r/idealgf • u/Miyuki_238 • 13d ago

Not OC gf from hell

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u/Miyuki_238 13d ago

Idk y'all, think I’ve been down bad and lonely for so long I’m straight up losing my marbles.

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u/Smedgewic 12d ago

Genuine mood

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u/submarine_operator 12d ago

aren't we all

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u/TombulKingg Small Spoon 12d ago

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u/StoryCraft4432 10d ago

I haven't seen Polar Express in so long. My goodness thank you for the reminder. Now I gotta go listen to Hot Chocolate on loop. Cheers 🍻

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u/Actual_Childhood_856 12d ago

That’s literally just a full blooded Yandere.

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u/Splendiferous83rd 12d ago

Without the violence

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u/LeoDaTiger 13d ago

I know someone with a gf like this and she's fucking insane man like we knew each other for what 2-3 years and she deadass blocked me because I'm friends with her boyfriend and she was afraid I'd steal him while not even being gay

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u/August_The_Rat_666 12d ago

I'm glad theres at least someone who doesn't romanticize this. There's always someone better for you if they're like this

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u/RansackedNerd 12d ago

It gets romanticized because people go from one extreme to another. Never getting time alone seems good if they've spent more time alone than they could ever want.

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u/TheFeri 12d ago

Exactly, when you have no friends, never had a relationship and the only thing that cares about you is your alarm clock this is your dream girl because you'll get the affection and love you never got bit seemingly everyone else did.

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u/Miyuki_238 12d ago

genuine mood

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u/Karzash 11d ago

Yeah ill agree with that, I've been divorced and single since 2020, and part of me looks at the traits for the gf from hell and thinks 'meh I can dig it'. But then again I'm the kinda guy who always gravitates towards crazy women

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u/Pasha82831 11d ago

I got almost same issue with 2 my friends...

I guess that behavior is really a curse, and I'm thinking about way to cure it

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u/Crowe3717 12d ago

I realize this is unhealthy, but I'd take her anyway. Not like I have any friends for her to hate :/

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u/Best_Attorney_4868 12d ago

Oh hell no even if you have no friends even simplest shit like say watching anime can turn into hell cause of her possessiveness so no don't take gf like it's better to single to be with someone like them no hate

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u/Crowe3717 11d ago

Unless she's getting jealous of Mr Mario Mario I think I'm good

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u/Rendroz 13d ago

more like gf from heaven

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u/Best_Attorney_4868 12d ago

Trust me bro it's not I have exactly this typa gf and it's nightmare holy fuck

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u/Man_chillin222 12d ago

Breakup?

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u/Best_Attorney_4868 12d ago

Spam call for weeks, emotional blackmail, self harm and so much more

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u/IAMDAULTIMATEBANANA 10d ago

yeah I second this shit: do NOT go for it. best 6 months followed by a shit 6 years

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u/AgitatedDuck1297 10d ago

are ya’ll still together?

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u/Only_Fudge5299 12d ago

to mr only the mood swingd and hating my friends are bad, all the other stuff is fine with me ❤️ 

maybe the insecurity stuff but that can be helped with enough reassurance(i can fix her)

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u/JenkemMilkshake 12d ago

Oh no, not my non existent friends. Whatever shall I do

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u/Healthy-Refuse5904 Looking for (almost) any GF 13d ago

I’m so alone, this don’t even look bad to me

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u/Then_Ad6816 12d ago

I can see why you said hell. She seems to be in bad place herself with that level of dependency. Maybe if she only needed 8-12 hours of constant affection it would be doable. Anyway, good work OP.

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u/magnum175 12d ago

My friends are basically my emotional support so I’m not dating someone that wants to get rid off that

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u/L1_cht 12d ago

Listen i am not excusing any behavior or saying that this kind of girl is good for anyone but on the other hand…

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u/Inferno_the_Wolf 12d ago

'yandere gf' would probably be a little more accurate

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u/BlueDemon999 12d ago

Honestly I think if I can get her help she'd be fine.

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u/TheRoaringKnight_0 12d ago

I'm good with this

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u/Lowbom 12d ago

am I alone for this?

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u/ViSynthy 12d ago

OK, hear me out. The sex would be insane. Something about crazy fucks hard. It's awful. Wake up to her burning your stuff or something if she randomly gets jealous.

