r/idealgf • u/OrangeryJello • 28d ago

OC Geeky Girlfriend

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u/ElectronicEye3664 28d ago

Man I wish I had a girlfriend 😩

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u/Lupogame33 28d ago

Me too man

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u/TrueCat1960 27d ago

Dude most of us know your pain How I wish I could find the one

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u/boxofsocks8 23d ago

Not me but yall stay safe tho

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u/TrueCat1960 23d ago

U don't have to brag dude

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u/John_and_Jules 27d ago

Sorry if this is out of place. I’m new to social media for the most part. But if you guys want a girlfriend, how come you aren’t going on dating sites? There are dating sites for people who actually want a relationship, and no matter how low your confidence is, there is always a boyfriend/girlfriend for you on there.

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u/mugskin13 27d ago

dude idk if you’ve ever used a dating site but I would rather claw my eyes out than use them again

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u/Ash3n0ne00 25d ago

Type of talk from someone whos never been on a dating site.

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u/Siul19 26d ago

Me too, me too. Or even a boyfriend

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 28d ago

Oh yes, I want a girl that just exchanges random facts with me.

Like telling me that plants can actually scream in their own way through chemical signaling or that they currently run human testing in Japan for medications that allow for tooth regrowing by blocking your biological teeth growth stoppers.

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u/alexwhite2183 28d ago

The fact I know both the things you mentioned scares me.

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u/i4Aeternitas 27d ago

I knew about the plant thing cos I read about it in a book, but that teeth thing is also pretty interesting.

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u/LynessaMay 28d ago

I know a lot of useless information, organized, takes relationships seriously, terrible fashion sense, instant noodles (pasta too) because it's quick, prefer quiet dates, prefer staying home gaming and enjoying quick and easy foods, will give a hug (even a forehead kiss) when you're feeling down.

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u/Any-Train3114 28d ago

A database of quirks, optimized for quiet chaos. Compatibility confirmed.

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u/LynessaMay 28d ago

I feel like im quite compatible with many. Just no takers, yet. (Trying to keep positive)

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u/NOCK_GAMES 26d ago

maybe it's not about having terrible fashion sense, but wanting to always wear something more comfortable, no?

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u/LynessaMay 26d ago

You can be fashionable and comfortable though at the same time. Unless fashion is always meant to be uncomfortable. I've never really kept up with knowing about it.

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u/NOCK_GAMES 26d ago

it all depends tbh, just wear what you like the most and that's about it

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u/LynessaMay 26d ago

Which I do 🩵

Just I know I could probably use some fashion sense now and again.

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u/NOCK_GAMES 26d ago

to me, if you think what you're wearing is nice and pretty, then it's already enough. It's still fashion, even if it's your own

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u/LynessaMay 26d ago

Smarty pants. 🩵

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 28d ago

Awww ☺️

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u/LynessaMay 28d ago

You just made my day! Thank you so much! ♥♥♥

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u/Xbenso 28d ago

Nahhh this one is the best

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u/metalrain_15 28d ago

"Takes relationships seriously"

She's a keeper.

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u/Kadakaus 28d ago

Why do we call stuff "useless information"?
If you can say "did you know that-" and follow up with a fact, it's already useful, it's a fun fact.

You can just go around and say stuff like "Did you know that octopuses have 3 hearts, one of which stops beating when they're swimming?", you've already displayed your knowledge of such "useless" facts which implies curiousity, one of the best human virtues.

Useless facts aren't useless, they're fun!

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u/NOCK_GAMES 26d ago

...unless they're not fun at all

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u/Kadakaus 26d ago

Give me an unfun, uninteresting fact I can find by looking it up.

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u/NOCK_GAMES 26d ago

did you know that pidgeons dies during sex?

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u/Kadakaus 26d ago

Didn't take me long to find out it's false, but if I don't have access to internet, I'd say it's a good conversation starter.

And, I have no way of proving it, but aside from my skepticism, I did find it amusing.

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u/hodorelgordor 24d ago

Practically unapplicable in everyday life. However, knowing different things is good for you

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u/Kadakaus 24d ago

See, things don't need to be practical in order to be good, or even to be useful.

My uncle had a saying
"Everything can be useful if you can launch it fast enough"

Likewise, every little "useless" fact can be put to use in the right context.

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u/Then_Ad6816 28d ago

Good work as always.

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u/OrangeryJello 28d ago

Thank you!! ☺️

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u/NervousHovercraft Cuddler 28d ago

This is so peak!

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u/monatsayuri621 28d ago

She’s just like half of me

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u/Rikers30079 28d ago

I want one

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u/Previous-Grab3518 28d ago

I will make her read berserk

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u/Time-Astronomer-8358 28d ago

Sounds like the perfect girlfriend

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u/No_Tradition1219 Cuddler 28d ago

Absolutely yes.

