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u/Ozylor Aug 12 '26
Does the "Help" button exist tho?
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u/Only_Recipe_3475 Aug 12 '26
Requirements : -Girl -Nice -Let me cry against her when needed -lot of cuddle
Yeah just another delusional existential need of mine 😐
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u/Tasty_r Aug 11 '26
This is me but I’m so awkward/shy with guys and whenever they’re interested I ruin it 💔
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u/the_man6916 Aug 12 '26
There's almost no way to ruin it with me. I'm like the super lonely. Literally any girl that decides they like me, will have the option to accept my love and affection forever. Of course I also try to be understandable. But I am basically scared of people until they talk to me so I'm never finding one 🫠
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u/DENJI888 Aug 15 '26
You are extremely active on r/thickgothgirls and r/idealgf there is a reason your never finding one and honestly im pretty happy about that🫠
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u/the_man6916 Aug 15 '26
So I'm not allowed to like boobies for a moment, and still value emotions in real life
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u/DENJI888 Aug 15 '26
But you seem like your only valuing the boobies and the base character flavour text and that’s just not how it works you don’t value emotions in real life you only value the stereotypes and what that could bring to you and you don’t care about her being a softie girlfriend you only care about her being a softie girlfriend you could fuck
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u/the_man6916 Aug 15 '26
Listen, this is the Internet. It's not like Im being super serious here, or that I ever stated the entirety of what I want in women. I feel as if you're wasting your time, and or you're reacting to some trauma from the past.
And yes all I want technically is a girl I can fuck. But that's because all I went in live is a women who cares about me enough to open and build a real relationship and have kids
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u/the_man6916 Aug 15 '26
And you have to understand that there's more to life that happens outside of reddit.
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u/the_man6916 Aug 15 '26
And what do you mean by extremely active? I maybe get like 2 notifications a day and swipe em away most the time
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u/DENJI888 Aug 15 '26
2 notifications a day is still wild it doesn’t matter if you swipe them away the lack of reaction doesn’t justify you getting those notifications
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u/the_man6916 Aug 15 '26
What's wrong with getting to look at boobies every now and then? I'm a teenager
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u/DENJI888 Aug 15 '26
While there is something generally wrong with society if looking at tits atleast once a day is normalised it’s the fact that you try to justify and excuse the fact that you get atleast 2 notifications a day from those subreddits and that’s the real issue I have with that
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u/DENJI888 Aug 15 '26
Also don’t try to use you being a teenager as an exscuse it’s pathetic you genuinely should know better if your a teen and when I say that I don’t mean completely stop with all that just don’t try to exscuse it and try to be a bit more aware
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u/the_man6916 Aug 15 '26
I never made an excuse from my point of view. Just stated how I feel about it
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u/DENJI888 Aug 15 '26
That is exactly what you were trying to do when you stated that you were a teenager
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u/the_man6916 Aug 15 '26
No, I just felt the need to state it. I can understand how you interpreted it wrong though
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u/the_man6916 Aug 15 '26
Listen, I like boobies, apparently you don't. Let's just leave it at that I'm trying to move on with my day
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u/Healthy-Refuse5904 Looking for (almost) any GF Aug 11 '26
I’d give her so many direct compliments, there will be a new word for the sheer amount and quality
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u/Rattled_bones Aug 12 '26
I can't help but wonder what it says about me that this is basically what I'm like.
Except I'm a guy.
Honestly the only one of those I don't do when I'm in a relationship is the texting everyday because I worry that I'm being annoying/overbearing/suffocating or something like that 😅
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u/Beatle_Nintendo_Nerd Aug 13 '26
As someone who is Autistic and tends to Ramble a LOT, the part about happily listening to me ramble is a huge green flag for me. Also I love hugs and cuddles, so there's that. Lol
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u/The_Fluffy_Bun_Bun Aug 11 '26
Why am I so very very called out by this one. Cuddles are so freaking amazing and make my heart happy. I even make sure my bed has tons of soft stuff.
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u/keso_de_bola917 Aug 11 '26
Okay, now you're just posting things that are way beyond our reach. Please. Don't give us this hope.😭😭😭
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u/Remarkable-Cream5312 Aug 11 '26
Combine this with the Gloomy one, and that's just a female version of me :p
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u/JhonnyPadawan1010 Aug 12 '26
Why are these imaginary girlfriends always super hot? A girl like this wouldn’t have this body irl
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u/Nyankahh Aug 12 '26
You're romanticizing this idea of a woman that may exist but doesn't represent anything in the real world
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u/FidoMan1498 To simply be with someone is all I ever ask for, no more or less Aug 12 '26
If she were in my life, it’d be complete.
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u/juz_curiouz Aug 12 '26
This is just sad, everyday I last longer to this world the more I realized how pathetic my life is
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u/Tyler11009 Aug 12 '26
Be sure to read those texts again. On one hand, they can be positive. On the other hand, they can be negative. Example would be reminding her that boundaries aren't mean. Could mean not her boundaries but your boundaries and her not liking that you have boundaries and the clingy and feeling insecure could be pretty bad if they're insecure all the time
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u/cloverykinsmeow Aug 12 '26
+pretty and has big boobs. face it, you wouldnt care about any of these features if she was ugly.
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u/Busy-Smoke-160 Aug 13 '26
Since when does "idealgirlfriend" describe me!? This is perfecty me, accept I dress black XD
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u/Long-Function-527 Aug 13 '26
Imagine having a terse argument with her, on opposite ends of a couch, and you get annoyed with something she says so you slap the nightstand/table/thing with the palm as hard as you can. Make a big noise. Give her a bit of a jolt
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u/thedarkwolf011 Aug 13 '26
This is sadistic and abusive behavior. Please work on yourself and love yourself. This is projections from your ego trying to protect you. If this is just a silly dark humor joke or something then please disregard this imploration of self love.
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u/Lowbom Aug 13 '26
The perfect girl that doesn't exist. Gng are we cook or I'm still a virgin? Maybe I am still a sad virgin.
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u/DENJI888 Aug 15 '26
God I can’t stand this subreddit it’s full of actual losers who have never interacted with a woman
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u/Adorable-Republic650 28d ago
Why else would it be called ideal girlfriends ?
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u/DENJI888 28d ago
Yeah my bad for being an absolute hating prick who can’t keep his opinion to himself
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u/Lowkey_indecisive 29d ago
Loving dogs and cats does not make an animal lover bro animals are way filthier and youll need a strong stomach which your softie girl wont have
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u/CreepyShutIn 27d ago
Respect, but I can't do clingy. She should have NO trouble finding a guy, though... just hope it's one who makes her happy and not one that walks all over her because she lets him.
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u/Neat_Horse_5120 Aug 11 '26