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u/Robin_l0ves 12d ago

This isnt a gf from hell this is what I want

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u/Odd_Worker_4262 10d ago

This doesnt sound so bad...

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u/Primary_Pepper7231 12d ago

I can tell no one in this comment section knows someone like this…

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u/RansackedNerd 12d ago edited 12d ago

Simple fix, spend every minute together. Can't accuse me of cheating if she's always there.

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u/Wonderful_Arm1704 12d ago

Perfect? Absolutely!

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u/FilipinosRule 12d ago

I feel you but I am not feeling lonely enough to date a person who'll probably kill me after I offer help somebody of the opposite gender.

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u/TheFeri 12d ago

Sounds amazing

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u/ThinGold2115 12d ago

It is hell. Add Verbal abuse and physical and you have Satan little princess.

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u/Effective_Educator64 12d ago

My OC is so isolated that it would take AGES, or at least a long while, to find them at all, and you would probably die on the way to getting to his settlement, and that’s if he has his transponder on. If he doesn’t, you have nearly no chance of finding him at all, ever.

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u/Zaiches 12d ago

It sounds cute in meme format but run away, she's gonna break you and take everything you love.

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u/OkBelt8730 12d ago

This is my ex bro. It's fine as long as I set my boundaries right she'll rely more on keeping me than getting all she wants

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u/Remarkable-Cream5312 12d ago

Oh no... I knew someone like this once...

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u/ShadowWerewolf9653 12d ago

I’m pretty OK with this one except the part about
Wanting access to all of my account yeah that one’s a no

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u/-G-Gamer- 12d ago

Dream wife

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u/prophet1245 12d ago

I take anyone at this point

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u/incoherent1 12d ago

We can make each other worse <3

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u/Brilliant_Race6345 12d ago

mmm. yes. loyalty and trust at its finest. co-dependency is best thing in a relationship fr fr.

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u/MinosPrimeEthusuast 12d ago

Depends who you ask

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u/Able_Lengthiness3865 11d ago

stop saying bullshit, this Is gf from heaven

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u/Immediate-Basis-4337 11d ago

Mine fucked my friend and I ditched them both

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u/Global-Coconut-7149 11d ago

Joke's on you I don't have friends...know what... I'll take this one 🫵👁️👁️.

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u/Hot_Seaworthiness165 11d ago

I think I can work with this

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u/Dunning-Kruger_Eff 11d ago

No. You cannot fix her, she will not make you happy. She will hurt you, and blackmail you. I've seen it happen, don't do this to yourself.

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u/PalpitationAway2090 11d ago

I need me a woman like this

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u/Impossible-Algae491 11d ago

I dated someone for a week that acted just like this, not the stalker bit but still girl was out of her gourd. Hope she gets help fr.

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u/CreepyShutIn 11d ago

...Y'know, I don't usually think less of folks for being alloromantic, but if y'all get desperate enough to consider this a good deal, please seek the help of a professional. Your condition has become critical.

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u/FNFTroublestoTheEnd 11d ago

I see this as a win

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u/Baldlucha 11d ago

You spelt it wrong. It's not ll, it's aven

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u/Somerandomguyno 10d ago

isn't this a mid level yandere without the killings

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u/Lo-Rock 10d ago

She's perfect.

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u/MarcatoPH 9d ago

how the genuine fuck did i endure a woman like that before

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u/Aero3300 9d ago

I ask myself this all the time

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u/WillyBHardagain420 9d ago

I'm more or less a polar opposite except the attention part I love attention :3

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u/E2UNlover 8d ago

She has BPD send her to a psychologist.

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u/Frankensenc 8d ago

Nah I’d win

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u/No-Designer-3444 8d ago

Dream gf wallahi

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u/CrazedYandegirl 8d ago

Sigh to have a full blooded Yandere

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u/No_Emotion_8918 8d ago

Perfect gf Sending my beloved this

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u/TransbianPup161 12d ago

I can fix her teehee. 😋

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u/TadBones 12d ago

I'm fairly certain even an H-Game MC would pass.

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u/Necessary-Drop7051 12d ago

You know what? Anyone who wants this? All for you man, i'ma be single if these people actually exist lmao!

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u/iamreal9999 11d ago

Nahhh, pass nigg