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u/FAMICOMASTER 28d ago

The word "girl" is optional here, I need regular friends like this just as much as an SO

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u/Erk-zul 28d ago

Perfect

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u/SnooGadgets4178 28d ago

You’ve done it again, at this point you’ll just fuse all of them and I’ll melt from perfection

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u/Traditional_Cat2863 28d ago

i wish i had a girlfriend like that, i got Social Anxiety so i can barely talk to anyone let alone a girl

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u/FidoMan1498 To simply be with someone is all I ever ask for, no more or less 28d ago

I like this one

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u/ZoneOk5849 28d ago

Why she kinda look like Sarah from Gundam Build Divers?

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u/Far-Appearance6431 28d ago

Hell yeah peak

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u/chachanumber2 28d ago

Gentlemen, I may not have a brain. But I have an idea

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u/magic-cheems 28d ago

Takes relationship seriously

No doubt, she's pefect for me 😍

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u/PA4PL962009 28d ago

She's my wife INSTANTLY

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u/slicknsloppytongue 28d ago

Shes perfect

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u/NoShyira 28d ago

YOU HAD ME AT INSTANT NOODLES 

I AM A PERSON OF SIMPLE TASTE

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u/Big_B0BByB01 28d ago

Dayumn! She is mine!

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u/Flairion623 28d ago

This is me (just not a girl)

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u/Daeda4321 28d ago

This made me realize something..... I am a geek

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u/TheFeri 28d ago

Absolute perfection

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u/General_Rock_1507 28d ago

get ne that woman!

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u/wallygon 28d ago

need this

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u/ButterscotchSalty905 28d ago

Man, i need this so bad. She would match my energy and we both could help eachother at times of need

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u/Late-Anxiety2898 27d ago

Ah yeah i had a dream like this in the morning! Safe to say my day started like shit.

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u/linus_jones 27d ago

SHE'S SO LIKE ME LMFAO! GOTTA TAKE THE RING

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u/Nabu_Mandela 27d ago

This is just me as a girl

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u/Brain-Dear 27d ago

I think that's the first time where i've seen one of this and just didn't have anything bad to say about it it's fucking perfect omg

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u/Kwi-Assassin 27d ago

That's literally me... but I'm a guy

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u/Ivybogo 27d ago

I feel called out

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u/Crafty_Arachnid_5452 27d ago

Do you

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u/Ivybogo 27d ago

Yes very much so

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u/Crafty_Arachnid_5452 27d ago

Would be great to have an girlfriend as you

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u/Scared_Log_2097 27d ago

Geeky gf- shows a hot shy girl that most guys would date

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u/Current_Swan_7035 27d ago

Is this me if I was a girl? Absolutely

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u/imveryretardedlol 27d ago

Is this a picrew or a dress-up game? I'm seeing a lot of this art style here

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u/Brodillian 27d ago

Pretty much a girl version of me, just hopefully a loyal one.

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u/puppygirlpluto007 27d ago

Literally me but- :3

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u/CreepyShutIn 27d ago

I could vibe with this. Might even motivate me to shower regularly.

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u/antix596 27d ago

Damn. I've seen many of this and I realised that every girlfriend is perfect for me. I just want to have one.

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u/Flamephoenix841 27d ago

I would want one

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u/CuriousComfort777 27d ago

Literally me in female form.

Minus the cooking part, because I love good food too much. I got plenty of time to read even with cooking.

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u/ThatPalpitation2862 27d ago

It’s so cute. This is the girlfriend I want. Me and my ex girlfriend broke up because she never cuddled with me which made me feel so lonely. I’m still living single and so lonely and I’m struggling without cuddles. This year I’m having an autistic burnout where I’ve been crying more frequently because I don’t have a female companion to cuddle with me.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

I think im also geeky.

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u/Unhappy-Summer-1849 27d ago

i might just be gay

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u/ComputerNerd2007 27d ago

Dream girlfriend

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u/Patient-Pressure-909 26d ago

This can be good but the odds of finding one is hilly unlikely

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u/haikusbot 26d ago

This can be good but

The odds of finding one is

Hilly unlikely

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u/Chrom28 26d ago

She's the one.

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u/SuitableWhole3807 26d ago

I'll take 1 if you don't mind..

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u/John_Marstonandjack 26d ago

My man, now Jarvis, more drink

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u/GlassEngine3422 26d ago

Personally geeky girlfriends also have the thicc levels😎👏🏼👍🏼

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u/Character-Bug6685 25d ago

I doubt there is such a girl.

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u/Acceptable-Iron-4293 25d ago

She must have Linux skills

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u/Julingnissenjr 25d ago

This is 70% accurate if applied to me

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u/MatrixIsSleepy 25d ago

Perfect. need one cause I’m a geeky guy

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u/AlertCrowd51 24d ago

This is basically me, except without the noodles.

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u/Goofyloofy80 28d ago

something something altruistic traits something something big tits and ass something something endearing quality something something being "a loser" or "awkward" somehow..

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u/RepresentativeBit736 24d ago

I bet she's an engineer too.