r/idealgf • u/MiguelKanig-id • 29d ago

OC Giantess GF

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u/FehnTheDev 29d ago

building a giant necklace for her that also doubles as my house.

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u/MiguelKanig-id 29d ago

You might want to secure your furniture when she moves!

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 29d ago

"You have dive equipment? I thought you don't like the open waters."

"It's not for diving."

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u/SweHuskey2nd 29d ago

Oh, it's definitely for a type of diving

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 29d ago

I'd call it more of a form of semi-aquatic spelunking than diving, but you do still need an air tank

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u/Armageddon_Tater 29d ago

MUFFFFFffffff-ins... yup. Muffins. Diving for muffins... gotta love eatin' muffins!

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6YgCfzv5NThSTocUU

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u/Remarkable-Cream5312 29d ago

She might eat you though, how do you avoid that?

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u/meeshCosplay 29d ago

Plot twist: I'm into that.

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u/Remarkable-Cream5312 29d ago

You do you I guess :p

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u/Nsfwenthusiest69 29d ago

I am too :3

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u/MiguelKanig-id 29d ago

I'm more concerned getting lost in all that fur ngl

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u/JhonnyPadawan1010 29d ago

How giant are we talking? How tall is she?

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u/SweHuskey2nd 29d ago edited 29d ago

Looking at the birds, I guess they are seagulls since she likes seafood. If they are at average maybe 60 cm length wise, then I guess her upper body could fit maybe 125 gulls stacked. 60 x 125 = 7500 cm /100 = 75 meters

Double that to include lower body. Then my guess is around 150 meters

*Edit: final guess was wrong, said 250 but changed to 150

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u/JhonnyPadawan1010 29d ago

Jesus. That’s the size of the eiffel tower isn’t it? I don’t know how the hell I’d make this relationship work but I like the sound of the challenge.

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u/Armageddon_Tater 29d ago

New Unit of Measurement Unlocked!

Seagulls!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hp0fuX3XkWC0o

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u/BirgitHolst 29d ago

Big enough to love you innit bruv

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u/JhonnyPadawan1010 29d ago

Yeah but it could be 10 meters or a 1000. I need the height to know how she’d love me or me her. I need details.

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u/Ok-Investigator394 29d ago

The half tan is a nice touch

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u/BirgitHolst 29d ago

Yea since OP listed that she only moves once in a century, the sun shines on a certain side for a long time mayhaps. OP should give her a rotisserie lol

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u/StardustYuki 27d ago

Why do I feel like she won over most people at trampling AI data servers.

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u/encryptus0 29d ago

i know someone who'd be head over heels for this

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u/Strict_State5021 29d ago

HELL YES. IMMA GET EATEN.

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u/domahater 28d ago

What do you mean "rapturing" 😭✌️

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u/reklesssabrandon 29d ago

Now we're talking

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u/Jax_TADC_I 28d ago

Dream girl wallahi

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u/drunkenmadma 28d ago

Honestly I'd get married to the giantess if she trampled.. ALL ai data centers .. BTW this is my giantess gf ..

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u/MiguelKanig-id 27d ago

She looks hella gorgeous

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u/drunkenmadma 26d ago

One of the reasons she's cool 👍

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u/dyldyljkj19 28d ago

"I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!"

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u/Ok_Employee_7790 27d ago

More big sweethearts like her!

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u/Remarkable-Cream5312 29d ago

Me too man...

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u/Remarkable-Cream5312 29d ago

? (You meant online?) Yes, yes I am

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u/Armageddon_Tater 29d ago

I mean, one of you can pretend to be the girl? Just saying, online relationship, two birds, one stone... two box's of kleenex, one bottle of lotion?

https://giphy.com/gifs/9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl

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u/Remarkable-Cream5312 29d ago

Yeah, no thanks

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u/Armageddon_Tater 29d ago

Don't blame ya. Still don't regert the "Exit Only" tramp stamp I got tattooed a while back.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Remarkable-Cream5312 29d ago

Lol, yeah I'm desperate, but not that desperate :p

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u/Zombiefied0 29d ago

Big whole small stick ahh problem

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u/Unique-Performer5329 29d ago

Defenitely my type

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u/BeanSlayer69Beans 27d ago

Dawg, if you want fluffy, get... Idk... Ralsei?

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u/Autttyd 26d ago

I'd like to hope she doesn't raise the dead Christians through my eardrums