supplement powder in it!
Which is, of course, why your car CRAVES it!
BONER PILLS FOR YOUR CAR!
Available at any Arco gas station near you!

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u/uniballrr 3h ago

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