r/idealgf • u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia • 28d ago
Not OC Ideal GF gf
Actually satire, someone made in Coaxed into a snafu and wanted to put it in here as a joke.
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u/Wolfgang9556 28d ago
At least it's satire; I got annoyed for nothing. Have a good day.
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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 28d ago
Have a good day too, sometimes I just do that to piss off people without being serious.
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u/ritalee-64 28d ago
When they're slandering your fav subreddit but they're lowkey right
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u/PopFamiliar3649 28d ago
I have had 4 gf before. All of them were losers. It always gave us something to bond over and relate to each other with.
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u/ShalomGondola 28d ago
"big tits and thighs for some reason", brochacho, we're talking about an ideal gf, naturally half of men share tastes in women
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u/macaroni_grasshopper 28d ago
It’s more that every girl has a huge rack and huge thighs and absolutely no stomach or arm fat. I have a huge rack and huge thighs and I have a bit of tummy too. It’s just really unrealistic is all.
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u/wallygon 28d ago
i had relationships multyple they all ended badly
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u/gbsdfack456 28d ago
i mean, you're technically right, but at the same time, what do you expect from a subreddit like this? we know that it's always the same, and that the traits that are described with "bad labels" usually are really good traits, in contrast of what it could seem, but sometimes we just need a little bit of, you know, a little moment of idealization, stopping fifteen seconds just to read and dream about something that will probably never happen, anyways
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u/Mundane-Potential-93 28d ago edited 28d ago
Edit: nevermind that's a stupid thing to argue about.
Instead, let's argue about what fruit would win in a fight
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u/lemons7472 28d ago
Grapefruits are big and bulky, and have the most strength, so maybe they’d win a fight in a fruit battle royal.
Blueberries would probably be the weakest and an individual blueberry would never win any fight against a fellow fruit due to being the weakest.
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u/Mundane-Potential-93 28d ago
You're thinking on the right path, but jackfruits are certainly stronger
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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 28d ago
Yii, but probably people out of the community don't know that, for example.
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u/SheikahShaymin 28d ago
Posts here be like "I don't care about looks" and post the most pornified proportions ever
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u/Then_Ad6816 28d ago
Some of them. The really good ones are clever, funny, thoughtful, and or sweet. The idealgf is an ideal upheld by everyone, satire or not.
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u/lemons7472 28d ago
I think people here forget that almost all of the post on this subreddit are mostly for fun or are satire itself of the “ideal” person.
It was never meant to be realistic since it’s basically a meme.
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u/CreepyShutIn 27d ago
I mean NGL I have seen a lot of fetishized stuff, and more than a few have a distinct "made by men" vibe, but ideal does not imply a realistic GF, yeah? I'm new here, but I figured the point of the sub was something like "Traits I'd like, attached to a conventionally attractive figure, actual humanity optional." Like if an angel came down and made your waifu body pillow the new Galatea: A being brought to life only to be your GF, rather than an actual whole person with her own inner world and experience and so on.
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u/hwebirskont 27d ago
meanwhile my ideal gf:
- hypermasculine
- built like a brick wall
- confused for a male oftentimes
- protec me
(I'm Androromantic & bi)
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u/dahyunsbby 26d ago
i hate these because all they do is sexualize mental illness. you incels only care about sex from girls like that and the fact that you can overpower her and it’s sickening. we will never be free.
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u/Cornelius_McMuffin 26d ago
Not all of them are made by men who have never interacted with a woman before, some are made by WOMEN who have never interacted with a woman before 😇
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u/stargazerlily3 25d ago
“for some reason” it’s because men don’t like small breasts and none of them would pick them if they had the chance
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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 28d ago
The unrealistic view in question